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ascii....the original images! We don't need no stinkin' img tag!

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| | | | Neeaah, Whats up Doc !?!
\ | | /
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/\ _:()_():_ /]
||_ : ._=Y=_ : / /
[)(_\, ',__\W/ _,' / \
[) \_/\ _/'='\ /-/\)
[_| \ \ /// \ '._ / /
:; \ \/// / | '` /
;:: \ `|: : |',_.'
""" \_|: : |
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/`._.' \/
/ /| /
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'. '. /
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/ \ \
/ / \'=,
.----' / \ (\__
(((____/ \ \ )
'.\_)

posted by HuronBob (37 comments total) 13 users marked this as a favorite

well, crap...that didn't work, did it!
posted by HuronBob at 8:00 PM on April 22, 2008

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posted by cyclopticgaze at 8:02 PM on April 22, 2008

Picasso ascii art. Cool.
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 8:05 PM on April 22, 2008

ascii....the original... lobster?
posted by lekvar at 8:10 PM on April 22, 2008

(by the way, killdevil has excellent advice on how to format ascii art on MeFi)
posted by lekvar at 8:12 PM on April 22, 2008 [1 favorite]

This is why we can't have nice things.
posted by mazola at 8:23 PM on April 22, 2008

Always been partial to the TTYLTank.
posted by Kwantsar at 8:24 PM on April 22, 2008

We don't need no stinkin' img tag!

You do.
posted by flatluigi at 8:24 PM on April 22, 2008

Funniest MetaFilter ascii.
posted by tellurian at 8:24 PM on April 22, 2008

Your bunny has been

                            (\. -- ./)
                        O-0)))--|     \
                          |____________|
                           -|--|--|--|-
                           _T~_T~_T~_T_
                          |____________|
                          |_o_|____|_o_|
                       .-~/  :  |   %  \
                .-..-~   /  :   |  %:   \
                `-'     /   :   | %  :   \
                       /   :    |#   :    \
                      /    :    |     :    \
                     /    :     |     :     \
                 . -/     :     |      :     \- .
                |\  ~-.  :      |      :   .-~  /|
                \ ~-.   ~ - .  _|_  . - ~   .-~ /
                  ~-.  ~ -  . _ _ _ .  - ~  .-~
                       ~ -  . _ _ _ .  - ~

EXTERMINATED!
image boosted from the link, which is great, thanks
posted by eritain at 8:27 PM on April 22, 2008 [2 favorites]

[lollercaust]
posted by Avenger at 8:50 PM on April 22, 2008

Ooolong cowers beneath the pancake…

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                 (__________)           
                {::::;===,
       .--""""-..__/     `.
     .'           .'    `o  \
    /                    `   ;
   :                  \      :
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:  ;          \     ,   ;
'._:           ;   :   (
    \/  .__    ;    \   `-.
     ;     "-,/_..--"`-..__)
     '""--.._:

posted by blasdelf at 8:53 PM on April 22, 2008 [2 favorites]

             ___.-~"~-._   __....__
           .'    `    \ ~"~        ``-.
          /` _      )  `\              `\
         /`  a)    /     |               `\
        :`        /      |                 \
   <>    `-. `--'_.'-.;\___/'   .      .       | \\
 _     /:--`     |        /     /        .'o \\
("\   /`/        |       '     '         /  O :`;
`\'\_/`/         .\     /`~`=-.:        /     ``
  `._.'          /`\    |      `\      /(    O
                /  /\   |        `Y   /  \    
               /  /  Y  |         |  /`\  \   OOo
              /  |   |  |         |  |  |  | OOOOoo
             "---"  /___|        /___|  /__|OWeb2.0Oo

posted by blasdelf at 8:55 PM on April 22, 2008

Noooo! I forgot to encode my < as < !!!

             ___.-~"~-._   __....__
           .'    `    \ ~"~        ``-.
          /` _      )  `\              `\
         /`  a)    /     |               `\
        :`        /      |                 \
   <`-._|`  .-.  (      /   .            `;\\
    `-. `--'_.'-.;\___/'   .      .       | \\
 _     /:--`     |        /     /        .'o \\
("\   /`/        |       '     '         /  O :`;
`\'\_/`/         .\     /`~`=-.:        /     ``
  `._.'          /`\    |      `\      /(    O
                /  /\   |        `Y   /  \    
               /  /  Y  |         |  /`\  \   OOo
              /  |   |  |         |  |  |  | OOOOoo
             "---"  /___|        /___|  /__|OWeb2.0Oo

That's better! Elephants shitting on buzzwords just like they were born to!
posted by blasdelf at 9:04 PM on April 22, 2008

               /``--.,_
              / |'\._,/`-.
             /  / o  o } /
            /  { _= Y = /
            `--.__-_"_ /
                      '
Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

Yes he most certainly is.
posted by blasdelf at 9:05 PM on April 22, 2008 [2 favorites]

And that's why I keep that link on my profile page.
posted by puke & cry at 9:09 PM on April 22, 2008

Well, that took 69 minutes longer than I thought it would.
posted by Bugg at 9:15 PM on April 22, 2008

well, crap...that didn't work, did it!

You know, I'm usually happy to fix a post up when something goes wrong, but for christ's sake.

ascii....the original... lobster?

There's beer in my nostrils and on the floor now.
posted by cortex at 9:16 PM on April 22, 2008



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                     .-'     `-.         | 
                    /        /  \        | 
                   /    __.-'    \       | 
                  /  .-'     \    .      | 
                 /  /         \   |      | 
                 | .__    ___  \  |      | 
                /\ |___   ___   |/\      | 
               /   |`o' |/`o'    ; |     | 
               |  ||              /      | 
              /   ||   --'      /'|      | 
              |  /  \ .----.    | /      | 
              | |\ | \ `--'   _ |/       | 
              \ || | |`\___.-'  |        | 
            .' \|\ \ .----.    /         | 
           / /  |\| /      \   |---._    | 
          /        /        \  |     `\  | 
          |       /          \ |       \ | 
          |/     /             |        \ 
          /   .-'             \          : 
         / --' |                         \ 
        .'     |     _.        \    .\    : 
       ' /    /       \        :   ( _____.----. 
      |  /__.'         \        \   /      \    \ 
      |   |   |        '\       :  /        \    \ 
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       \      _\      '  \        \          |    | 
       |  |  |            \       :          \    ` 
       \/ \  _\            \       \   /      |    | 
        \  `/           `-.-\       \ |       |    | 
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            |              / |        \       |     | 
            |             /   \        \      |     | 
            \            /     \        \     |     | 
             |          /       \        \    \     | 
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             `.        /          \        \   |    | 
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              |      /               \       \ |    | \ 
              |     /                 `\      \|    |  \ 
              |     |                 | \      \    |   : 
             /     /                  | |`\     `.  | ) \ 
             |                        ' \  \      \ |/   | 
             |                       /   \  `\     \|    | 
             |                      /    |    \.    | /  /         _ 
             |                     /    / \    (    //> |      _.-' 
             `                    /    /   )    \___U   |   .-' 
           .-'\                  /__.-'   /     <>

posted by chuckdarwin at 1:55 AM on April 23, 2008

Damn. It looked OK in the preview. It looks like a bunch of [br /] tags were added. ?!?
posted by chuckdarwin at 1:56 AM on April 23, 2008

The Dalek looks stretched, too... I feel better now.
posted by chuckdarwin at 1:57 AM on April 23, 2008

What is that, chuckdarwin? Captain Picard?
posted by Locative at 2:19 AM on April 23, 2008

Any fool can see that it's Wesley Crusher.
posted by chuckdarwin at 3:44 AM on April 23, 2008

Metafilter: It looked OK in the preview.
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 5:11 AM on April 23, 2008

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posted by wobh at 6:33 AM on April 23, 2008

I swear to never again post when drinking cheap cabernet!

Now, let me try this ascii art thing again...

:-)

there, that worked better!
posted by HuronBob at 6:43 AM on April 23, 2008

I swear to never again post when drinking cheap cabernet!

Now swear not to dress as Darth Vader and assault nerds when drinking cheap cabernet and we'll give you your keys back.
posted by Pollomacho at 6:47 AM on April 23, 2008

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          /\   (
         /(_)___)
         w /|
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         m  m

posted by graymouser at 6:49 AM on April 23, 2008

Vaguely on topic
posted by Jpfed at 8:53 AM on April 23, 2008

Wow, it looks like Bugs was in a horrible transporter accident.
posted by beaucoupkevin at 9:16 AM on April 23, 2008

                          
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                     .-'     `-.         |
                    /        /  \        |
                   /    __.-'    \       |
                  /  .-'     \    .      |
                 /  /         \   |      |
                 | .__    ___  \  |      |
                /\ |___   ___   |/\      |
               /   |`o' |/`o'    ; |     |
               |  ||              /      |
              /   ||   --'      /'|      |
              |  /  \ .----.    | /      |
              | |\ | \ `--'   _ |/       |
              \ || | |`\___.-'  |        |
            .' \|\ \ .----.    /         |
           / /  |\| /      \   |---._    |
          /        /        \  |     `\  |
          |       /          \ |       \ |
          |/     /             |        \
          /   .-'             \          :
         / --' |                         \
        .'     |     _.        \    .\    :
       ' /    /       \        :   ( _____.----.
      |  /__.'         \        \   /      \    \
      |   |   |        '\       :  /        \    \
      \    \|/|       . `        \/          \    |
       \      _\      '  \        \          |    |
       |  |  |            \       :          \    `
       \/ \  _\            \       \   /      |    |
        \  `/           `-.-\       \ |       |    |
         `-'\               /\       \        |    `
            |              / |        \       |     |
            |             /   \        \      |     |
            \            /     \        \     |     |
             |          /       \        \    \     |
             |         .         \        \    |    |
             `.        /          \        \   |    |
              |       :            `\       \  |    |\
              |      /               \       \ |    | \
              |     /                 `\      \|    |  \
              |     |                 | \      \    |   :
             /     /                  | |`\     `.  | ) \
             |                        ' \  \      \ |/   |
             |                       /   \  `\     \|    |
             |                      /    |    \.    | /  /         _
             |                     /    / \    (    //> |      _.-'
             `                    /    /   )    \___U   |   .-'
           .-'\                  /__.-'   /     < >

posted by pardonyou? at 9:25 AM on April 23, 2008

Bring back the image tag!

Or at least code up some support for ANSI art.

             ____________________
            /\  _______  _______ \
           /  \ \     /\ \     /\ \
          / /\ \ \   /  \ \   /  \ \
         / /  \ \ \ /    \ \ /    \ \
        / /    \ \ \______\ \______\ \
       / /______\ \  _______  _______ \
      /  \      /  \ \     /\ \     /\ \
     / /\ \    / /\ \ \   /  \ \   /  \ \
    / /  \ \  / /  \ \ \ /    \ \ /    \ \
   / /    \ \/ /    \ \ \______\ \______\ \
  / /______\  /______\ \___________________\
  \ \      /  \      / / ______   ______   /
   \ \    / /\ \    / / /      / /      / /
    \ \  / /  \ \  / / / \    / / \    / /
     \ \/ /    \ \/ / /   \  / /   \  / /
      \  /______\  / /_____\/ /_____\/ /
       \ \      / / _______  _______  /
        \ \    / / /      / /      / /
         \ \  / / / \    / / \    / /
          \ \/ / /   \  / /   \  / /
           \  / /_____\/ /_____\/ /
            \/___________________/

posted by killdevil at 10:50 AM on April 23, 2008

58008

now turn moniter upside down.
posted by sswiller at 12:01 PM on April 23, 2008

8008S?
posted by Pollomacho at 12:03 PM on April 23, 2008

I know, funny isn't it?
posted by sswiller at 12:34 PM on April 23, 2008

Christ what an *
posted by everichon at 1:27 PM on April 23, 2008

      ___           ___                               
     /\__\         /\  \                              
    /:/ _/_       /::\  \       ___                   
   /:/ /\__\     /:/\:\  \     /\__\                  
  /:/ /:/  /    /:/ /::\  \   /:/__/      ___     ___ 
 /:/_/:/  /    /:/_/:/\:\__\ /::\  \     /\  \   /\__\
 \:\/:/  /     \:\/:/  \/__/ \/\:\  \__  \:\  \ /:/  /
  \::/__/       \::/__/       ~~\:\/\__\  \:\  /:/  / 
   \:\  \        \:\  \          \::/  /   \:\/:/  /  
    \:\__\        \:\__\         /:/  /     \::/  /   
     \/__/         \/__/         \/__/       \/__/

posted by anomie at 4:37 PM on April 23, 2008

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