You Duck Stealing Goin Pile!

June 18, 2008 10:05 AM

Insult generators have been done previously (here and here), but there's something about this one that makes me smile. If you don't think so, you're a Thighbone Cooking Doodle Drinker.
posted by aftermarketradio (37 comments total)

Anal Licking Wart Tamer

I thought this was an insult site, not some freakishly accurate fetish psychic.
posted by flarbuse at 10:13 AM on June 18 [2 favorites]

Another insult generator post? Seriously?

... you burger-burping zombie-herder...
posted by Navelgazer at 10:13 AM on June 18

Hey, I think I know a few lard biting horse riders...
posted by lostburner at 10:20 AM on June 18

Sticks and stone may break my bones, but a random insult generator in 2008? Please.
posted by Dave Faris at 10:21 AM on June 18

I always configure insult mode on sudo.
posted by Zed_Lopez at 10:24 AM on June 18 [2 favorites]

Face-squeezing dung hunter.
posted by Dizzy at 10:27 AM on June 18

I bet you don't even have a fourth grade reading level.
posted by inigo2 at 10:29 AM on June 18

Just think of me as an Insult Mechanical Turk, here for your convenience.

"Fuck you, you stupid clown!"

That will be $5.
posted by quin at 10:31 AM on June 18

boner reeking melon vendor
posted by nola at 10:33 AM on June 18

uh, that's "thighbone cooking dookie drinker."

amateurs.
posted by CitizenD at 10:48 AM on June 18

The illustrations are a nice touch.

You Poop Hugging Poop Farmer!
posted by anthom at 10:49 AM on June 18

Cork Pimping Groin Herder. Heh.
posted by Pecinpah at 11:15 AM on June 18

goblin chewing boner hunter
posted by Burhanistan at 11:24 AM on June 18

Sticks and stone may break my bones, but a random insult generator in 2008? Please.

Man, what a Granny Burping Tourist Poker!
posted by not_on_display at 11:27 AM on June 18

I am a toilet licking ass gurgler...by the way...what is this "Insult Generator" you are all on about?
posted by Shfishp at 11:34 AM on June 18

Spam sipping seal sack.

Do I get points for alliteration?
posted by anthom at 11:34 AM on June 18

I actually am a Thighbone Cooking Doodle Drinker, but I didn't realize that it was an insult. Can't a guy have a hobby without somebody judging them? This fucking sucks.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 11:49 AM on June 18

Fucking cunt donghammering asstard.
posted by bunnytricks at 12:05 PM on June 18

And I shall spring upon thee utilzing a mathematical entity that when subjected to one or more operations yields another mathematical entity or its elements.
posted by Debaser626 at 12:10 PM on June 18

Fuck yes: groin banging thighbone rider!
posted by cowbellemoo at 12:12 PM on June 18

grandpa banging kebab farmer
posted by o0dano0o at 12:12 PM on June 18

There's this one, built by yours truly for Christophe the Insultor.
posted by eustacescrubb at 12:13 PM on June 18

Doodle poking thighbone poker??

This thing kinda sucks.
posted by Mister_A at 12:27 PM on June 18

Safe for third grade, boring for anyone older than that...
posted by HuronBob at 12:30 PM on June 18

You Goblin Licking Turd Farmer!
posted by Mastercheddaar at 12:47 PM on June 18

Safe for third grade, boring for anyone older than that...

That's just what a wart drinking sheep banger would say.
posted by Burhanistan at 1:46 PM on June 18

Fuck off you fucking Armenian.
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:37 PM on June 18

Albania
posted by Burhanistan at 2:40 PM on June 18

Wise guy, huh?
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:56 PM on June 18

I just got called a face-faced face gargler.

I think it's trying to tell me something.
posted by tehloki at 4:10 PM on June 18

MetaFilter: Freakishly Accurate Fetish Psychic
posted by jeffburdges at 4:16 PM on June 18

I just got called an ass hugging snot herder.

This really is freakishly accurate, as I have some sort of DoomFlu which involves more mucous than a Ridley Scott film.

That mental image you just got? You're welcome.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 7:01 PM on June 18

Groin Squeezing Snot Spammer!
I'll be damned if it ain't right on the money.
posted by Xoebe at 7:51 PM on June 18

Grandma eating nose farmer?

Toilet hunting doodie grabber?

Yeah ok, it's funny.
posted by miss lynnster at 8:26 PM on June 18

The picture of "kebab" is actually a shawarma spit. What a bunch of wood chewing doodle campers.
posted by Burhanistan at 8:36 PM on June 18

Face Poking (HURF DURF) Butter Humper.
posted by notquitemaryann at 9:28 PM on June 18

Is it wrong that the first thing that popped into my head was "donkey raping shit eater" from South Park, which seems to have the same rhythm to it...
posted by primer_dimer at 4:20 AM on June 19