"A thermometer includes an elongated body comprising a tip, one or more illumination elements that outputs light and a timing device configured to measure a period of time. The tip of the thermometer is configured to measure a bodily temperature when placed within or near a person's anatomy. Further, the illumination element may be positioned on or within the elongated body. In some embodiments, the illumination element, which is configured to output light after a period of time has elapsed, can be incorporated into an ornamental element.
20. The thermometer of claim 17, wherein the ornamental element comprises a cartoon character."
while you could stick it up your ass
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