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June 2, 2008 11:59 AM   Subscribe


 
I'm only here for the pussy jokes.
posted by Liquidwolf at 12:08 PM on June 2, 2008


Know what I'd like to see? Cats 'n' Packets. Guys in boxers and thongs, stuffing ferrets down there. Or kittens. Or a squirrel. Or a goat. A turtle, perhaps? Yes. A good idea.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 12:10 PM on June 2, 2008


WTF??
posted by yodelingisfun at 12:10 PM on June 2, 2008


The squirrel one made me uncomfortable. YOU SHOULD NOT BE PUTTING WILD ANIMALS IN THERE LADIES!
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 12:11 PM on June 2, 2008


sweater kittens?
posted by felix at 12:15 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]


I can't look at any of these without having a visceral fear-of-claws reaction. Are these people crazy or just scratch fetishists?
posted by rokusan at 12:18 PM on June 2, 2008


Are these people crazy or just scratch fetishists?

Or the cats are decla-- forget I said that.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:25 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


What? Is it caturday already?
posted by DreamerFi at 12:29 PM on June 2, 2008


soundsofsuburbia: your wish is my command.

To make this picture even more awesome, it is of Tom Waits. Or, more precisely, of my TV screen, on which Tom Waits was shoving a fish he just caught down his pants during the awesome show/film Fishiiiiiiing... with Jooooohn. (The beginning of the third video has the money shot.)

John: I got a fish!
Tom: It's bigger than mine, John.
John: It looks like the same fish, Tom.
Tom: No, it can't be. The first one's in my pants.

posted by nosila at 12:30 PM on June 2, 2008 [9 favorites]


This would be better without the cats.
posted by mazola at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008


> Or the cats are decla-- forget I said that.

Everyone knows the vast majority of the animals on CU are posed corpses.
posted by The Card Cheat at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008 [3 favorites]


OK, I'll be the first one honest enough to favorite this ...
posted by jbickers at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008


i'm well aware that there are some seriously disturbed people in the world. at last they can all congregate in one place.
posted by spish at 12:32 PM on June 2, 2008


hurf durf cat food eater
posted by artifarce at 12:34 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]




artifarce: That is a big-ass cat. Wow.
posted by everichon at 12:41 PM on June 2, 2008


Know what I'd like to see? Cats 'n' Packets.

OK.
posted by pracowity at 12:42 PM on June 2, 2008 [6 favorites]


I have no idea how those people got their cats wedged in their racks. I do, however, have a sense of why.
posted by The Bellman at 12:48 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]


This cat reminds me of men I've dated. (click)
posted by miss lynnster at 12:52 PM on June 2, 2008


Yeah, but check out the rack on this cat.
posted by otolith at 12:58 PM on June 2, 2008


Not one cat on a pool table? I want my $5 back.
posted by Forktine at 1:00 PM on June 2, 2008


This cat reminds me of men I've dated.

The description:

My cat, Tito, baking and nuzzling

Does "baking" mean something new to me in a cat context or did she get Tito stoned? The cat clearly is not making a cake or some ziti.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 1:02 PM on June 2, 2008


TOCT: sometimes cat people describe tito's actions (on his momma's tummy, not, er, what he's doing in the breastular region) as "making biscuits."

other people have taken that metaphor and abbreviated it to "baking."

pracowity: TOO PERFECT. as a matter of fact, i suspect that if you were to submit that video to cute overload, you'd become an instant celebrity there. (everybody's wish, right?)

...and, to the claw-fearful, breasts-can-only-be-sexual-objects weirdos: it feels really nice, for kitteh and mama, when kitteh snuggles up in your cleavage. and "feels really nice" has NO sexual patina to it. and claws are rarely a problem. it works best with a sports bra: kitteh's rump nestles in between the ole' dirty pillows, and then you're free to hear the unfettered purring of joy. and feel that sweet, soft fur aganst some of the most sensitive skin on a woman's body. ahhhhh. warm and comforting...and again NOT SEXUAL so quit it, wouldja?
posted by CitizenD at 1:11 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


Cats. 'n Kitties. Cats 'n kitties. Cats cats cats cats, kitties kitties kitties kitties.
posted by piratebowling at 1:24 PM on June 2, 2008 [10 favorites]


I had to double-check to make sure I didn't know any of those women. A close friend of mine is notorious for carrying squirrels, rates, mice, snakes, lizards and/or kittens about in her cleavage.
posted by lekvar at 1:31 PM on June 2, 2008


I love me some cats and I love me some cleavage, but I resent the cognitive dissonance that occurs when you put the two together.

In essence, the "YOU'RE A KITTY" part of my brain and the "HURF DURF" part of my brain are activated simultaneously and I pass out at my computer.

I think it might be a very specific form of epilepsy.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:40 PM on June 2, 2008 [6 favorites]


Strangely enough, that turned out to be exactly what I had imagined.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 1:53 PM on June 2, 2008


Evolution of the Camwhore

MySpace Facebook FLICKR CATS 'N' RACKS
posted by katillathehun at 1:54 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]


Personally, I'd rather look at one dopey tongue dog over any amount of boobie cats.
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 1:57 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]


So wait. The concensus over the last two days is that we love this site but (generally) hate Sex and the City? I love cute overload, but I kind of hate what that says about us.
posted by onlyconnect at 2:09 PM on June 2, 2008


Where "Cat" is defined as any number of small, four-legged mammals.

*notices picture of snake 'n rack*

Crap.

*tries to find picture of cat sleeping on a pump-action shotgun*

See, because you rack it...

*fails*

posted by quin at 2:11 PM on June 2, 2008


This cannot be complete without the xkcd reference.
posted by Narual at 2:12 PM on June 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


i'm well aware that there are some seriously disturbed people in the world. at last they can all congregate in one place.
posted by spish

Yeah, and we paid 5 bucks for the privilege.

Also, MYSPACE: cats or lesbians
posted by slimepuppy at 2:38 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]


I for one welcome our cute overlords.

Wait, what?
posted by Kibbutz at 2:45 PM on June 2, 2008


sweater kittens?

go ahead and GAWK at the snuggle...kittens.
posted by anazgnos at 2:49 PM on June 2, 2008


Who else wants to be a cute little kitteh because of this?

*raises hand*
posted by WalterMitty at 3:47 PM on June 2, 2008


I was expecting sweet pussy cats and a place to nestle your shotgun in this post.

Thread delivers.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 5:38 PM on June 2, 2008


So wait. The concensus over the last two days is that we love this site but (generally) hate Sex and the City? I love cute overload, but I kind of hate what that says about us.

(Long pause, before speaking in Nigel Tufnel voice, while looking at you in uncomprehending fashion.): These are cats 'n' racks.
posted by raysmj at 7:39 PM on June 2, 2008 [2 favorites]


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