The commutative property of Mans, Babies

May 9, 2008 9:32 AM

ManBabies.  via via
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur (57 comments total)

I'll never sleep again....
posted by Skorgu at 9:32 AM on May 9, 2008

Flagged as you've got to be kidding me.
posted by DU at 9:34 AM on May 9, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]

This is, BTW, entirely safe for work, if not completely safe for your brain.
posted by Artw at 9:34 AM on May 9, 2008

Oh, how cute! Someone just figured out how to use photoshop!
posted by dersins at 9:37 AM on May 9, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]

GAH. Well it's scotch for lunch for me then.
posted by Divine_Wino at 9:37 AM on May 9, 2008 [2 favorites has favorites]

SA did something similar a while back, but I can't find it. Regardless, this is beautifully fucking insane.
posted by cog_nate at 9:41 AM on May 9, 2008

Dude, I hope none of these people get stopped at the airport and have TSA find this on their laptops. I can just imagine them trying to explain how it's not a new fetish.
posted by skewedoracle at 9:44 AM on May 9, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]

Is Richard D. James the mayor of Manbaby Town?
posted by The Straightener at 9:45 AM on May 9, 2008 [6 favorites has favorites]

Somehow, I find these every bit as disturbing as this, which is one of the most horrible and creepy things I'd ever seen.
posted by uncleozzy at 9:45 AM on May 9, 2008

This one works especially well, probably because the original was creepy to begin with. That manbaby is contemplating something unwholesome, and his babydad is none the wiser.
posted by contraption at 9:47 AM on May 9, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]

Oh, I really did laugh at this!
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 9:47 AM on May 9, 2008

This thing has scarred my soul. Jesus.
posted by Shepherd at 9:48 AM on May 9, 2008

::sigh::
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 9:48 AM on May 9, 2008

I'm amazed at how many of these babies have facial hair. But I've been trying to tell people that the growth hormones in our food would finally start manifesting in strange ways, and here is the evidence that I was right all along.
posted by quin at 10:02 AM on May 9, 2008

oh, I needed that to wake up from work. Thank you.
posted by munchingzombie at 10:04 AM on May 9, 2008

The worst part is, you see the URL and there are like FOUR HORRIBLE THINGS it could be...and it's NONE of them! It's a new one!
posted by Legomancer at 10:05 AM on May 9, 2008 [16 favorites has favorites]

no no no no no no no
posted by kittens for breakfast at 10:09 AM on May 9, 2008

Jeez, will somebody just shut the Internet down now?
posted by chillmost at 10:09 AM on May 9, 2008

*clicks*

*shrieks*
posted by bettafish at 10:12 AM on May 9, 2008

Oh Man.
I come back from my lunchtime carnap to this????
Some things just should not be done...
posted by djrock3k at 10:15 AM on May 9, 2008

The quality is wildly inconsistent.

. . . what?
posted by grobstein at 10:16 AM on May 9, 2008

NAMBLA is jealous.
posted by Pecinpah at 10:23 AM on May 9, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]

How does somebody even come up with this as a concept??
posted by tadellin at 10:25 AM on May 9, 2008

AV, why did you do this to me? Why? What did I ever do to you?
posted by ourobouros at 10:26 AM on May 9, 2008

This is far and away my favorite.
posted by EarBucket at 10:31 AM on May 9, 2008 [2 favorites has favorites]

For something so simple in description, the results are more freakish than I would expect. The little man heads on baby bodies is just way wrong.
posted by doctor_negative at 10:35 AM on May 9, 2008

The creepiest thing is how well some of them fit.
posted by gottabefunky at 10:50 AM on May 9, 2008

Ah, I found it: Something Awful's take on the same subject.
posted by cog_nate at 10:51 AM on May 9, 2008

Holy fuck. No.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 10:55 AM on May 9, 2008

I read it as "manboobies" so I'm equally as creeped out as I was supposed to be.
posted by Cookiebastard at 10:58 AM on May 9, 2008

Those babies look like stoners and pervs.

Imagine the births.
posted by hojoki at 11:00 AM on May 9, 2008

Where's my chippy? Come on chip chip. There's my chippy!
(the snuggler to the rescue.)
posted by about_time at 11:17 AM on May 9, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]

Imagine the births.

Speaking as a woman, STOP! DON'T!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:24 AM on May 9, 2008

mans and babeis together at last

you got yuor mans in my babis

no you got your babise in my mans


i like thes psot very much thnak you
posted by Greg Nog at 11:31 AM on May 9, 2008

I just regurgitated in my plate of food.
posted by kirkaracha at 11:35 AM on May 9, 2008 [5 favorites has favorites]

I couldn't begin to conjecture as to how any of these is formed.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 11:38 AM on May 9, 2008 [7 favorites has favorites]

Gross. Gross. Gross.
posted by kristinahoge at 11:54 AM on May 9, 2008

Did somebody ask for man boobies?
posted by SteveInMaine at 12:35 PM on May 9, 2008

about_time: awesome links. great job.
posted by nosila at 12:46 PM on May 9, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]

DO. NOT. WANT.

(do we still do that? or has that one flown the coop as well?)
posted by Ynoxas at 1:07 PM on May 9, 2008

At first glance, I thought, "wow, someone made a lame Something Awful photoshop thread into a website. Next." Then there were just more of them, and they just kept coming... you have to admire the effort invested in something so pointlessly specific, if nothing else.
posted by DecemberBoy at 1:13 PM on May 9, 2008

you have to admire the effort invested in something so pointlessly specific, if nothing else.

Not really. It could be argued that all that time and effort could have been spent doing something else. Anything else. Even watching endless reruns of reality television shows would have been better.
posted by WalterMitty at 1:22 PM on May 9, 2008

Bah. I was doing this years ago. Get off the damn lawn!
posted by designbot at 1:32 PM on May 9, 2008

It takes a lot to make me close a window after barely scrolling.

*blinks*

Is Greg Nog drunk?
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 1:35 PM on May 9, 2008

Can someone please reattach my retina?
posted by ...possums at 1:41 PM on May 9, 2008

Truly, the child is father of the man.
posted by naju at 1:50 PM on May 9, 2008

You have no idea how relieved I was when I clicked the link and found that it wasn't an adult diaper fetish site. I clicked on it fully expecting to shriek "AUGH AUGH DEAR GOD" and click back. Instead, I said "yuck" to myself and clicked back. What a pleasant surprise!

When manbabies are a pleasant surprise, something is wrong with the world.
posted by honeydew at 1:52 PM on May 9, 2008

What?
posted by Pollomacho at 1:54 PM on May 9, 2008

hay AV if i send u a pix of my sonn and me will u switch r heds? 4 realsies not in the pix?
posted by not_on_display at 1:55 PM on May 9, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]

Flagged as horrific and disturbing.
posted by !Jim at 2:00 PM on May 9, 2008

Hey, if liking ManBabies is wrong, then I don't want to GOD NO MAKE IT STOP
posted by GuyZero at 2:02 PM on May 9, 2008

I can't decide if the most appropriate response is 'hysterical giggling' or 'clawing at my face, wailing'. Right now I'm stuck doing both.
posted by FatherDagon at 2:15 PM on May 9, 2008

Man, you'll be a baby... soon
Soon... you'll need a man(baby)
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:35 PM on May 9, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]

That was so much worse than what I was expecting... and what I was expecting was pretty bad.
I think that's tonight's nightmare pre-booked.
I'm sure a nice soothing music video will make things better...
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:57 PM on May 9, 2008

Simply awesome. I really didn't get my fill until the something awful link.
posted by where u at dawg at 7:47 PM on May 9, 2008

And...why?/Conan O'Brien doing "If They Mated".
posted by Devils Slide at 10:05 PM on May 9, 2008

I'm not quite sure if it's cute, or creepy. I guess there's no rule that it can't be both.
posted by WormSpit at 1:23 PM on May 10, 2008