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Post number 7068

mgtrott — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 17:38:28 -0800

Stephen Hawking to get English accent "Prof Hawking dislikes the American accent of his electronic voice that's transmitted from the computerised machine fixed to his wheelchair." The award for bizarre pullquote: "I have some nice English accents on my Macintosh -- Mr Vickram Crishna"

By: dhartung

dhartung — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 17:46:44 -0800

Slightly longer (and thus more parsable) original in The Times.

By: mgtrott

mgtrott — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 18:29:25 -0800

Thanks for posting that link. I couldn't find the original.

By: briank

briank — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 18:36:33 -0800

One of my favorite Onion stories was "Stephen Hawking Builds Robotic Exoskeleton"...now at least he'll have a proper voice to go with it.

By: lagado

lagado — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 19:29:08 -0800

I kind of liked hearing him sound like a Speak 'n' Spell.

By: gimli

gimli — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 20:10:51 -0800

I'll always remember him like this.

By: gimli

gimli — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 20:20:31 -0800

That was bad form on my part. The wav is from Clay's Sound Emporium.

By: SpecialK

SpecialK — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 20:42:25 -0800

Gee, so is Stephen Hawking going to play the part of Bridget now, too? (Sorry, bad taste, but I really couldn't resist...)

By: skallas

skallas — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:04:05 -0800

Maybe he's just sick of Dectalk always refered to as his voice. "Dude that Radiohead song is totally Stephen Hawking!" How "American" is his voice? There's a great deal of America with its own accents. I don't see his voice as being American as much as it being accentless by default. I'm not an experton how his existing system works but I'm sure replacing "hello" with "hallo" would make a huge difference. Just giving him pitch, speed, etc control would make a huge difference and give him the benefit of fooling all his friends on the phone. Seriously, I hope he uses colorful english phrases and words and comes out sounding a lot like Johnny Rotten.

By: kindall

kindall — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:21:15 -0800

Tell me this WAV doesn't sound British to you. The Radiohead song, by the way, uses one of the Mac's voices (as do the MC Hawking tracks). Sounds like DECtalk, kinda, but not exactly.

By: pracowity

pracowity — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 23:10:30 -0800

If I were Hawking, I'd see if they could give me a variety of interesting voices and accents from which to choose. For starters, maybe Winston Churchill, Peter Lorre, Marilyn Monroe, Joan Greenwood, Erico Caruso, the robot on Lost in Space, and Jane, his ex-wife, so that he could mock her perfectly when he was feeling nasty.

By: lagado

lagado — Tue, 17 Apr 2001 23:58:53 -0800

How "American" is his voice? There's a great deal of America with its own accents. I don't see his voice as being American as much as it being accentless by default. Ah you Americans really crack me up!

By: lia

lia — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 01:36:15 -0800

lol, lagado. A friend of mine went to Cornell in upstate NY to get her M.A. and Ph.d; she had to "get" an American accent for the years she was there because the clerks she dealt with everyday couldn't understand her perfectly pronounced and enunciated syllables. I have to slur words and talk slowly when I visit the US because I encounter tons of people who apparently don't understand english unless I'm speaking it the exact same way they do.

By: viama

viama — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 04:50:54 -0800

I seem to remember hearing a story that Hawking had been offered an upgrade before, but had declined it. Apparently this was because it didn't 'sound like him'. Maybe the availability of an English accent changed his mind.
His current system is made by these guys.

By: frednorman

frednorman — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 05:14:47 -0800

What's up with all this don't-want-to-sound-American-ness anyway? Madonna has it too. Oh well. It could be worse...

By: syzygy

syzygy — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 07:46:10 -0800

lia said: lol Oh, that's such a funny story. Those imbecile Americans who can only understand a dumbed down, 'slurred' version of 'perfectly pronounced and enunciated' English. What a thigh-slapper. No wait, what a crock. On a less facetious note, I am an American who lives in Wien. I have been told by more than one Wiener that I speak English with no accent at all. That means no British accent, no New York accent, no Boston accent, no Texas accent (which is where I originated). To them, my English is 'accentless'.

By: SilentSalamander

SilentSalamander — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 08:20:36 -0800

I guess his career as a hip hop artist is over...

By: Skot

Skot — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 08:49:13 -0800

We 'murricans shure do tawk dumb. Lordy. What a nonissue. I'm a trained actor who has studied dialects quite a bit, and "Standard American," or, sometimes "Mid-Atlantic" is, if you think about it, a stupid myth. Probably the closest anyone who actually lives in the USA gets to this mainly Hollywood-imposed ideal is (spoiler: I live here) the Pacific Northwest and certain regions of the Midwest. But even within those boundaries lie innumerable regional dialects, and that's ignoring the nose-on-your-face examples of American Southern accents, New Jersey Tawkin, California Surf-Drawl, and Boston Standard Unintelligible. And British? Christ. The model for "good theatah" (read: Shakespeare, or perhaps Tom Stoppard if you're lazy) would be Elevated Southern British. Of course, then you get to conveniently ignore Liverpudlian, Cockney, or Mayfair, to name a few. Sorry, lia. I don't buy it. But I probably just didn't hear you correctly.

By: daveadams

daveadams — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 08:53:05 -0800

I encounter tons of people who apparently don't understand english unless I'm speaking it the exact same way they do. I doubt that's exactly the case. They're probably less used to hearing your particular accent and style of speaking. My father-in-law is a northern Missouri dairy farmer. He's got a particular way of speaking that is common in the area, but not familiar to my (central Arkansan) ears. It took me many many visits and talks with him to understand what he's saying, and sometimes I still have trouble. I'm no linguist or psychologist, but it seems to me that people probably listen the way they read--not concentrating on each individual word or sound/character but on groups of words they are used to seeing/hearing. So just as it can be more difficult to read text written in a strange font or written in unfamiliar syntax, it would probably also be more difficult to understand what is being said by someone who speaks with not only different pronunciation and accent, but also with a different cadence and even different word choice. Most likely British individuals are more familiar with the American peculiarities of speaking than Americans are with the British peculiarities. As for Americans being accentless, that's just silly.

By: kindall

kindall — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 10:29:29 -0800

I once embarrassed a poor booth bunny at a Boston trade show nearly to death. I made her repeat "Put yah cahd in the jah for the drahring" three times before I understood what she was saying. She was bright red by the time I pulled out a business card and put it in the jar. For the drawing.

By: fuzzygeek

fuzzygeek — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 11:42:18 -0800

As for Americans being accentless, that's just silly. not if you work from the premise that american speech is the base line from which all other speech is judged; that america is the centre of the universe and the ultimate arbiter of truth and justice. but of course, no one thinks that. ;)

By: rschram

rschram — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 15:54:32 -0800

Quite a conflict. Hawking has probably the most recognizable voice in the western world. And yet, he hates it. Being pragmatic, he wants to upgrade his communications tool, and yet, he risks losing his identity. (I suppose he probably consdiered this and doesn't really care.... I would care!)

By: SpecialK

SpecialK — Wed, 18 Apr 2001 16:21:21 -0800

Hell, I want a british accent too. Drives the women crazy.

By: viama

viama — Thu, 19 Apr 2001 05:28:30 -0800

Right, that's it - I'm emigrating :-)

By: melissa

melissa — Thu, 19 Apr 2001 12:03:33 -0800

Didn't Ned do this on South Park?