Comments on: Comments on 7265

Post number 7265

tiaka — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 12:32:10 -0800

"I started using it six weeks ago and I have made out with 11 beautiful chicks and slept with 6! This is way the best investment I ever made!" -Mike Delmaire

By: owillis

owillis — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 12:39:21 -0800

As scummy as it is, it's kinda funny that these are the folks making a go at digital publishing...

By: waxpancake

waxpancake — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 12:55:47 -0800

It reminds me of Speed Seduction.

By: fusinski

fusinski — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 12:58:35 -0800

I want the book that Lane Meyer's 12 year old brother was reading in Better Off Dead... I think it was called "How to Pick Up Trashy Women." Now that's an investment...

By: elle

elle — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 13:17:20 -0800

oh, you're there if you can get that lovely piece of ass on the front page.

By: kcalder

kcalder — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 13:30:45 -0800

I wonder why no one just makes all the content available for free online. I mean, someone must have bought the damn thing.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 13:36:17 -0800

Lovely, elle? Hm. Okay. Sure. I like that the logo for the site is an A inside a circle. The message thus being (that's right) that the finest trashy chiquitas go for anarchist dudes. Fekkin' A! Take that, jocks and rockers of the world!

By: DiplomaticImmunity

DiplomaticImmunity — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 13:52:03 -0800

Why do I smell some spam coming my way....

By: pnevares

pnevares — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 14:10:40 -0800

chicobangs: my sarcasm detector was steadily in the red while viewing elle's post. maybe i'm wrong, though.

By: kcalder

kcalder — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 14:22:58 -0800

Oooooh, a sarcasm detector. That's really useful.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 14:31:49 -0800

Yah, probly, but she (trashygurl, I mean)'s really working what she's got, gwawdblessher. And kcalder, if this valuable information actually was given away for free, on the web where any ole loser (like, say, me, not to name names) could get to it, then everyone would have it, and the guarded secrets of playboy caballeros everywhere would no longer be secrets! Then we'd all be rutting in the streets, all day, all night, and the economy would go right down the pooper! Right down there! Just like [snap] that! These pick-up secrets must stay secret! The very integrity of our social system depends on it!

By: elle

elle — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 14:49:53 -0800

just to clarify: yes, the detector was working. i didn't think there would be any question, and appearently, everyone here does think she is pretty gross. so there you go.

By: davidmsc

davidmsc — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 15:05:32 -0800

Can you imagine the poor dude that had to do the "research" for the book? I'd wager he got slapped in the face more times than all Three Stooges put together. And, yes, elle, I'm with you - if those are the kinds of "women" that you'd pick up by reading that book, then I'll feign illiteracy. And as for the Lane Meyer reference: hey, sure it worked the Badger, but then, he could build a rocket ship out of household appliances. If I could do that, then maybe I'd pick up trashy women, too (who are still probably a cut or two (or three) above the ones pictured on attractwomennow.com).

By: kindall

kindall — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 15:35:03 -0800

You know, that chick on the front page is a little trashy, but I'm sure she cleans up real nice.

By: gleemax

gleemax — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 15:53:31 -0800

If you really want to get a piece, stop surfing the Web and reading stupid books. :)

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 16:29:32 -0800

Piece of what, gleemax? I don't understand. And what are these books of which you speak? I saw something about books over on /. and now you're talking them here - is it some AYBABTU type meme thing? Could someone provide a link to one of these book-things, please?

By: kush

kush — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 16:53:00 -0800

Being french, this look to me as cheap way to exploit the despair of some clumsy (american) geeks. As you all know, we got the thing from birth and tend to scare off every girl boyfriend as we enter the house... It ain't a secret, it's just instinctive, thus can't be learn :)

By: brokosz

brokosz — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 17:06:58 -0800

Hey, are you guys done bagging on my mom now? She worked real hard to get that photoshoot for the website...

By: dhartung

dhartung — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 18:01:11 -0800

kush, a lot of Americans must be geeks, then, because stuff like this has been around for years! I think most Americans would agree that French guys have it all over them in terms of les demoiselles. But you're all smelly, unshaven, cigarette-smoking assholes, too, which balances things out. ;-)

By: Dirjy

Dirjy — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 19:56:21 -0800

RESPECT the COCK! Call now! 1-877-TAME-HER

By: kush

kush — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 23:08:18 -0800

dhartung: true, I'm an unshaven, cigarette-smoking, asshole, but I'm NOT smelly. This is a myth, we do wash (sometimes)!

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Thu, 26 Apr 2001 23:48:13 -0800

Another thing - regarding the title quote. 11 chicks in 6 weeks is not quite two a week. Which means this Delmaire character, their BIG SUCCESS STORY, the attractwomennow.com Studpuppet-Poster Buoy, is still getting no action at least five days a week. And (and!) of those eleven chicks, he's only actually gotten past first base with six. That's barely more than a 50% conversion rate, among only those women he was already necking with. So their B.S.S., Studly Whiplash Numbero Uno, is still sleeping alone six nights out of seven. YM, of course, MV, but this stats geek over here doesn't feel so bad about his own life right now.

By: PWA_BadBoy

PWA_BadBoy — Fri, 27 Apr 2001 01:00:12 -0800

Just imagine when those customer testimonials show up when a lady decides to google the man she just slept with... But I guess it wouldn't matter at that point, since they would have likely already slept with the slimy guy already anyway, right?

By: JParker

JParker — Fri, 27 Apr 2001 02:41:44 -0800

thanks for the link above (comment #2), waxpancake. I love the name Speed Seduction! Has all the romance of a hit-and-run. Makes you wonder if the women that get "speed seduced" are left standing there, dazed and wondering "who was that masked man?" and "where did my panties go?"

By: webmutant

webmutant — Fri, 27 Apr 2001 10:15:30 -0800

YM, of course, MV, but this stats geek over here doesn't feel so bad about his own life right now. Well, of course. After all, male geeks have more sex than the average Joe, remember?