I'm only here for the pussy jokes. posted by Liquidwolf at 12:08 PM on June 2, 2008
Know what I'd like to see? Cats 'n' Packets. Guys in boxers and thongs, stuffing ferrets down there. Or kittens. Or a squirrel. Or a goat. A turtle, perhaps? Yes. A good idea. posted by soundofsuburbia at 12:10 PM on June 2, 2008
I can't look at any of these without having a visceral fear-of-claws reaction. Are these people crazy or just scratch fetishists? posted by rokusan at 12:18 PM on June 2, 2008
Are these people crazy or just scratch fetishists?
To make this picture even more awesome, it is of Tom Waits. Or, more precisely, of my TV screen, on which Tom Waits was shoving a fish he just caught down his pants during the awesome show/filmFishiiiiiiing... withJooooohn. (The beginning of the third video has the money shot.)
John: I got a fish!
Tom: It's bigger than mine, John.
John: It looks like the same fish, Tom.
Tom: No, it can't be. The first one's in my pants. posted by nosila at 12:30 PM on June 2, 2008 [9 favorites]
This would be better without the cats. posted by mazola at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008
> Or the cats are decla-- forget I said that.
Everyone knows the vast majority of the animals on CU are posed corpses. posted by The Card Cheat at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
OK, I'll be the first one honest enough to favorite this ... posted by jbickers at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008
i'm well aware that there are some seriously disturbed people in the world. at last they can all congregate in one place. posted by spish at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008
I have no idea how those people got their cats wedged in their racks. I do, however, have a sense of why. posted by The Bellman at 12:48 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Yeah, but check out the rack on this cat. posted by otolith at 12:58 PM on June 2, 2008
Not one cat on a pool table? I want my $5 back. posted by Forktine at 1:00 PM on June 2, 2008
This cat reminds me of men I've dated.
The description:
My cat, Tito, baking and nuzzling
Does "baking" mean something new to me in a cat context or did she get Tito stoned? The cat clearly is not making a cake or some ziti. posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 1:02 PM on June 2, 2008
TOCT: sometimes cat people describe tito's actions (on his momma's tummy, not, er, what he's doing in the breastular region) as "making biscuits."
other people have taken that metaphor and abbreviated it to "baking."
pracowity: TOO PERFECT. as a matter of fact, i suspect that if you were to submit that video to cute overload, you'd become an instant celebrity there. (everybody's wish, right?)
...and, to the claw-fearful, breasts-can-only-be-sexual-objects weirdos: it feels really nice, for kitteh and mama, when kitteh snuggles up in your cleavage. and "feels really nice" has NO sexual patina to it. and claws are rarely a problem. it works best with a sports bra: kitteh's rump nestles in between the ole' dirty pillows, and then you're free to hear the unfettered purring of joy. and feel that sweet, soft fur aganst some of the most sensitive skin on a woman's body. ahhhhh. warm and comforting...and again NOT SEXUAL so quit it, wouldja? posted by CitizenD at 1:11 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Cats. 'n Kitties. Cats 'n kitties. Cats cats cats cats, kitties kitties kitties kitties. posted by piratebowling at 1:24 PM on June 2, 2008 [10 favorites]
I had to double-check to make sure I didn't know any of those women. A close friend of mine is notorious for carrying squirrels, rates, mice, snakes, lizards and/or kittens about in her cleavage. posted by lekvar at 1:31 PM on June 2, 2008
I love me some cats and I love me some cleavage, but I resent the cognitive dissonance that occurs when you put the two together.
In essence, the "YOU'RE A KITTY" part of my brain and the "HURF DURF" part of my brain are activated simultaneously and I pass out at my computer.
So wait. The concensus over the last two days is that we love this site but (generally) hate Sex and the City? I love cute overload, but I kind of hate what that says about us. posted by onlyconnect at 2:09 PM on June 2, 2008
Where "Cat" is defined as any number of small, four-legged mammals.
*notices picture of snake 'n rack*
Crap.
*tries to find picture of cat sleeping on a pump-action shotgun*
So wait. The concensus over the last two days is that we love this site but (generally) hate Sex and the City? I love cute overload, but I kind of hate what that says about us.
(Long pause, before speaking in Nigel Tufnel voice, while looking at you in uncomprehending fashion.): These are cats 'n' racks. posted by raysmj at 7:39 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
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posted by Liquidwolf at 12:08 PM on June 2, 2008