Comments on: How much more clear can this guy make it that he does NOT want to smell your finger?

How much more clear can this guy make it that he does NOT want to smell your finger?

beaucoupkevin — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:45:02 -0800

Sorry I Missed Your Party. Pictures of other people's parties from Flickr, with commentary. (Some images NSFW.) (Via.)

By: EatTheWeak

EatTheWeak — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:56:25 -0800

I can see this blog being a powerful tool for curbing alcoholism.

By: Dave Faris

Dave Faris — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:57:40 -0800

Hooray for mean-spiritedness.

By: bicyclefish

bicyclefish — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:07:17 -0800

Great pictures. Annoying captions. Sometimes you just have to let the snark write itself.

By: everichon

everichon — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:10:40 -0800

Some of those pics are cringe-a-licious.

By: soundofsuburbia

soundofsuburbia — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:13:17 -0800

Well, yes. Anyway, in the spirit of things, here's what I consider one of my finest party photos. That's me on the right and the not-very-blushing bride is my friend Lina. Taken out of context it looks like we're fighting, but honestly, we're just screaming along to the music.

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:15:41 -0800

It's, yeah. Some good sensibility in the choice of photos; it's a nice mix, and fun to go through. The writing feels like a bad Jezebel audition or something. But the main thing is that holy shit that's awesome. If you're going to do something as stupid as beerbongery, do it right.

By: killy willy

killy willy — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:18:45 -0800

where did that bedpan come from?

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:23:18 -0800

for god's sake those aren't beer bongs. christ.

By: Slarty Bartfast

Slarty Bartfast — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:24:12 -0800

No, this is awesome. This is more fun than it should be.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:24:56 -0800

You try to pretend that it's ok that we're all humans and we all poop, but really it's not.

By: Caduceus

Caduceus — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:25:37 -0800

Poor cat.

By: lester's sock puppet

lester's sock puppet — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:29:40 -0800

sounds, it looks like you guys were practicing klingon on eachother.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:34:24 -0800

If nothing else, this blog is further proof that there are millions of Americans (possibly Canadians also) who should never ever be photographed except for government IDs.

By: Zambrano

Zambrano — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:46:06 -0800

"Pink razr phone"? I see the "iPhone" demographic all over that picture.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:49:43 -0800

The fact that I haven't been on that site yet is bewildering to me. I mean, look at me. LOOK AT ME!

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:58:54 -0800

Well, he's actually, you know, holding a pink flip-phone. I can't tell you if it's a razr or not, but, yeah.

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:01:14 -0800

Is it racist to enjoy this one? Maybe I just like the phrase "date-rape bomb."

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:02:22 -0800

Is this post a wee bit racist? Or is it me?

By: Forktine

Forktine — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:02:44 -0800

The cat photo is great. The snark about this photo is basically "ha ha, the guys are more interested in the beer and each other than the underwear girl." But if you look at the flikr photoset it comes out of, it's pretty clear that indeed, the attention is not on the underwear girl. "Ha ha you're so GAY" isn't quite as funny when, in fact, you are so gay.

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:03:09 -0800

Guess I've got my answer, then.

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:05:02 -0800

I couldn't resist.

By: Locative

Locative — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:08:51 -0800

Nice use of the "sluts" tag. And by nice, I mean shitty.

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:15:57 -0800

Is this post a wee bit racist? Or is it me? I'm rocking an "inconclusive" on that one. Daughter passed out in presence of not-passed-out young man in a party context is something I that I think qualifies as a race-neutral paternal vision of terror, but I guess the hypothetical fathers in this case could be racists.

By: DU

DU — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:22:55 -0800

Whether racist or not, it's certainly sexist.

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:24:27 -0800

Is there a version without the douchey comments? It's like watching "America's Funniest Home Videos," except if the videos were still photos, and the fart/slide whistle noises plus unfunny voiceover were replaced with some anonymous asshole insulting strangers in really crude and moronic ways.

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:25:17 -0800

Is this post a wee bit racist? Or is it me? No. It implies men are boring. It's sexist.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:28:00 -0800

Is there a version without the douchey comments? Yeah. the pics are funny, but the comments leave me with the distinct impression that this guys does this because he's the type of guy nobody would want around at a party.

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:31:01 -0800

But the main thing is that holy shit that's awesome. If you're going to do something as stupid as beerbongery, do it right. Depending on the inner diameter of the hose, how much they filled the funnel (if they didn't even fill the hose that's just incredibly lame), and whether or not they let the beer go flat, I calculated that that beer bong could range from impossible for mere humans to a mere impressive veneer. But yeah, beer bongs are pretty lame in general.

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:32:59 -0800

But yeah, beer bongs are pretty lame in general. There's always the Bierstick.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:34:26 -0800

Apparently I wasn't invited to any of those parties.

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:34:36 -0800

Yikes, I've got a lowbrow streak a mile wide, but I do not see any redeeming value in this trashy blog.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:37:06 -0800

heh. Not so much for the commentary, but the woman dancing just looked strange.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:39:14 -0800

Apparently I wasn't invited to any of those parties. Neither was the guy who wrote this blog, which explains his attitude.

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:50:59 -0800

Man, if there were one word I'd love to banish from his vocabulary, it's "sluts." It's like listening to the stereotypical basement-dwelling blogger slag on all the girls who won't talk to him because of his BO and neckbeard.

By: stupidsexyFlanders

stupidsexyFlanders — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:53:37 -0800

Can we keep "sluthammer?" I don't know what it means but I don't think I could live without it.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:53:48 -0800

He also needs to drink more.

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:55:40 -0800

Vice Magazine did this already, and better.

By: cortex

cortex — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:58:29 -0800

We can keep "sluthammer" if it turns out it's like a Norweigian word that doesn't mean anything like what you would guess.

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:00:20 -0800

We can keep "sluthammer" if it turns out it's like a Norweigian word that doesn't mean anything like what you would guess. I think it's a Dethklok song.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:01:04 -0800

It'd be better with an umlaut. over every vowel. slüthämmër.

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:01:07 -0800

I dunno, man, I went to this new smallish-chain-bar-and-grill around the corner from me last night after we played volleyball--this is a Wednesday night, in what's ostensibly a family restaurant--and there were a vast number of young ladies there who could really only be described as "sluts." Well, "skanks," maybe. Never have so many aging men been made happy by the air conditioning being set just a bit too chilly. The point is, that's a word we might need.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:04:03 -0800

there were a vast number of young ladies there who could really only be described as "sluts." did you score with any of 'em?

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:11:59 -0800

No, but I totally have a buddy who did, really, I swear.

By: josher71

josher71 — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:12:41 -0800

Well, I suppose I'm in the minority. I've been reading this blog for a few weeks now and I think the commentary is totally hilarious.

By: D.C.

D.C. — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:26:08 -0800

FWIW, if you go back through the posts it appears that the author is female (and definitely on the young/immature side).

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:32:35 -0800

No? Then how slutty could they have been? *rimshot*

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:41:53 -0800

They'd have to have been pretty slutty to be giving out rimshots.

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:03:47 -0800

No, but I totally have a buddy who did, really, I swear. Dude, high five, bra!

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:05:21 -0800

Well, good on him for ignoring our advice.

By: Caduceus

Caduceus — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:06:16 -0800

FWIW, if you go back through the posts it appears that the author is female (and definitely on the young/immature side). Well, no wonder she's not funny. But at least she's not boring.

By: tommasz

tommasz — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:34:42 -0800

I sincerely hope I never attend a party featuring bedpans.

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:53:01 -0800

Where can I get pants that describe EXACTLY the situation I'm in at the given moment? It's like they're made of some futuristic substance that works like hyper-color, but can change to describe exactly what you are doing: drinking beer and looking nuts. Except instead of BEER NUTS mine would say YOGURT BORED. Glorious.

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:21:52 -0800

There's always the Bierstick. Holy shit!

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 20:26:53 -0800

In dire situations I can open a non-twistoff with my teeth, but that's not as sexy.

By: Catfry

Catfry — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:01:13 -0800

In norwegian 'slut' means something like 'end' or '(something is) over'. It's what they put at the end of movies and books. So a sluthammer would be the hammer of finality.

By: Jofus

Jofus — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:39:27 -0800

Well, good on him for ignoring our advice. I really want to make a comment in that thread - if only to underline that I'm not the poster.

By: BlackStrapMolasses

BlackStrapMolasses — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:37:10 -0800

you know, sometimes people just create blogs to have fun, no entertain perfect strangers. Quit hating on the commentary, you just sound pretentious. It's funny, PeeDee.

By: BlackStrapMolasses

BlackStrapMolasses — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 18:38:34 -0800

*not

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:07:44 -0800

Sometimes people just party to have fun, not to entertain perfect strangers. I will high-five myself for that insightful meta-burn.

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:21:02 -0800

I would high-five you but your other hand is in the way. Fail.

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:35:01 -0800

Having been the drunken teenager at many a party, I can't find it within me to hate on other drunk teenagers. A lot of the commentary feels mean-spirited (some of it's funny though) but I have to admire a flickrsurfer who can dive in there and come out with a picture as glorious as the man with a zebra between his legs in front of the psychedelic quilt. That's a quality find right there.

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:51:03 -0800

I meant to link to this blogpost as an example of one that made me laugh. Also, if not for this blog I'd never have found this glorious picture of Morrissey. Some of the pictures lead to interesting flickr streams.