Breakfasthenge

June 17, 2008 8:25 AM

Blessed be Baconhenge.... (via)
posted by Kronos_to_Earth (15 comments total)

Let bacon stand in for the sacrificed Year King, French toast for the Grain Goddess, the eggs in the frittata for the Cosmic Egg, and the vegetables for the bountiful Earth on which we live.

French toast -- OK, whatever
Eggs -- Sure, I guess
Vegetables -- Touching my bacon?!?

For proper worship to unhealthy eating, the structural members of Baconhenge should be Twinkies.
posted by DU at 8:31 AM on June 17, 2008

In ancient times - hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people: The Porkids

No one knows who they were, or what they were doing
But their legacy remains - hewn into the crispy meat of BACONHENGE
posted by mr_crash_davis at 8:34 AM on June 17, 2008 [1 favorite]

DU, I worship you as my new Dark Lord.
posted by Dizzy at 8:35 AM on June 17, 2008

To be fair, the vegetables are potatoes, onions and mushrooms - not exactly bacon's sworn enemy.
posted by spec80 at 8:41 AM on June 17, 2008 [1 favorite]

These are the people that need to storm the Renegade Craft Fair castle and put all the god damn cutsie etsy crafters to the sword. I went to the Renegade Craft Fair in Brooklyn on Sunday. I'd like to know what is so renegade about every single booth having the same silk screened t shirts and woodcut prints of owls, birds, trees, fish and little monsters. EVERY. SINGLE. BOOTH.

I need the Bacon of Hate.
posted by spicynuts at 8:43 AM on June 17, 2008 [3 favorites]

Skewers are cheating. The druids never used skewers.
posted by Eideteker at 8:58 AM on June 17, 2008

You would befoul my bacon with... twinkies? That, sir, is an unfood, and is unworthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as twinkies!
posted by gregvr at 8:58 AM on June 17, 2008

I had a vision just now. Of a bacondesic dome (or maybe geobaconic dome). But how to fasten the vertices? Paperclips?
posted by DU at 9:05 AM on June 17, 2008

But how to fasten the vertices? Paperclips?

slim jims.
posted by spicynuts at 9:11 AM on June 17, 2008

No holding power. How about bubblegum?
posted by DU at 9:13 AM on June 17, 2008

More bacon stuff. Video at bottom: bacon and egg ice cream.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 10:10 AM on June 17, 2008

I'm pretty certain that's the most disgusting edible thing I've ever seen. Up there with that 20x20 In-N-Out burger that did the rounds a few years back. Yeeeuch.
posted by bwerdmuller at 10:11 AM on June 17, 2008

20x20 In-N-Out burger that did the rounds a few years back.

YM 100X100. HTH.
posted by dersins at 10:30 AM on June 17, 2008

How about bubblegum?

If it's bacon flavored gum, then I'm on board with this decision.
posted by spicynuts at 10:41 AM on June 17, 2008

I look at that 100x100 page every few months and just marvel. I can't even get a 3x3 down.
posted by rokusan at 11:24 AM on June 17, 2008