Six. Severed. Feet.

June 19, 2008 5:38 AM

Sixth severed foot found. The fifth was posted previously, fifteen posts down.
posted by whatgorilla (30 comments total)

Should've probably stayed there....
posted by Diskeater at 5:43 AM on June 19, 2008

The thrill of victory. The agony of de feet.
posted by netbros at 5:46 AM on June 19, 2008

I was waiting for the other shoe to drop.
posted by Balisong at 5:48 AM on June 19, 2008

Deleted reason: This really should have posted as a comment in the previous post.
posted by empath at 5:49 AM on June 19, 2008

Either a serial killer, smugglers or gang-related. There's not much more to say.
posted by Avenger at 5:50 AM on June 19, 2008

The fifth was posted previously, fifteen posts down.

Strange that you noticed yet still posted.
posted by splice at 5:50 AM on June 19, 2008

Deleted reason: this WAS a comment in the previous post. In fact, it was the very first comment.
posted by rokusan at 5:50 AM on June 19, 2008 [1 favorite]

THIS IS NOT METAFILTER.
posted by loquacious at 5:51 AM on June 19, 2008

Last Post!
posted by delmoi at 5:51 AM on June 19, 2008

Either a serial killer, smugglers or gang-related. There's not much more to say.

You're forgetting aliens, cannibals and transporter mishaps.
posted by JaredSeth at 5:54 AM on June 19, 2008

It's going to take some fancy footwork to solve this mystery. I bet the investigators are going to need a hand.
posted by la grande chaleur at 5:54 AM on June 19, 2008

MetaFeeter
posted by DU at 5:56 AM on June 19, 2008 [1 favorite]

This thread is toe-st
posted by Jofus at 5:57 AM on June 19, 2008

Don't be so arch, you people.
posted by jonmc at 5:58 AM on June 19, 2008

When we find the six one-footed men, we will be so close
posted by kittens for breakfast at 5:58 AM on June 19, 2008 [1 favorite]

Don't be so arch, you people.

If the shoe fits...
posted by loquacious at 5:59 AM on June 19, 2008

When we find the six one-footed men, we will be so close

Until then we're just defeated?
posted by loquacious at 6:00 AM on June 19, 2008

When we find the six one-footed men, we will be so close

Police are searching, but admit they're stumped.
posted by Jofus at 6:03 AM on June 19, 2008

Such crass punning over such a tragic story. Where are your soles, people?
posted by Spatch at 6:04 AM on June 19, 2008

DOn't be such a heel.
posted by Floydd at 6:05 AM on June 19, 2008

Police are searching, but admit they're stumped.

You seem to be limping towards something...
posted by loquacious at 6:05 AM on June 19, 2008

Six feet... hmmm.... two yards. This is clearly a threat campaign by an anti-metric group.
posted by ardgedee at 6:07 AM on June 19, 2008

I will continue to chuckle at the foot puns until the ninth foot washes up. At that point this is just not funny anymore, people.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 6:08 AM on June 19, 2008

The newest fad in body modification?
posted by blue_beetle at 6:09 AM on June 19, 2008

The perp will be some hopped-up loon.
posted by Abiezer at 6:10 AM on June 19, 2008

son of minya is my bet.
posted by sgt.serenity at 6:12 AM on June 19, 2008

It's cute when it happens on reddit, but somehow it looks like elementary school here.
posted by cashman at 6:14 AM on June 19, 2008

I'm scared. Feets, don't fail me now.
posted by fuse theorem at 6:15 AM on June 19, 2008

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA
posted by thirteenkiller at 6:15 AM on June 19, 2008

How many feet does it take to jump the shark?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:16 AM on June 19, 2008