On first read, I thought it said "Metawater," and I assumed it was what one was left with after straining regular water through MetaFilter. posted by Kibbutz at 1:38 PM on May 8 [8 favorites]
it's another bacon post - woot posted by grateful at 1:39 PM on May 8
To be truly high efficiency, you would need to add some carbs; perhaps a little flour or corn starch. Also some fat, for a lot of calories in just a little space. Butter, bacon fat or just the drippings off of that roast you cooked last night would work. Voila! Anything else is just broth. posted by TedW at 1:41 PM on May 8
I, too, read that as "Metawater."
High efficiency survival, indeed! posted by owtytrof at 1:42 PM on May 8
Who the hell wastes bacon (or bacon flavor) on pets? That's just shameful. posted by Pollomacho at 1:43 PM on May 8
I don't know about you guys, but I'm not consuming anything called "meatwater". posted by psmealey at 1:45 PM on May 8
I'm torn here. Bacon water? Yes. Yes, oh yes. Bottled water for pets who will happily drink from toilets, puddles, and swimming pools? This is why I hate the world. posted by uncleozzy at 1:46 PM on May 8
Who was it that said they used to get out of chores as a kid (picking up dog poop) by dabbing bacon grease on it? Just a joke I'm sure but still...ew. posted by crapmatic at 1:47 PM on May 8
"It's so watery! And yet, there's a smack of ham!" I wish Buster from Arrested Development were here to see this... posted by capnsue at 1:55 PM on May 8 [6 favorites]
I just threw up in my mouth a little. posted by Nedroid at 2:01 PM on May 8
I like meat. I also like consuming lots of liquid. That said, I think I'd prefer them to remain separate. posted by Inspector.Gadget at 2:02 PM on May 8
If only the dude from Into the Wild had known this, history might have been changed. posted by Senator at 2:14 PM on May 8
This is almost certainly an art project. Can you imagine the flavors? bleeeeeachhhh! And I like meat! posted by The Light Fantastic at 2:17 PM on May 8
Metafilter: A high-efficiency survival beverage. posted by hellphish at 2:18 PM on May 8
I only give my meatwater to my closest friends. posted by Meatbomb at 3:14 PM on May 8
This is almost certainly an art project. Can you imagine the flavors?
It says right on the first link that it's a photographer's marketing "leave behind". Yes, it's a joke.
That said, I too read it as "metawater", but my first question was "it's what water drinks?" posted by rokusan at 3:38 PM on May 8
Unicorn on the cob: Don't you mean MeatLifter?? posted by JMOZ at 3:51 PM on May 8
Speaking of meatwater, I just filtered my first batch of bacon-vodka last night.
I can confirm that is indeed a breakfast of champions. posted by pantsrobot at 3:58 PM on May 8
I only give my meatwater to my closest friends. - Meatbomb
but your meat shrapnel, you're happy to spread it around? posted by russm at 4:08 PM on May 8
The bottles of liquid on that page look like urine samples. posted by Solomon at 4:12 PM on May 8
Serve it cool, but drink it warm. posted by Balisong at 4:14 PM on May 8
I'm concerned with how many of these are blue or green. I'm not OK with hypothetical meat water being blue or green.. or or how the Tandoori Chicken is pink instead of orange or red. posted by Lizc at 5:12 PM on May 8
I don't know if this is prior art, but I like the pictures. They look sorta sleepy. posted by krinklyfig at 7:55 PM on May 8
Krinklyfig: They look like the kinda dudes who get older, but the girls stay the saaaame aaaaage. Amirite? posted by Unicorn on the cob at 8:51 PM on May 8
I think I saw Meatwater open for Alice Cooper back in '73... posted by mosk at 9:38 PM on May 8
It's weird, but I bet it'd make one hell of an interesting and possibly delicious Caesar. Cocktail+meatwater=COKCMEAT! (or, alternately, TAILWATER) posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 11:11 PM on May 8
One of my favorite food quotes is "Adding bacon to a recipe is simply admitting defeat." I just wish I could remember who said it .... posted by MChristian at 1:04 PM on May 9
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