Comments on: Just imagine what it could do with a pop tart.

Just imagine what it could do with a pop tart.

Afroblanco — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:20:00 -0800

"Using the power generated by a high-pressure CO2 gas system and mechanical ram, Yauner managed to get his toast to pop up about seven feet into the air—which was enough to set the record." The Moaster is the highest-popping toaster in the world. Video evidence is provided.

By: DU

DU — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:46:22 -0800

In all seriousness, the state of toaster technology is incredibly sub-optimal. Major problems include:

Crumbs
Outside of toaster hot to touch
Counter space (why not a fold-out/down model?)
Reproducible results, i.e. the 1st piece of toast and the 8th should come out the same color with the same settings

By: DU

DU — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:48:35 -0800

(Also, even knowing what was going to happen, I still LOLed @ the video)

By: lekvar

lekvar — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:13:10 -0800

I never realized before that all my life I've been in need of something called "The Moaster."

By: ddaavviidd

ddaavviidd — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:18:57 -0800

Let's see how it handles bagels

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:19:20 -0800

I was just working on a post for this! It's part of Yauner's "Because We Can" series. I like The Fastest Clock in the World. I also like the stick figure that gets tired of just standing there.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:23:17 -0800

Pull!

By: DU

DU — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:24:27 -0800

Let's see how it handles bagels This is an insufficiently ambitious vision. How about bacon? Launched directly onto my plate, or better into my mouth, from the toaster? ..."Because We Can" series... Whoa, I like this. I saw the fast clock over on Make's blog but I didn't know there was a whole thing.

By: cowbellemoo

cowbellemoo — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:33:41 -0800

Flying Toast

By: pracowity

pracowity — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:37:51 -0800

the state of toaster technology is incredibly sub-optimal Not if you have money. A really good toaster just costs a bit. If you want a more traditional model, a 4-slice Hobart will do the job for a little over 900 USD. If you're apt to have a few guests for breakfast, try the Roundup VCT-25 Vertical Contact Toaster. It makes 2,800 slices per hour and costs about 1150 USD. They aren't small, but toast is more important than counter space. Anyway, there are limits to toaster smallitude.

By: Guy_Inamonkeysuit

Guy_Inamonkeysuit — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:40:05 -0800

Cracking toast, Gromit!

By: Guy_Inamonkeysuit

Guy_Inamonkeysuit — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:45:08 -0800

Powdered... Toast... Man!!

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:53:14 -0800

The Final Cylon has revealed itself at last...

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:54:57 -0800

7 feet? I can throw toast farther than that. With my toes. Springs, man. Mechanical ram? CO2 powered? BIG ASS SPRINGS, OK? A piece of toast weighs only a few grams. What you need is massive acceleration and exit velocity, not the repurposed innards of an aircraft carrier launch rail. Big fuckoff springs, man. If you throw slices of bread through atmosphere fast enough it toasts itself!

By: tommasz

tommasz — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:04:02 -0800

I'm with loquacious, 7 feet hardly seems impressive. Really big springs and strawberry Pop Tarts, now that would be awesome.

By: StickyCarpet

StickyCarpet — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:16:27 -0800

You've touched on a family legend here. My grandfather was a scientist and inventor, with a full machine shop and laboratory in his basement. He would fix those clocks that only needed winding once every ten years. When his neighbor asked if he could fix a toaster, you guessed it, the toast shot out.

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:38:08 -0800

Ceiling toast is watching you marmalade. "In all seriousness, the state of toaster technology is incredibly sub-optimal." There's this and this.

By: Kabanos

Kabanos — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:49:15 -0800

Major problems include: Reproducible results, i.e. the 1st piece of toast and the 8th should come out the same color with the same settings I want a good quality halftone with adjustable screen angles.

By: splice

splice — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:49:37 -0800

There's this Looks kind of neat. Wait a minute... Inventables, the design company behind this masterpiece, says that currently the glass doesn't get hot enough to toast bread, but maybe in the future. Great. I just love conceptual design.

By: stenseng

stenseng — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:29:22 -0800

Where is my 512px x 512px image uploadable dot matrix toast printer??? WHERE?

By: 7segment

7segment — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:23:58 -0800

Where is my 512px x 512px image uploadable dot matrix toast printer??? WHERE? Right here.

By: Stunt

Stunt — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:32:33 -0800

Oh what the hell. Rapid prototyping printers are a reality now, and are even attainable by individuals (although not cheaply). Yet, you still can't make me a clear toaster that's anything more than a conceptual design? I've seen commercials, I know that if I had some quantity of money I could purchase a stove that would boil a huge ol' pot of water in 90 seconds. Yet I still have to wait several minutes for toast, and getting it to come out right is a grueling art form. This is not the future. What the fuck, science.

By: DU

DU — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:44:48 -0800

There's this and this. I love them, but my complaints are about function, not form. Do these toasters actually work better than current toasters?

By: Sam.Burdick

Sam.Burdick — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:57:48 -0800

I can see this thing imbedding a bagel into a damp ceiling tile at 10 paces. B.S. Johnson's toaster oven. NOTE: do NOT toast dwarf bread inside! (with apologies to Terry Pratchett)