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Narcoleptic cat. (via Flickr Video)
posted by loquacious (75 comments total) 17 users marked this as a favorite

 
doubleish
posted by stbalbach at 7:54 AM on April 9, 2008


Dude, that's lame like linking to a single gif.
posted by klangklangston at 7:56 AM on April 9, 2008 [2 favorites]


posted only to start a long, slow descent into a serious of SLFV posts that we all know is inevitable...

but, I have to admit that it is fun to hit the play button and slam that kitty's head into the table over and over again. My own five cats are watching it, laughing hysterically, screaming "what a stupid cat!", and begging me to play it again.
posted by HuronBob at 7:57 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


congratulations
posted by nitsuj at 7:57 AM on April 9, 2008


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzzzz...........*BONK* WTF WHAT BLUE website wha...zzzzzzzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
posted by Avenger at 8:01 AM on April 9, 2008


Hi, I'm an admin for a tag called bestoftheweb, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
posted by mullacc at 8:01 AM on April 9, 2008 [11 favorites]


More tags, please.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:01 AM on April 9, 2008


Quit yer incessent whining and enjoy the cat video, dorks.
posted by loquacious at 8:02 AM on April 9, 2008 [4 favorites]


Hey, I can add tags to your posts?
posted by Burhanistan at 8:02 AM on April 9, 2008


This reminds me of my only youtube upload.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:05 AM on April 9, 2008 [4 favorites]


Hey, I can add tags to your posts?

Yeah, msg them to me.
posted by loquacious at 8:06 AM on April 9, 2008


Ok, how the fuck did you do that? *creeped out*
posted by loquacious at 8:07 AM on April 9, 2008


I think its hilarious. The video. Thanks!
posted by jeffmik at 8:08 AM on April 9, 2008


Hey, I can add tags to your posts?

Also, I was going to correct your grammar with a snarky reply: "I don't know... can you?" but apparently you can, without ever asking "May I?"

I stand corrected.

(To those following along at home, confused, there are tags I didn't add. Weird.)
posted by loquacious at 8:10 AM on April 9, 2008


Bonk!
posted by darkstar at 8:11 AM on April 9, 2008


Ok, how the fuck did you do that? *creeped out*

I think your contacts can add tags to your post.
posted by iconomy at 8:11 AM on April 9, 2008


You can edit tags for posts from mutual contacts.
posted by middleclasstool at 8:12 AM on April 9, 2008


Ah, I think it's a mutual contact thing. You can probably add tags on my silly tank post from yesterday.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:12 AM on April 9, 2008


Yeah, I'm just noticing that. When did this happen?

(This would be an excellent point for people to derail the derail with more cat stuff. NO DUMB DOGS ALLOWED.)
posted by loquacious at 8:13 AM on April 9, 2008


"dumb dogs" is redundant... my cats told me to say that...
posted by HuronBob at 8:14 AM on April 9, 2008


Man, I sometimes wish my cats were narcoleptic. Particularly at night when I'm trying to sleep and the plastic bag-licker starts in. This usually riles up the blanket-monster-killing toe-attacker enough to go on pain patrol. Then the towel-humper will make an appearance, trying to keep us from making eye contact with him, all the while head stepper is stepping on my head in what can only be considered the kitty equivalent of "I love you man, you wanna go and get me some more food?"

The idea that I could warm them up and watch them drop into a peaceful sleep is very compelling.
posted by quin at 8:17 AM on April 9, 2008 [11 favorites]


Awesome.
Now this site is going to be plagued with flickr vids as well youtube...
posted by monkeyJuice at 8:18 AM on April 9, 2008


If anyone else mentions dogs you know what we're gonna have to add, right? Yep. The dog tag.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 8:18 AM on April 9, 2008


How about a video of Vic Hitler, the Narcoleptic comic? Now THAT, I would like to see.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 8:20 AM on April 9, 2008


Yo, quit it with the tag vandalism already.
posted by loquacious at 8:23 AM on April 9, 2008


Sleepy dogzzz.
posted by ericb at 8:25 AM on April 9, 2008


Sleepy Kitten.
posted by ericb at 8:25 AM on April 9, 2008


Added to pool GYOFB
posted by fire&wings at 8:26 AM on April 9, 2008


Making Biscuits.
posted by ericb at 8:27 AM on April 9, 2008 [5 favorites]


Tag War!!1

Seriously though go easy before the narcs take this away from us like they did the img tag. Hopefully those pseudo-fascist admins are busy hashing and re-hashing lobotomy posts and won't come in here. If they do, don't tell 'em I was here.
posted by Mister_A at 8:30 AM on April 9, 2008


Added to pool GYOFB

Googles "GYOFB".

What the fuck is a blog? That sounds unsavory and more than a little dirty. Why would I want one, say, more than I'd want a case of the piles?
posted by loquacious at 8:32 AM on April 9, 2008


somebody add the "piles" tag to this, please...
posted by HuronBob at 8:33 AM on April 9, 2008


I CAN HAS...zzz...PROVIGIL?
posted by aftermarketradio at 8:35 AM on April 9, 2008


Cat footage/photos = instant lobotomy, in that I am subject to biscuit manufacture every day of my life, yet I find ericb's linked video engrossing and hilarious. The toxoplasmosis bugs done ate my brain, prolly.
posted by everichon at 8:36 AM on April 9, 2008


I'd argue that a "thud" tag would be more accurate than "bonk".
posted by Kabanos at 8:37 AM on April 9, 2008


vic hitler because you asked nicely....
posted by HuronBob at 8:38 AM on April 9, 2008


I really, really want to see this, because I'm a sucker for cute cat stuff. But the stupid thing tells me I need the latest Adobe Flash player, even though I already have it, and when I go, fine, I'll go get it again, it won't let me download it.

Stupid, mean cat-watching-preventing technology.
posted by rtha at 8:40 AM on April 9, 2008


Eternally applicable.
posted by aihal at 8:57 AM on April 9, 2008


Poor rtha. Here. I'll act it out for you.

[smug sleepy look]

[smug sleepy look, listing slightly to port]

BONK!

[human giggle offscreen]

[bounce back up]

[affronted look]

And in a perfect world, the video would loop right back to

[smug sleepy look]
posted by maudlin at 9:02 AM on April 9, 2008


Narcoleptic Ceiling Cat is tired of watching you masturbate.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 9:03 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


posted only to start a long, slow descent into a serious of SLFV posts that we all know is inevitable...

you can't be series, dude.
posted by quonsar at 9:06 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


loquacious wins. The internet is over. I can die happy now.

He looks just like my freakjob lilac point, and now I want to skip out on work so I can go home and pet him.
posted by god hates math at 9:09 AM on April 9, 2008


"series" "serious" they both work...

/note: never post before 2nd cup of coffee and/or after fourth glass of wine
posted by HuronBob at 9:12 AM on April 9, 2008


How long before we get the 66LinkFV post of the new Wilco documentary?
posted by Elmore at 9:13 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


Rusty has to be the most famous. I heard that Philip Zimbardo used to trot out narcoleptic puppies in his sleep classes, but that seems a little cruel.

Check out Skeeter. Are you laughing now?
posted by mrgrimm at 9:25 AM on April 9, 2008


(To those following along at home, confused, there are tags I didn't add. Weird.)

Yeah. I think you can add tags to posts made by people where you link to them, and they link to you. I've noticed the same thing. I figured I just missed the MeTa.
posted by gauchodaspampas at 9:26 AM on April 9, 2008




I will never get tired of posting this cat image.

One day, fatigue will set in.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:32 AM on April 9, 2008


One day, fatigue will set in.

I'll pick up the pace if it does, like I always do.

Ok, I understand OM NOM NOMing on a cats head, but what the heck is she doing to her cats, uh, backside-ular regions!? That doesn't look sanitary at all.
posted by loquacious at 9:42 AM on April 9, 2008


I knew there had to be one somewhere.
posted by gauchodaspampas at 9:43 AM on April 9, 2008


I liked the part where the cat bonked his head!
posted by mazola at 9:47 AM on April 9, 2008 [2 favorites]


maudlin, thank you! I can picture it perfectly now.
posted by rtha at 9:50 AM on April 9, 2008


you can't be series, dude.

We had a TA stand in for an absent professor for one of my math classes in college, and the guy had a really, really thick accent and so would say "serious" whenever he was talking about a series and it made for a very confusing first few minutes of class until we figured out what the hell he was talking about and I just kind of wanted to share that with you all.

What the fuck is a blog?

It's a small domestic animal. My cousin had one that was narcoleptic, and man was that hours of entertainment.
posted by cortex at 9:53 AM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


> Hi, I'm an admin for a tag called bestoftheweb, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

Or, going off another squicky Flickr trend I've noticed:

Hi, I'm an admin for a tag called NarcolepticKittensAreReallyTehSexy, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
posted by WCityMike at 9:53 AM on April 9, 2008




With all respect for loquacious, is this post ever going to be deleted?
posted by Laotic at 10:05 AM on April 9, 2008


With all respect for loquacious, is this post ever going to be deleted?

Probably not. I mean. The head goes BONK!
posted by gauchodaspampas at 10:07 AM on April 9, 2008


Hey, loquacious, I'll be your contact if you'll be mine. My motives are the purest, I swear.
posted by maudlin at 10:10 AM on April 9, 2008


I already tried, maudlin. Even the puppy-dog eyes wouldn't work on him. He's one cold, hard bastard.
posted by gauchodaspampas at 10:13 AM on April 9, 2008


thump.
posted by gallois at 10:32 AM on April 9, 2008


Did you see that the cat is a wig model?
posted by Jess the Mess at 10:32 AM on April 9, 2008


I seriously considered the possibility that "Narcoleptic cat" was a rickroll -- and I clicked on it anyway.
posted by ben242 at 10:55 AM on April 9, 2008


loquacious: not a cold, hard bastard after all.

But Unicorn on the cob is just pure evil. I can't ever unsee those pictures. Ever.
posted by maudlin at 11:28 AM on April 9, 2008


Loquacious is my long-lost cat-flavored twin! E-hugs all around...

but for serious cat butt surely tastes awful? sorry maudlin i so sorry!
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 11:40 AM on April 9, 2008


Hey, someone made a bad FPP out of my throwaway comment! Awesome!
posted by flatluigi at 12:22 PM on April 9, 2008 [1 favorite]


mrgrimm: "Rusty has to be the most famous. I heard that Philip Zimbardo used to trot out narcoleptic puppies in his sleep classes, but that seems a little cruel.

Check out Skeeter. Are you laughing now?
"

Odd line from the vet in that second video: "It's not particularly unpleasant for the dog except he can't live a normal life. He just cannot be a dog."

Seems unpleasant to me.
posted by aerotive at 12:37 PM on April 9, 2008


This is hilarious. I've just watched it about five times now.
posted by cmgonzalez at 4:07 PM on April 9, 2008


It's fascinating how adding video immediately turns any site into YouTube, shitty comments and massive pageviews and all.
posted by smackfu at 5:00 PM on April 9, 2008


How long before the first double-link post of a Flickr video and a Youtube video, that when started at the same moment produce the two-video equivalent of The Wizard Of Oz vs. Dark Side Of The Moon?
posted by davejay at 5:02 PM on April 9, 2008


Er, on that "Skeeter" link, an NSFW note would have been nice (unless you work somewhere that bare asses with odd underwear/devices are appreciated.)
posted by davejay at 5:03 PM on April 9, 2008


What the fuck is a blog?

I believe you're thinking of a Blogg.
posted by davejay at 5:04 PM on April 9, 2008


Narcolepsy is a neurological condition most characterized by Excessive Daytime Sleepiness (EDS). A narcoleptic will most likely experience disturbed nocturnal sleep [...] A narcoleptic may also sleep at any random time.

Hey, I just wikied that! Turns out all cats are narcoleptic then. So they can come scratching your door at 6 a.m. and when you wake up for good, they go on sleeping through the day, waking up for food breaks.
posted by ersatz at 5:08 PM on April 9, 2008


...but what the heck is she doing to her cats, uh, backside-ular regions!?...


Cheesing, I think.
posted by Artichoke Dance Off!! at 8:02 PM on April 9, 2008


Cheesing, I think.

Ahhh...the South Park episode ("Major Boobage") on "cheesing."
posted by ericb at 8:25 PM on April 9, 2008


I wanted to find a video clip of Mr. Burns doing the drowsy head bob, but couldn't.

Oh well.
posted by darkstar at 10:14 AM on April 21, 2008


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