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June 8, 2008 7:07 PM   Subscribe

So do you want to see some amazing talent?

Kazoo played with the vagina. That is all, Enjoy!
posted by pearlybob (41 comments total)

 
But is it SFW?
posted by mrnutty at 7:10 PM on June 8, 2008


Sorry!! Forgot that!! I would say yes, kazoo playing is loud but nothing too obscene.
posted by pearlybob at 7:12 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]


Is kazoo ever SFW?
posted by Caduceus at 7:12 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]


In other words, no parts are shown! :-)
posted by pearlybob at 7:13 PM on June 8, 2008


Just go ahead and reset the clock for about a month, jess. There's really no need to make us actually type out all the jokes.
posted by yhbc at 7:15 PM on June 8, 2008


As comedic talent, it's pretty weak. As kazoo-playing talent, it's... fake.
posted by Huck500 at 7:19 PM on June 8, 2008


Call me when she plays Flight of the Bumblebee.
posted by MegoSteve at 7:23 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


I'm not 100% convinced it was the vagina.
posted by jbickers at 7:28 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]


I think I saw something similar on TV a couple months ago. I was playing TF2, and during a map change I diverted my attention to the television, which my roommate was watching. What I saw was Sara Silverman apparently singing a trio with her ass and vagina.

The headphones promptly returned to my ears and I watched the loading bar progress with keen interest.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 7:30 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]


A kazoo doesn't make noise on its own. You gotta hum through it. Unless she's got a larynx in her vagina, this isn't real.
posted by Faze at 7:33 PM on June 8, 2008


"I'd like to see her try that on the didgeridoo."

Me too.
posted by etc. at 7:33 PM on June 8, 2008


OH DARN IT FAZE YOU RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE.

Unless...
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 7:35 PM on June 8, 2008


Well, obviously it isn't real. The harmony cracked me up! Good for a cheap laugh.
posted by pearlybob at 7:38 PM on June 8, 2008


I don't get it.
posted by dirigibleman at 8:02 PM on June 8, 2008


Queef, ergo sum.
posted by phaedon at 8:03 PM on June 8, 2008


Oh my god yes, the harmony.. I ACTUALLY LOL'ED. OUT LOUD.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 8:05 PM on June 8, 2008


I'm not 100% convinced it was the vagina.

Dude, it's always the vagina.
posted by rokusan at 8:16 PM on June 8, 2008 [2 favorites]


I sure hope she labels the kazoos.
posted by unSane at 8:21 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


I'm not a doctor, but unless there is an extra pair of lungs near the uterus, I would urge this post to fart its way to Fark.
posted by kozad at 8:29 PM on June 8, 2008


I'm not 100% convinced it was funny.
posted by P.o.B. at 8:32 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


"I'd like to see her try that on the didgeridoo."

Ah, me Aussie mates .. how about "she try it on" ping-pong balls?
posted by ericb at 8:58 PM on June 8, 2008


Hurray, because woman are valued for their orifuses!!

orifi? penis, penii? dammit... LANGUAGEHAT???
posted by LordSludge at 9:28 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


wait, women are valued for their languagehat? what kind of crazy euphemism is that?
posted by lekvar at 9:32 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


Sorry.. but isn't the point of the humour that it is impossible to do that with a kazoo? And that she is quite subtly mocking people who think it can?
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 9:33 PM on June 8, 2008


1 orifice. 2 orifices.
1 penis. 2 penes.

Language. No hat.
posted by Herodios at 9:34 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


Watered down Tijuana tomfoolery.
posted by gcbv at 9:37 PM on June 8, 2008


In 1993 or so we were performing in the Netherlands when we were approached by a woman who wanted to "audition" to be in our troupe. Jim Rose told her as politely as he could that we already had all the performers we needed. But this woman was insistent, so we relented and allowed her to at least perform her act. She stripped down and got on her back on the stage. She put a candle in her vagina and lit it. Then she put some sort of flammable liquid into her mouth and blew a big fireball out between her legs. Call me jaded, but I didn't think too much of the stunt, and kind of forgot about it until now.

There is no sharp boundary between sideshow stunts and magic acts. I've seen Penn and Teller perform sideshow stunts, and we used to "gaff", or employ illusion, on a sideshow stunt or two. If this gal could REALLY play kazoo this way, it would be an AWESOME sideshow stunt. But it's really just a simple, ribald, magic trick.
posted by Tube at 9:55 PM on June 8, 2008 [1 favorite]


See Also.

Oh. Spelled with a "K"? Never mind.
posted by davidmsc at 10:19 PM on June 8, 2008


Sorry.. but isn't the point of the humour that it is impossible to do that with a kazoo? And that she is quite subtly mocking people who think it can?

I can't quite articulate or maybe even figure out why, but I somehow feel like while it would have been hilarious to watch her pretend to play a kazoo with the reproductive organs live, it's not that funny to watch on the internet.

Actually, as perhaps a bit of the reasoning yet not the entire thing, I feel like it would have been better in person, even knowing it was a fake, in part because there would be much less concern while watching that it was faked as part of some viral advertising toolbag's master plan.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 10:35 PM on June 8, 2008


More music down under... pianostripper (nsfw) (obliquely via mjjj)
posted by Dave Faris at 10:39 PM on June 8, 2008


I agree it might have been funnier live, but I don't think it was that funny either way.
posted by delmoi at 10:40 PM on June 8, 2008


If the US were a muslim nation, would the choice of that tune induce us to declare a jihad?
posted by Dave Faris at 10:52 PM on June 8, 2008


It wasn't the vagina. It was the cunt.
posted by DreamerFi at 12:06 AM on June 9, 2008


Steve Martin did it first, and better.
posted by optovox at 1:38 AM on June 9, 2008


The Aristocrats.
posted by Tacodog at 2:00 AM on June 9, 2008


This isn't funny either, but I thought I should redress the imbalance.
posted by UbuRoivas at 4:39 AM on June 9, 2008


I never do this, and my apologies. But:

Metafilter: Watered down Tijuana tomfoolery.
posted by Stunt at 5:06 AM on June 9, 2008


How about marking it nsfw?
posted by theora55 at 5:25 AM on June 9, 2008


in part because there would be much less concern while watching that it was faked as part of some viral advertising toolbag's master plan<>

Uh, it's from the Just For Laughs/Juste Pour Rire festival in Montreal, the world's largest comedy festival.

But hey. Who's counting?

posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 5:26 AM on June 9, 2008


Reminds me of a movie I saw years ago.
posted by MotherTucker at 9:32 AM on June 9, 2008


Metafilter: Not 100% convinced it was the vagina.
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:18 PM on June 9, 2008


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