Sexually explicit salmon hentai comics
June 10, 2008 12:41 PM Subscribe
I’ve seen men in fur suits masturbating on stuffed animals. I’ve seen high heels stepping on snails. I’ve seen women farting on birthday cakes. I’ve seen guys wearing white socks in two inches of water in the bathtub. I’ve seen a tutorial on how to jack-off with a pair of Keds. And I’ve seen some weird stuff, too. Isn’t there a line of some kind, where it just stops being sexy to anyone? And the answer it seems, is no.... Because there is sexually explicit salmon hentai. NSFW. Via FG blog.
With that sort of lead in, why would anyone follow that link?
posted by SPrintF at 12:47 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by SPrintF at 12:47 PM on June 10, 2008
I look at the porn coming out of Germany and Japan, and I think, man, I really hope we don't lose this war in Iraq.
posted by Pastabagel at 12:48 PM on June 10, 2008 [21 favorites]
posted by Pastabagel at 12:48 PM on June 10, 2008 [21 favorites]
I guess I'm sort of bent, because I'm way more skeeved out by the idea of guys watching videos of women farting on birthday cakes.
posted by Skot at 12:49 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Skot at 12:49 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 12:50 PM on June 10, 2008 [27 favorites]
posted by Armitage Shanks at 12:50 PM on June 10, 2008 [27 favorites]
Roe vs. wade. Whatever.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:51 PM on June 10, 2008 [23 favorites]
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:51 PM on June 10, 2008 [23 favorites]
I’ve seen women farting on birthday cakes.
Well, yeah, but, I mean, who hasn't?
posted by bondcliff at 12:51 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
Well, yeah, but, I mean, who hasn't?
posted by bondcliff at 12:51 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
Cute little fish in sweaters isn't all that — oh. OH! My god, that's awful!
what's the deal with the wet sock fetish? I mean, farting: sure. But wet socks?
posted by cowbellemoo at 12:52 PM on June 10, 2008
what's the deal with the wet sock fetish? I mean, farting: sure. But wet socks?
posted by cowbellemoo at 12:52 PM on June 10, 2008
If nothing else, if you're ever feeling estranged or out of touch, the internet provides an endless supply of material to validate one's normalcy.
posted by Dave Faris at 12:53 PM on June 10, 2008 [6 favorites]
posted by Dave Faris at 12:53 PM on June 10, 2008 [6 favorites]
I'm hooked.
posted by CynicalKnight at 12:54 PM on June 10, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by CynicalKnight at 12:54 PM on June 10, 2008 [3 favorites]
You know you need a new fish when it has a runny nose...
posted by Dark Messiah at 12:54 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by Dark Messiah at 12:54 PM on June 10, 2008
I'm at work, so can't follow the link just now. I'm not at all sure I'm going to follow it when I get home, either. Seriously, is there some reason why I should want to click through? If I wanted to see that, I would probably have already known about it. I can see reading about it, but not actually seeing it firsthand.
I'm just saying that, as an FPP, it seems kinda fishy.
(Sorry about that.)
posted by cerebus19 at 12:54 PM on June 10, 2008
I'm just saying that, as an FPP, it seems kinda fishy.
(Sorry about that.)
posted by cerebus19 at 12:54 PM on June 10, 2008
How do you favorite something anonymously?
posted by aftermarketradio at 12:57 PM on June 10, 2008 [5 favorites]
posted by aftermarketradio at 12:57 PM on June 10, 2008 [5 favorites]
This goes nicely with my "I (heart) Hentai" shirt.
In retrospect, blanket statement shirts at work might be a mistake.
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 12:59 PM on June 10, 2008
In retrospect, blanket statement shirts at work might be a mistake.
posted by Unicorn on the cob at 12:59 PM on June 10, 2008
Ah, April Winchell. Haven't looked over there in years.
I am pleased to learn that I am not aroused by fish porn. OTOH, I want our pescosexual sisters and brothers to feel welcome here, though I am concerned about the issue of consent.
posted by everichon at 1:03 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
I am pleased to learn that I am not aroused by fish porn. OTOH, I want our pescosexual sisters and brothers to feel welcome here, though I am concerned about the issue of consent.
posted by everichon at 1:03 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
Ultimately it's a feel-good story. The teacher helps the kid out, the kid gets better grades, the teacher dies, everybody wins. Circle of life, etc.
posted by Pastabagel at 1:06 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by Pastabagel at 1:06 PM on June 10, 2008
"i don't drink water - fish fuck in it"
---- w c fields
posted by pyramid termite at 1:07 PM on June 10, 2008 [7 favorites]
---- w c fields
posted by pyramid termite at 1:07 PM on June 10, 2008 [7 favorites]
I'd hate to be exclusively aroused by fish porn, but what's wrong with finding one more thing that you get off on? It's like having a new favorite band, only with orgasms.
Sadly, these fish do nothing for me either.
posted by nebulawindphone at 1:09 PM on June 10, 2008 [3 favorites]
Sadly, these fish do nothing for me either.
posted by nebulawindphone at 1:09 PM on June 10, 2008 [3 favorites]
I would not advise searching out women farting on cakes. Just throwing that out there.
posted by puke & cry at 1:09 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by puke & cry at 1:09 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
This... this disturbs me.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 1:14 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 1:14 PM on June 10, 2008
The lead lady salmon should be called Salmon Ella.
posted by ORthey at 1:15 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by ORthey at 1:15 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
I’ve seen women farting on birthday cakes.
I don't find the idea of that arousing, but what... sort of whimsical? Charming? Like if you catch a few minutes of America's Funniest Home videos and you have a sort of moment where adulthood lifts away and the kitten on the record player just makes you really happy?
"Oops, I tooted and on the cake, silly me."
Oh holy Shit, I'm writing cake fart porn, they told me this would happen when I left the church.
And now I'm writing leaving the church porn, I've sunk so low.
posted by Divine_Wino at 1:21 PM on June 10, 2008 [9 favorites]
I don't find the idea of that arousing, but what... sort of whimsical? Charming? Like if you catch a few minutes of America's Funniest Home videos and you have a sort of moment where adulthood lifts away and the kitten on the record player just makes you really happy?
"Oops, I tooted and on the cake, silly me."
Oh holy Shit, I'm writing cake fart porn, they told me this would happen when I left the church.
And now I'm writing leaving the church porn, I've sunk so low.
posted by Divine_Wino at 1:21 PM on June 10, 2008 [9 favorites]
I don't find the idea of that arousing
Farting is the version edited for Cinemax.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 1:24 PM on June 10, 2008
Farting is the version edited for Cinemax.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 1:24 PM on June 10, 2008
Let me (surprisingly) be the first to say, "no thanks, distinct lack of balloons."
posted by Pollomacho at 1:26 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by Pollomacho at 1:26 PM on June 10, 2008
Farting on cakes? Big whoop. Didn't Chuck Palawhatever (via Fight Club) recommend farting on the creme brulee of the swells because it captured the poot-gas well? Been there, read that, you are not a precious and unique &c.
posted by Halloween Jack at 1:38 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by Halloween Jack at 1:38 PM on June 10, 2008
Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
Selma: Stop!
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:43 PM on June 10, 2008 [5 favorites]
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
Selma: Stop!
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:43 PM on June 10, 2008 [5 favorites]
Keep in mind that if you want to properly follow the salmon-fucking narrative, you have to read from right to left.
This is important.
posted by neckro23 at 1:43 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
This is important.
posted by neckro23 at 1:43 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
If you can read this, the black vans are just a couple of blocks away.
posted by Dizzy at 1:48 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by Dizzy at 1:48 PM on June 10, 2008
There used to be a site called Deviant Desires (the domain has been taken over by a domain squatter) which had a wonderful map of fetishes called The Fetish Roadmap (mentioned on MeFi). There's a section of the fetish map here, but I remember the big map being much more extensive and detailed (there's a thumbnail of the big map here). I don't suppose anyone has the big map anywhere? I'd love to see it again.
Anyway, Deviant Desires also had a manifesto which started "We believe that nothing is sacred and anything can be sexualized, from Disney characters and B-movie monsters to baked beans, latex birthday balloons and Thanksgiving dinner."
The whole manifesto was a bit like XKCD's Rule 34, except it acknowledged that for something to be fetishized it doesn't need to contain anything most people would consider sexual. Some people get off on popping balloons, no hot women/men/etc needed. That and that it wasn't about the internet, but just fetishes in general.
posted by bjrn at 1:50 PM on June 10, 2008
Anyway, Deviant Desires also had a manifesto which started "We believe that nothing is sacred and anything can be sexualized, from Disney characters and B-movie monsters to baked beans, latex birthday balloons and Thanksgiving dinner."
The whole manifesto was a bit like XKCD's Rule 34, except it acknowledged that for something to be fetishized it doesn't need to contain anything most people would consider sexual. Some people get off on popping balloons, no hot women/men/etc needed. That and that it wasn't about the internet, but just fetishes in general.
posted by bjrn at 1:50 PM on June 10, 2008
I can't believe I'm chiming in with this, but the fetish map intrigued me. So did something on there, so I googled it and found the full map.
posted by yellowbinder at 1:55 PM on June 10, 2008 [10 favorites]
posted by yellowbinder at 1:55 PM on June 10, 2008 [10 favorites]
I thought this was a post about irc://irc.slashnet.org/metafilter
I'm disappointed.
posted by chillmost at 1:55 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
I'm disappointed.
posted by chillmost at 1:55 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
You can still get to deviant desires from archive.org, although the updates are kinda messed up. I guess this is the most updated map.
posted by puke & cry at 2:02 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by puke & cry at 2:02 PM on June 10, 2008
Too slow, I see.
posted by puke & cry at 2:02 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by puke & cry at 2:02 PM on June 10, 2008
XKCD's Rule 34
xkcd is great but the Rules of the Internet predate it.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 2:04 PM on June 10, 2008
xkcd is great but the Rules of the Internet predate it.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 2:04 PM on June 10, 2008
Am I the only one who is put-off that the author didn't incorporate much that actually had to do with salmon? What about preparing the spawning bed? Changes in colouration? What is it that makes a particular salmon attractive to another?
I'm probably missing the point.
posted by ssg at 2:07 PM on June 10, 2008 [3 favorites]
I'm probably missing the point.
posted by ssg at 2:07 PM on June 10, 2008 [3 favorites]
Haven't had a chance to check out the link yet either, as I too am still at work. Although my boss thought that the description was as funny as I did, not sure what that says about my work environment. Anyhow, I love the line "And I've seen some weird stuff, too" in the italicized description. Well played. I can't wait to show this to some of my friends. They already think I'm a bit off what with the other naughty bits of the Internets I've subjected them to, so this will just be the fart/icing on the cake.
posted by friendlyjuan at 2:16 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by friendlyjuan at 2:16 PM on June 10, 2008
I'd like to think that the fetish map is accurate, but since it contains "hamstering," it immediately invites suspicion.
posted by Afroblanco at 2:17 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by Afroblanco at 2:17 PM on June 10, 2008
See, any time I come across a story of a fetish, I keep thinking of the scene from My Own Private Idaho where a guy hires River Phoenix to dress up like Hans Brinker and clean his tub. They never touch, the guy just does a tango outside the door and then listens to the sound of scouring powder, esctactically screaming, "Scrub, my little Dutch boy, scrub!" Or the scene from Rubyfruit Jungle with the guy who got off by having people throw rotten grapefruit directly at his dong.
...This? Almost ordinary.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 2:19 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
...This? Almost ordinary.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 2:19 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
I'd like to think that the fetish map is accurate, but since it contains "hamstering," it immediately invites suspicion.
Doesn't mean anyone's actually doing it, just that it's being fetishized. Although considering how widespread the story is it wouldn't surprise me if someone somewhere tried it after hearing about it.
posted by bjrn at 2:30 PM on June 10, 2008
Doesn't mean anyone's actually doing it, just that it's being fetishized. Although considering how widespread the story is it wouldn't surprise me if someone somewhere tried it after hearing about it.
posted by bjrn at 2:30 PM on June 10, 2008
sp0n
posted by brundlefly at 2:33 PM on June 10, 2008 [6 favorites]
posted by brundlefly at 2:33 PM on June 10, 2008 [6 favorites]
Sexy caviar, anyone?
posted by doctorschlock at 2:39 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by doctorschlock at 2:39 PM on June 10, 2008
Salmon go in the water. Cage go in the water. Smoke on the water.
posted by doctorschlock at 2:41 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by doctorschlock at 2:41 PM on June 10, 2008
Crash Bang!
Hey! You got your salmon on my penis!
Hey! You got penis on my salmon!
MMMMMMM! Hershey's Penis Salmon Cups!
posted by doctorschlock at 2:44 PM on June 10, 2008
Hey! You got your salmon on my penis!
Hey! You got penis on my salmon!
MMMMMMM! Hershey's Penis Salmon Cups!
posted by doctorschlock at 2:44 PM on June 10, 2008
Halfway through page three the back of my mind screamed YOU ARE READING FISH PORN!!!!! Just thought I'd vent.
posted by longsleeves at 2:56 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by longsleeves at 2:56 PM on June 10, 2008
What does hentai mean in English?
In Japanese, it's an ordinary adjective meaning "perverted" or "pervert".
In English, does it mean "perverted cartoons from Japan"?
posted by dydecker at 3:21 PM on June 10, 2008
In Japanese, it's an ordinary adjective meaning "perverted" or "pervert".
In English, does it mean "perverted cartoons from Japan"?
posted by dydecker at 3:21 PM on June 10, 2008
God damn, I find leaving-the-church-porn hot. Something about the way those parishioners walk out of the lobby and get into their cars... it makes me all weak in the knees.
posted by quin at 3:32 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by quin at 3:32 PM on June 10, 2008
Now I'm curious as to what incident in one's formative years ends up being expressed as a desire to watch a woman fart on a birthday cake.
posted by maxwelton at 3:38 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by maxwelton at 3:38 PM on June 10, 2008
Well, congratulations. Now when someone does a Google Search for "women farting on birthday cakes," the first thing they will find is Metafilter.
I hope you're proud of what you have done.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:44 PM on June 10, 2008 [12 favorites]
I hope you're proud of what you have done.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:44 PM on June 10, 2008 [12 favorites]
Young Man: So, all your cakes are women going to the bathroom?
Baker: Yeah. What's your point?
Young Man: Well, don't you have anything else?
Baker: Maybe you don't understand - this is an erotic bakery.
posted by Servo5678 at 3:53 PM on June 10, 2008
Baker: Yeah. What's your point?
Young Man: Well, don't you have anything else?
Baker: Maybe you don't understand - this is an erotic bakery.
posted by Servo5678 at 3:53 PM on June 10, 2008
>>XKCD's Rule 34
>xkcd is great but the Rules of the Internet predate it.
But not by much. Rule 35 is that, if a thread goes on long enough, someone will eventually link to XKCD.
posted by stet at 3:54 PM on June 10, 2008
>xkcd is great but the Rules of the Internet predate it.
But not by much. Rule 35 is that, if a thread goes on long enough, someone will eventually link to XKCD.
posted by stet at 3:54 PM on June 10, 2008
what's the deal with the wet sock fetish? I mean, farting: sure. But wet socks?
Never quite understood this, either but I did read a heartbreaking account years ago, of a man who ruined his marriage because of his wet socks fetish - he kept on trying to get his wife to walk around with wet socks - I think he even tried to flood the back yard or something. Its funny how some obsessions can drive people to do the craziest things.
Here's hoping that guy (and his ex-wife) found someone who made him happy!
I also read an account of a guy who was turned on by car exhausts.
posted by bitteroldman at 4:01 PM on June 10, 2008
Never quite understood this, either but I did read a heartbreaking account years ago, of a man who ruined his marriage because of his wet socks fetish - he kept on trying to get his wife to walk around with wet socks - I think he even tried to flood the back yard or something. Its funny how some obsessions can drive people to do the craziest things.
Here's hoping that guy (and his ex-wife) found someone who made him happy!
I also read an account of a guy who was turned on by car exhausts.
posted by bitteroldman at 4:01 PM on June 10, 2008
Battered cod I can handle, but this?
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:02 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:02 PM on June 10, 2008
I also read an account of a guy who was turned on by car exhausts
OK, so it's not as uncommon as I thought (NSFW?)
posted by bitteroldman at 4:04 PM on June 10, 2008
OK, so it's not as uncommon as I thought (NSFW?)
posted by bitteroldman at 4:04 PM on June 10, 2008
"Keep in mind that if you want to properly follow the salmon-fucking narrative, you have to read from right to left."
Being informed of that made a surprising amount of difference to my level of bewilderment. By which I mean I was at first superficially bewildered by the strips making no sense whatsoever, but am now, after a second right-to-left perusal, much more deeply, and I fear permanently, bewildered. So thanks! (I think).
posted by nowonmai at 4:17 PM on June 10, 2008
Being informed of that made a surprising amount of difference to my level of bewilderment. By which I mean I was at first superficially bewildered by the strips making no sense whatsoever, but am now, after a second right-to-left perusal, much more deeply, and I fear permanently, bewildered. So thanks! (I think).
posted by nowonmai at 4:17 PM on June 10, 2008
I'm pretty sure this was drawn as a joke, not as actual wank material.
With that said, I'm equally sure someone is "enjoying" it anyway.
posted by Maxson at 4:27 PM on June 10, 2008
With that said, I'm equally sure someone is "enjoying" it anyway.
posted by Maxson at 4:27 PM on June 10, 2008
With that said, I'm equally sure someone is "enjoying" it anyway.
Yeah, this guy.
posted by Ufez Jones at 4:35 PM on June 10, 2008
Yeah, this guy.
posted by Ufez Jones at 4:35 PM on June 10, 2008
that car revving thing? LOTS of people are going to find that sexy when gas hits $5/gallon.
posted by msconduct at 4:56 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by msconduct at 4:56 PM on June 10, 2008
See, any time I come across a story of a fetish, I keep thinking of the scene from My Own Private Idaho where a guy hires River Phoenix to dress up like Hans Brinker and clean his tub. They never touch, the guy just does a tango outside the door and then listens to the sound of scouring powder, esctactically screaming, "Scrub, my little Dutch boy, scrub!"
I hate to say I remember this but I do. The scene ended with the guy commanding River "now clean Daddy."
posted by Ber at 5:21 PM on June 10, 2008
I hate to say I remember this but I do. The scene ended with the guy commanding River "now clean Daddy."
posted by Ber at 5:21 PM on June 10, 2008
Because there is sexually explicit salmon hentai.
"Look, when I said I wanted lox with a shmear, this is not what I meant!"
posted by jonmc at 5:33 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
"Look, when I said I wanted lox with a shmear, this is not what I meant!"
posted by jonmc at 5:33 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
(stares blankly at his salmon cream cheese and quietly shudders)
posted by Samizdata at 6:03 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by Samizdata at 6:03 PM on June 10, 2008
Sup /d/?
posted by Kinbote at 6:14 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Kinbote at 6:14 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
Someone needs to show this to George Clooney, stat.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 6:56 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 6:56 PM on June 10, 2008
Sup /d/?
See, I had to go look up which one that is. I think it's a little embarrassing to show outside of context that you know that off the top of your head.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 7:43 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
See, I had to go look up which one that is. I think it's a little embarrassing to show outside of context that you know that off the top of your head.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 7:43 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
Am I the only one who is put-off that the author didn't incorporate much that actually had to do with salmon? What about preparing the spawning bed? Changes in colouration? What is it that makes a particular salmon attractive to another?
You're looking for the romance section, it's 2 aisles over.
posted by The Light Fantastic at 8:31 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
You're looking for the romance section, it's 2 aisles over.
posted by The Light Fantastic at 8:31 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
It's not an acceptable fetish until it has a newsgroup.
posted by Lord_Pall at 9:55 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by Lord_Pall at 9:55 PM on June 10, 2008 [2 favorites]
I also read an account of a guy who was turned on by car exhausts
OK, so it's not as uncommon as I thought (NSFW?)
Finally, I begin to understand the existence of truck nuts.
posted by breath at 10:16 PM on June 10, 2008 [1 favorite]
When it comes to extremes, I still like Roy Orbison in cling film fanfic.
posted by bystander at 10:41 PM on June 10, 2008
posted by bystander at 10:41 PM on June 10, 2008
But not by much. Rule 35 is that, if a thread goes on long enough, someone will eventually link to XKCD.
Actually, Rule 35 states that if there is an exception to Rule 34, soon enough someone will go ahead and "fix" that. It's hard to make up new Rules of the Internet simply because it's difficult to figure out which number you need to use - I tried once and came up with a hundred-something, but I wasn't even quite sure of the number I eventually proposed.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 11:41 PM on June 10, 2008
Actually, Rule 35 states that if there is an exception to Rule 34, soon enough someone will go ahead and "fix" that. It's hard to make up new Rules of the Internet simply because it's difficult to figure out which number you need to use - I tried once and came up with a hundred-something, but I wasn't even quite sure of the number I eventually proposed.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 11:41 PM on June 10, 2008
"i don't drink water - fish fuck in it"
---- w c fields
posted by pyramid termite at 1:07 PM on June 10
Wow. Attribute anything to WC Fields and you gain instant credibility. Neat.
posted by disillusioned at 1:53 AM on June 11, 2008
---- w c fields
posted by pyramid termite at 1:07 PM on June 10
Wow. Attribute anything to WC Fields and you gain instant credibility. Neat.
posted by disillusioned at 1:53 AM on June 11, 2008
"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
-- WC Fields.
posted by brundlefly at 10:04 AM on June 11, 2008 [1 favorite]
-- WC Fields.
posted by brundlefly at 10:04 AM on June 11, 2008 [1 favorite]
Also:
I’ve seen men in fur suits masturbating on stuffed animals. I’ve seen high heels stepping on snails. I’ve seen women farting on birthday cakes.
This sounds like a really screwed up alternate take of Rutger Hauer's monologue at the end of Blade Runner.
posted by brundlefly at 10:06 AM on June 11, 2008 [3 favorites]
I’ve seen men in fur suits masturbating on stuffed animals. I’ve seen high heels stepping on snails. I’ve seen women farting on birthday cakes.
This sounds like a really screwed up alternate take of Rutger Hauer's monologue at the end of Blade Runner.
posted by brundlefly at 10:06 AM on June 11, 2008 [3 favorites]
All these... memories... will be lost like jizz in a coin-op booth.
Time to come.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:43 AM on June 11, 2008 [2 favorites]
Time to come.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 10:43 AM on June 11, 2008 [2 favorites]
Wow. Attribute anything to WC Fields and you gain instant credibility. Neat.
alright, smart ass, what DO fish fuck in then?
posted by pyramid termite at 12:57 PM on June 11, 2008
alright, smart ass, what DO fish fuck in then?
posted by pyramid termite at 12:57 PM on June 11, 2008
alright, smart ass...
It seems many species don't. Googling leads me to wonder whether fish invented diversity.
posted by Coaticass at 2:25 PM on June 11, 2008
It seems many species don't. Googling leads me to wonder whether fish invented diversity.
posted by Coaticass at 2:25 PM on June 11, 2008
0_o
Stop the world, I'd like to....
I almost said 'get off.' Dammit.
posted by eratus at 4:20 PM on June 11, 2008 [1 favorite]
Stop the world, I'd like to....
I almost said 'get off.' Dammit.
posted by eratus at 4:20 PM on June 11, 2008 [1 favorite]
alright, smart ass, what DO fish fuck in then?
Nets?
posted by Divine_Wino at 4:28 PM on June 11, 2008
Nets?
posted by Divine_Wino at 4:28 PM on June 11, 2008
hurf durf butter eater
hurf durf butter eater
hurf durf butter eater
posted by pyramid termite at 4:52 PM on June 11, 2008
hurf durf butter eater
hurf durf butter eater
posted by pyramid termite at 4:52 PM on June 11, 2008
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