Comments on: When the Queen says "jump," Jill says "how high?"

When the Queen says "jump," Jill says "how high?"

Countess Elena — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:15:54 -0800

Friday Free Game Download: If you were presented with the concept of a lesbian BDSM video game, the first word that leapt to your mind would probably not be "adorable." But that is exactly what Mighty Jill Off is.

It's also a fiendishly frustrating little game, simple and short though it is. There's no T&A, no polygons -- just jumping past spikes, and dying, and jumping past fire, and dying, and dying, and dying . . . Good old-fashioned fun, really. (via)

By: rosebuddy

rosebuddy — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:43:06 -0800

IF YOU HAVE A JOYPAD, HIT BUTTON 1 OR 2 TO ACTIVATE IT! So who are these lucky women with two buttons on their joypad?

By: treepour

treepour — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:06:03 -0800

Cool game at first, but then the gameplay got too intentionally difficult for me. I guess that's the point . . . ? When I reached the overhanging ledges where a single almost-random millisecond seems to make all the difference between getting around the overhang and falling back down to the flames below, I quickly lost interest. I did like the metaphor (assuming it's intentional) of the slave being too enthusiastic for her own good -- that's what gets her punished in the first place, and that's what's played out when she tends to jump too high.

By: apathy0o0

apathy0o0 — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:20:04 -0800

25:49 I thought it was pretty fun.

By: LSK

LSK — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:26:57 -0800

I managed in in 18 minutes, double the par time. I don't particularly see any merit to this game beyond the amusing 'boss battle'.

By: Stonestock Relentless

Stonestock Relentless — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:28:35 -0800

Mighty Bomb Jack? You used Mighty Bomb Jack as starting point!? That game sucked!!

By: Mister Cheese

Mister Cheese — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:46:05 -0800

16:08. Much of the jumping involves pixel precision --particularly the part with pillars. Puh. A useful tip, perhaps, is that Jill can hang from ledges by the very tip of her toes. Like Mega Man. The jump puzzles were pretty enjoyable. I think I realize why I continued playing NES type games well into the age of the polygon: hopes of some cool pixel art at the end. I much enjoyed the art in this one.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:53:15 -0800

Since the game site doesn't say it, and this post doesn't say it, I'll say it: Windows-only.

By: valentinepig

valentinepig — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:56:11 -0800

Not near as sexy as one would hope...

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:04:45 -0800

Windows only.

By: Balisong

Balisong — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:32:51 -0800

I'd hit it.

By: middleclasstool

middleclasstool — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:13:05 -0800

Reset the clock!

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:13:20 -0800

Ouch, I wish it had a save game feature. I wanted to pause it while I went to get a snack, and it exited instead. Now I wont have the patience to finish. I don't suppose anyone's posted a cutscene video or runthrough?

By: BrianBoyko

BrianBoyko — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:30:20 -0800

Hmm, after playing that game, I feel like I've been whipped.

By: beerbajay

beerbajay — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:40:32 -0800

"Unexpected error occured when running the game."

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:49:31 -0800

The conceptual art for the cutscenes is adorable, but the simplicity of the gameplay design and internal graphics are so abhorrently stunted, I am not encouraged to even download it, much less play it. It's like taking Commander Keen and monochromatically removing from it everything that was remotely fun. There should be more lesbian masochists in games though. I'm all for that. I mean, didn't we all just assume that deep down Lara Croft was a lesbian masochist? I know I did.