April 25, 2001

1:40 PM

Slim Shady poses nude in CosmoLemme just be the first to say, "Ew!"
posted by ratbastard (13 comments total)

Please allow me to be the second to say "Ew!"
posted by jpoulos at 1:48 PM on April 25, 2001

Dare I compliment with a "WOW"? Not surprised in the least.
posted by prototype_octavius at 1:52 PM on April 25, 2001

Oh the irony - Mr. Anti-Woman [supposedly] is going to be featured in a woman's magazine.
posted by schlyer at 1:53 PM on April 25, 2001

The article talks about Eminem clutching a 'tactfully positioned stick of dynamite' - I'm wondering if they're talking about this picture which seems to have been around for a while. I saw it in the paper about two months ago. Ew.
posted by Hjorth at 2:03 PM on April 25, 2001

Imagine, instead of Cosmo you were reading Euorboy. Now imagine a naked, gay eminem imposter with a 'tactifully positioned' chainsaw. (Don't worry or get yer hopes up, kids, this doesn't link to a naughty picture). That should teach you to imagine.
posted by sj at 2:26 PM on April 25, 2001

Angelfire blocks that image, Hjorth. Here's another link. (Odd, though: looks fake to me.)
posted by dhartung at 3:21 PM on April 25, 2001

That photo was taken by David Lachapelle and is from a 1999 issue of Rolling Stone.
posted by brian at 3:32 PM on April 25, 2001

But this photo is much more amusing!
posted by Tubes at 9:49 PM on April 25, 2001

Doesn't look like there's much down there, if you ask me.
posted by lannie628 at 10:06 PM on April 25, 2001

This brings new meaning to his request for the "real" Slim Shady to please stand up.
posted by hijinx at 4:51 AM on April 26, 2001

Soon to be known as the real Slim Pickin's [sic]
posted by xiffix at 5:31 AM on April 26, 2001

move along now, nothing to see here.

snicker. chuckle. . .
posted by SentientAI at 7:04 AM on April 26, 2001

Geez, does his mom ever look like the Belle of the Trailer Park
posted by DiplomaticImmunity at 2:19 PM on April 26, 2001