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I will try not to sing on a Kia

Seekerofsplendor — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:02:21 -0800

For those still wondering what the hell Joe Cocker was singing in 1969 at Woodstock in his landmark version of "A Little Help From My Friends", this hilarious video"transcription" (with some visuals added to the footage) should help. For purists, the original unedited version here.

By: roombythelake

roombythelake — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:30:56 -0800

In Joe's defense, though, he is singing from the deck of a ship in a raging storm, in the epicenter of an earthquake, with flying objects too small to be seen on video flying toward him, and all the while being forced to power the amps and equipment for all of Woodstock using only the kinetic energy of his arms and neck. Or at least, I assume he is. That's what it looks like he's doing, anyway.

By: nonreflectiveobject

nonreflectiveobject — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:48:46 -0800

As a kid my dad always use to tell me that Joe Cocker was spastic (i.e. suffered from cerebral palsy) when he would show me this video. I just finally realized that he was joking.

By: telstar

telstar — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:52:36 -0800

Derivative of this, n'est pas?

By: loiseau

loiseau — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:02:36 -0800

I just wept. Thank you for posting this.

By: loiseau

loiseau — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:05:57 -0800

PS, he was hot back then. Probiotics changed the way I feel now!

By: Rich Smorgasbord

Rich Smorgasbord — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:29:11 -0800

Not derivative, telstar. The duck one is just the most viral one of these, up to now. There are a couple Bollywood musical numbers floating around with this treatment, too. I think this is the best one.

By: vac2003

vac2003 — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:33:51 -0800

Definitely brightened my Saturday night. Thank you!

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:37:55 -0800

Now there's a man who knew how to cover songs: bring something totally new to them. I've always respected him for that.

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:06:58 -0800

also related...

By: hincandenza

hincandenza — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:12:25 -0800

fripping (1 hour ago) Show Hide this was sort of funny but what i really want to say is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu metafilterrrrrrrrr

Oh hey- I do believe that's the comment singularity, right there.

By: effbot

effbot — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:07:11 -0800

I think this is the best one. Nah, the best one ever is this classic (from 2000 or so). Might not make much sense if you don't understand Swedish, but, as Wikipedia notices, "...the confluence of Middle Eastern music, Swedish subtitles, and inscrutable imagery entailed a bizarre (and, by most accounts, hilarious) experience."

By: Rich Smorgasbord

Rich Smorgasbord — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:31:26 -0800

I'll take your word for it, effbot. I'm just monolingual.

By: maxwelton

maxwelton — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:47:35 -0800

That hen was kind of hot.

By: bwg

bwg — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:06:05 -0800

MetaFilter: I gotta get my Fred & Wilma

By: idest

idest — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:07:31 -0800

Made me laugh loudly enough to annoy my neighbors. But I laughed intelligibly.

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:10:55 -0800

Oh my. Just having heard like, The Wonder Years theme and a few off his other recordings and never having seen the dude or his performance, I always tended to think his problem was "not enough drugs." It is now clear, however, that he erred on the other side.

By: zardoz

zardoz — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:39:54 -0800

If there's one song that I would be perfectly fine with never hearing again, it's that one. Don't get me wrong, it's a good song, and I liked it...the first two and half million times I heard it.

By: JeffK

JeffK — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:01:46 -0800

Shit. I'll never be able to watch that performance again without feeling the overwhelming urge to get a Leather for my Fred.

By: boosh

boosh — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:29:43 -0800

Derivative of this, n'est pas? Nah, they're all derivative of this, from way back in the days when the cutting edge of music piracy was high-speed dubbing to C90.

By: argybarg

argybarg — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:40:51 -0800

My parents always told me that Joe Cocker was brain-damaged from too many drugs, tsk tsk.

By: danb

danb — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:12:01 -0800

Does anyone remember a commercial (from within the last decade, say) that used this recaptioning thing on Louie Louie? It was just white words on a black background, if I remember correctly. I also think it started with "dum dum dum / dum dum / dum dum dum / dum dum" over the chords. "Mait for knee" might have been in there somewhere. Bah. I've been trying to find it for years.

By: Herodios

Herodios — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:24:38 -0800

Brilliant on top of brilliant. I'm with Flapjax, this was one of the best covers ever, and the editing, while hilarious, shows how unimportant the specific words can be in rock music, especially live. I'm assuming the inspiration for these sub-titled re-edits is the Irrational . Exuberence re-edit of Yatta!

By: rokusan

rokusan — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:33:12 -0800

way back in the days when the cutting edge of music piracy was high-speed dubbing to C90. Oh, man. I spent way way way too much time labeling all my cassette tapes with track listings and such. I'd only use the tiniest pen, a drafting pen I bought just for that purpose, in order to cram every detail onto the little cassette insert. I'm glad I don't waste time doing that now. Today I only tag MP3s for hours and hours.

By: wsg

wsg — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:37:22 -0800

"Now there's a man who knew how to cover songs: bring something totally new to them. I've always respected him for that." The great Leon Russell was Cocker's band leader/arranger back then and I'm sure this was Russell's arrangement. Cocker's a great singer, but I don't know if he would have gotten where he is today without Russell at the helm during those early days of his career.

By: effbot

effbot — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:47:33 -0800

I'm assuming the inspiration for these sub-titled re-edits is the Irrational . Exuberence re-edit of Yatta! Oh, I don't know. We've already posted prior art from 2000 and from the eighties, so I'm not sure an animutation of a parody song from 2001 really counts. (as for the Maxell thing, note that Dylan used intentional (?) errors on cue cards back in 1965, in the "music video" for Subterranean Homesick Blues. There are no entirely new ideas...)

By: Devils Rancher

Devils Rancher — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 09:58:48 -0800

I've got tears streaming down my face from laughter at the "reinterpretation" of the lyrics-- fantastically done. This despite the fact that I would never slight Joe Cocker for kicking the almighty god ass at Woodstock. Additional props to his brilliant backup band, whoever they were. (gotta look that up, I suppose.) You know, Woodstock was a singular event, not just because it was the first of its kind, or that it was so massive, or that it was the apex of an era, but also because most of the talent onstage performed BRILLIANTLY. I know the classic movie is edited down from 3 days to two hours, but dayum -- Richie Havens, Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner, Crosby Stills & Nash playing their FIRST SHOW AS A BAND, Santana doing Soul Sacrifice SHIIIII... The performances were up to par wit the history of the event. it puts me in capslock mode thinking about it.

By: Slarty Bartfast

Slarty Bartfast — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:16:50 -0800

Yep, this was the best one. Many of these, particularly the Bollywood ones are pretty lazy about their "translation" but this one was completely spot on. I really believe this is what Joe Cocker intended to sing. Additionally, every time I see this clip I am astounded at the size of the balls Cocker had to have had to put on this performance. Drugs or not, intelligible or not, that is a man who did *not* hold back that day. You know, Woodstock was a singular event, not just because it was the first of its kind, or that it was so massive, or that it was the apex of an era, but also because most of the talent onstage performed BRILLIANTLY. Quoted for truth. It's hard to reflect on Woodstock for what it was without all kinds of icky cultural associations. I generally hate the strain of hippiedom that grew out of Woodstock and it is *the most* over played music in all of popular culture but it is seriously worth 3 hours of everyone's life to see the movie which does a pretty good job of documenting what Woodstock really was -- a really great fucking rock concert (Sha Na Na notwithstanding).

By: Slarty Bartfast

Slarty Bartfast — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:18:51 -0800

heh, balls...Cocker....

By: symbioid

symbioid — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:36:08 -0800

Heh, I was reminded of the Temperature (by Sean Paul) translation, personally. So, there should be some central repository for these things. There should be a *name* for this thing, in fact.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:27:29 -0800

I wanted to link to this thread the clip of John Belushi and Joe Cocker singing "Feelin' Alright" together back in the early (great) days of Saturday Night Live. However, I can't find a working link to it, because of all that legal baldercarp. I always assumed he had cerebral palsy too. That's what I was told when I was a kid. I remember when I was five thinking how cool it must be to have cerebral palsy and to have an excuse to act like that whenever you wanted. My parents would call me "rambunctious" and I'd be like "no I got Surpal Balzy!" The excuse didn't fly with them. May your god bless you and keep you Mister Cocker. Thank you for putting smiles on the worlds' faces, even still today. You were, are, and forever will be, the epitome of rock. .

By: effbot

effbot — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:00:36 -0800

There should be a *name* for this thing, in fact. Mondegreen videos? Or, for the hipper crowd, Soramimis? In Swedish, they're known as "Turkhits" (not sure that label works well for the Cocker video, though).

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:25:19 -0800

My favorite part of the entire Woodstock film is the splitscreen bit where you see Joe Cocker playing air bass next to the actual bass player playing actual bass and Cocker is doing all the fingering right.

By: DreamerFi

DreamerFi — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:28:28 -0800

Belushi doing a Joe Cocker has always been brilliant, part of the best SNL ever. Unfortunately, the only Joe Cocker interpretation by Belushi I can find is this.

By: Devils Rancher

Devils Rancher — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:28:36 -0800

Unfortunately, the only Joe Cocker interpretation by Belushi I can find is this. Fucking brilliant.

By: imperium

imperium — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:50:30 -0800

Hey, ZachsMind, you know he's still touring, and not quite yet in need of a full stop? (link to specific "page" of Cocker's flashtastic site not included for obvious reason)

By: 23skidoo

23skidoo — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:29:07 -0800

There should be a *name* for this thing, in fact. From this thread, I learned that lots of people on youtube were calling them "interpretations". Twigadee!

By: DaDaDaDave

DaDaDaDave — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:59:05 -0800

Mondegreen videos? Mondegreenscreens?

By: bonefish

bonefish — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:09:06 -0800

I'm sure this was Russell's arrangement. Actually no, Russell didn't come on board until Mad Dogs & Englishmen. The arrangement in question is via Joe's original group The Grease Band, and on record features guitar by Jimmy Page!

By: liza

liza — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:13:11 -0800

THAT WAS FULL OF WIIIIIIN!

By: treepour

treepour — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:08:43 -0800

That was great -- I laughed so hard I think it counted as my workout for the day. There should be a *name* for this thing, in fact Homophonic transliteration?

By: acetonic

acetonic — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:11:23 -0800

This was the only time I have ever voluntarily sat through an entire Joe Cocker song. I never liked his "singing" but his butchery of this song, particularly, makes me ill. At least now, if I'm ever trapped in a vehicle with this playing, I will have some amusing memories to carry me through. Thanks!

By: Nick Verstayne

Nick Verstayne — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:14:52 -0800

I'm frolicking in the awesomeness of this.

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:20:09 -0800

I never liked his "singing" but his butchery of this song, particularly, makes me ill. *Is stunned*

By: ukdanae

ukdanae — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:05:41 -0800

I managed not to laugh until the turban part. Genius.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 19:17:19 -0800

Joe Cocker is still alive? ...Of course I knew that! What, you think I'm daft or something? [insert image of cat walking into a glass patio window and then behaving as if it didn't.] AceTonic: "I never liked his "singing" but his butchery of this song, particularly, makes me ill." ShakesPherian: "*Is stunned*" ZachsMind: Is also stunned, but it may be the patio window doing it.

By: DanielDManiel

DanielDManiel — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:00:09 -0800

Unfortunately, the only Joe Cocker interpretation by Belushi I can find is this. Here are more

By: dirigibleman

dirigibleman — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:33:10 -0800

Honestly, I love this song. But I can't even understand what he's saying when he talks! Something about fucking an octopus... with your... toenail? Pinky? WTF?

By: dobbs

dobbs — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:35:13 -0800

One of my least favorite songs. The Cocker version is the only one I can stand.

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:37:46 -0800

One of my least favorite songs. The Cocker version is the only one I can stand. You need, uh, a little help from your friends.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:29:51 -0800

The Cocker version is the only one I can stand. You know, it was a masterstroke on Joe Cocker's part to turn a rather plodding 4/4 tune with a fairly boring melody into a swaying, ecstatic R&B waltz brimming over with soul.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:33:18 -0800

And also, think about it: the instances of cover versions that change the time signature of the original are surely few and far between. Matter of fact, right off the top of my head, I can only think of one other... and not a successful one like Cocker's. Y'know, I'd like to know what other time-signature-change covers are out there. I'm gonna Ask MeFi.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:55:50 -0800

So, if y'all know of any other number-cruncher covers out there, head over to AskMe, ok?

By: lupus_yonderboy

lupus_yonderboy — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:39:00 -0800

"butchery" My, my. I'm a huge fan of the original and I remember being taken aback by this version, but wow, that's one of the great covers of all time. I didn't really laugh at the captioned version, it was sorta funny but.... well.... not very funny.

By: DreamerFi

DreamerFi — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:49:47 -0800

Awesome, DanielDManiel - those were exactly the two I had in mind when I was searching the tube.

By: loiseau

loiseau — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:59:10 -0800

I love covers like this -- that actually bring new feeling to the song, or reinterpret it -- instead of covers like No Doubt doing Talk Talk's "It's My Life" in a manner nearly indistinguishable from the original. (I think bands should keep that kind of thing for the second encore or the practice room.)

By: Marie Mon Dieu

Marie Mon Dieu — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:13:52 -0800

One of my close friends was involved with Micheal Wadleigh back in the day (he was also a film maker). Wadleigh told him he was going off to film some rock documentary up in the country New York in the country - and invited my friend to be involved - and my friend (who was also a camera man for Merv Griffin at one time and was offered a high-level job at a new show called Jeopardy, which he turned down to make films) said, "nah, I'm going down to Mexico to film there." Of course he kicked himself when he got invited to the Oscars for the thing. He's got stories of filming Barbra Streisand and Aretha Franklin, as well as Bobby Kennedy. I'm always trying to get him to let me write his autobiography, those guys did some groundbreaking work in film styles back then.

By: jquinby

jquinby — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:30:46 -0800

That was funny as hell. Brilliant stuff.

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:19:52 -0800

The captions weren't particularly funny. But the footage of Cocker was hilarious.

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 08:49:20 -0800

Joe Cocker is still alive? Funny story. Those of you who saw the movie "Across the Universe" may recall that Joe Cocker sings "Come Together" during the scene in which the protagonist moves to the Village. Well, all of exterior shots of the "The Village" were actually filmed in the Lower East Side - right in front of where I used to live, at the corner of Clinton and Rivington streets. The production company had, over a period of weeks, turned my neighborhood into Julia Taymor's version of The Village Of The 60s. This meant covering the buildings with psychedelic murals (a couple of which actually kept theirs after the film was done shooting), re-doing store fronts (including one Bodega which they turned into the "Psychedelicatessen", which actually existed in SF and not NYC), and putting up hilariously impossible street signs (like the one announcing the corner of Rivington st. and St. Marks Place). In any case, I took off work one day to hang around and watch them shoot. After seeing their neighborhood turned upside-down, a crowd of neighborhood people had turned out to watch the filming. While they were shooting the scene where Cocker sings "Come Together," an older black lady near me turned to her friend and said, "Look, they even brought out a smelly old hippie!" I couldn't help but think to myself, "god, I love my neighborhood!"

By: dylanjames

dylanjames — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:06:11 -0800

one thing I appreciate about mefi is that when searching for the origin of a movement, the community leaps way past the obvious "Hey, Wired posted an article about this guy, buffalax, doing hilarious stuff to a Hindi version of "Thriller" (YT) waay back in 2007. Sheesh, I'm half-expecting somebody to find an instance of it being done in an obscure media format to folk music in the 1920's. Wired (and Mr. Sutton) have the temerity to suggest this process be called being "buffalaxed"

By: RokkitNite

RokkitNite — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:37:03 -0800

This is my personal, blasphemous favourite. And this one is kind of the same concept in reverse.

By: wsg

wsg — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:46:02 -0800

"Actually no, Russell didn't come on board until Mad Dogs & Englishmen. The arrangement in question is via Joe's original group The Grease Band, and on record features guitar by Jimmy Page." I stand corrected and appropriately bow down to bonefish's masterful rock trivia expertise.

By: eritain

eritain — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:34:44 -0800

Flagged as fantastic. I do think Joe Cocker proves the point made in "Hatten_är_din": Man kan knarka och hamna i TV (see Wikipedia for translation).