Ryanair and its very friendly skies
June 26, 2008 11:09 AM   Subscribe

Business Class and sexual favors anyone?
posted by dov3 (8 comments total)

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Yes please.
posted by Debaser626 at 11:13 AM on June 26, 2008


ME!
But oral is so de trop.
posted by dawson at 11:13 AM on June 26, 2008


Fuck yea! I hope that cunnilingus is available too, or else this whole thing would seem vaguely sexist.
posted by Mister_A at 11:15 AM on June 26, 2008


Cum, fly the friendly skies.
posted by wabbittwax at 11:16 AM on June 26, 2008 [1 favorite]


Unfortunately my fear of flying is so great that I'd be in no position to even appreciate the perk. If they start offering All-You-Can-Eat Xanax in Business Class I'm there.
posted by The Gooch at 11:16 AM on June 26, 2008


No German equivalent to "blowjob"? I'm sure the translator could have gotten creative.
posted by demiurge at 11:16 AM on June 26, 2008


Go back to FARK...
posted by autodidact at 11:16 AM on June 26, 2008 [1 favorite]


It's Ryanair. You'll probably get bumped to a handjob at the last minute and they'll make you bring your own tissues.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 11:21 AM on June 26, 2008 [3 favorites]


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