Avoid Kenneth Lamar Noid

May 24, 2008 11:16 PM

All Noid got was the pizza he ordered. After a five-hour siege, the two employees slipped away and Noid gave himself up. According to police, Noid has "psychological problems" and believes that he has an "ongoing dispute with Tom Monaghan," the head of the Detroit-based Domino's chain. via
posted by blasdelf (16 comments total)

I submitted this with a better title.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 11:20 PM on May 24, 2008

I'm afraid I'm going to have to sentence you to writing "Metafilter is not FARK" 500 times on the blackboard, blasdelf.
posted by Justinian at 11:23 PM on May 24, 2008 [1 favorite]

Bewaarrrrre theee eelevvvennss of Septemberrrrrrrr (chains rattling)
posted by nervousfritz at 11:23 PM on May 24, 2008

I hate single letter links but my God, man
posted by dawson at 11:34 PM on May 24, 2008

Anyone else ever play "Yo! Noid"? I swear I'm about 1 of 20 people that actually played and beat the game.
posted by puke & cry at 11:35 PM on May 24, 2008

He should concentrate on Mike Illich. Damn Red Wings.
posted by shadow vector at 11:37 PM on May 24, 2008

I was also frustrated that "The Widow's Son" never lead to a finish to the series but never actually took someone hostage because of it.

(hail Eris....)
posted by lupus_yonderboy at 11:41 PM on May 24, 2008

This is a really lame post.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 11:43 PM on May 24, 2008

Even an extra mod can't save us from this.

We need a legion of moderators in India or New Zealand to remove after-hours long-weekend posts.
posted by GuyZero at 11:48 PM on May 24, 2008

In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him

I would flag this as newsfilter, but something that happened in 1989 seems more like ancient history filter.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 11:51 PM on May 24, 2008

Not only that, but I beat Cool Spot, the SNES 7up game.
posted by OrangeDrink at 11:52 PM on May 24, 2008

My friend Tim Cridland used to publish a 'zine called Off The Deep End in the late 1980's which was devoted to conspiracy theory and general weirdness. I remember reading about Mr. Noid back then...
posted by Tube at 12:07 AM on May 25, 2008

ABIEZER FOR ASIAN MOD!
ABIEZER FOR ASIAN MOD!
ABIEZER FOR ASIAN MOD!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 12:25 AM on May 25, 2008 [2 favorites]

Mwaaah ! Muwaaah !!! I am the possessing ghost of shitty posts !!
Mwaaaah !
posted by Joybooth at 12:28 AM on May 25, 2008

I....uh......pizza.
posted by Avenger at 12:30 AM on May 25, 2008

ABIEZER FOR ASIAN MOD!

Seconded!
posted by homunculus at 12:39 AM on May 25, 2008 [1 favorite]