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A website that updates on every 'Supermodels' current work (via joseph likes)
posted by sgt.serenity (51 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite
 
Methinks thou dost require a headline.
posted by pyrex at 5:25 PM on July 2, 2008


i would have said it was a fairly exhaustive list, but I'm rather tired.
(boom ! boom !)
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:27 PM on July 2, 2008


I notice that plus size supermodels are conspicuously absent.
posted by jonmc at 5:28 PM on July 2, 2008


That's neat to see all the covers on one page. So many vogues.
posted by smackfu at 5:30 PM on July 2, 2008


Methinks thou dost require a headline.

Shakespeares clowns were never funny, ever.

and get the fucking pentameter right.
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:31 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


When I hear the word "supermodels" I can't help but think of the delightful Edna Mode, who was, of course, the fashion designer from Pixar's excellent The Incredibles:

"Supermodels? Hmmmph! Nothing super about them! Little stick figures with poofy lips! I used to design for gods!"
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:32 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


and get the fucking pentameter right.

I imagine you saying that very serenely, sarge.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:34 PM on July 2, 2008


Shakespeares clowns were never funny, ever.

His human cannonballs, however, were a hoot and a half.
posted by jonmc at 5:36 PM on July 2, 2008


See here.

Plus size supermodels don't really exist. Also, the term "supermodel" refers to an outdated concept, the best of today's models can be seen in these lists.
posted by fire&wings at 5:37 PM on July 2, 2008


Methinks thou dost require a headline.

///

Shakespeares clowns were never funny, ever.

and get the fucking pentameter right.



- zing




I notice that plus size supermodels are conspicuously absent.

"Plus-size supermodels" exist only in the minds of the PC.
posted by Zambrano at 5:38 PM on July 2, 2008


I imagine you saying that very serenely, sarge

it scans well though : )
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:38 PM on July 2, 2008



Methinks thou dost require a headline.


Don't talk like this, or you'll lure all those people to the thread who post on AskMe saying "get thee to a doctor" or "get thee to a therapist", which makes me want to kill them.

I have no opinion about supermodels.
posted by game warden to the events rhino at 5:40 PM on July 2, 2008


"Plus-size supermodels" exist only in the minds of the PC.

I am the least PC man on the fucking planet, sir, but as a wise man once said "only a dog wants a bone."
posted by jonmc at 5:46 PM on July 2, 2008 [7 favorites]


OH THANK GOD!!!

Finally, a use for the Internet.
posted by mattoxic at 5:47 PM on July 2, 2008


I don't get it. Nobody's naked. WTF?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 5:52 PM on July 2, 2008


Is there anything the internet can't do?
posted by marxchivist at 6:10 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


It can't get next to you, babe, it can't get next to you...
posted by jonmc at 6:13 PM on July 2, 2008 [2 favorites]



I am the least PC man on the fucking planet, sir, but as a wise man once said "only a dog wants a bone."

Amen
posted by nola at 6:13 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


I need vital statistics. "Strength Of Throwing Arm", "Sharpness Of Nails", "Diva Percentiles", "Adversity To Cameras Despite Making A Living By Getting Their Pictures Taken", "Tantrum Potential", "BAR", etc.
posted by turgid dahlia at 6:37 PM on July 2, 2008



Then just call me "Fido".
posted by Zambrano at 6:41 PM on July 2, 2008 [3 favorites]


Conspicuously missing Alessandra Ambrosio
posted by Xoebe at 6:41 PM on July 2, 2008


Don't talk like this, or you'll lure all those people to the thread who post on AskMe saying "get thee to a doctor" or "get thee to a therapist", which makes me want to kill them. I have no opinion about supermodels.

I think you nailed it. From the press most of this girls get, a doctor and a therapist sounds about right.

Also this was a pretty weak FPP. Some guys' magazine clippings of models? Am I missing something?
posted by rokusan at 6:45 PM on July 2, 2008


I bet I saw 57 tits on that page.

obscure?
posted by Senator at 6:58 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


I've been trying to recall the name of a model for days- she's very androgynous looking, looks to be of Latin descent, short hair. Can anyone think of who I'm talking about? I'm browsing the list at models.com to see if I can find her...
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:19 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


Ah ha! I found her. Omahyra Mota.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:28 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


Supermodel (apostrophe) s goddammit! "Every supermodel" is singular. Apostrophe s denotes ownership.

Also, you forgot a verb.

A website that posts updates on every "supermodel's" current work.

Arrrrrgh!!!
posted by Brodiggitty at 7:29 PM on July 2, 2008


So there's his girl for O!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:30 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


Huh. What a cool idea for a website.
posted by Stynxno at 7:33 PM on July 2, 2008


Also, you forgot a verb.

"update" is a verb.
posted by nomis at 8:01 PM on July 2, 2008


the best of today's models can be seen in these lists
I'm creeped out that for most of them, it says "This model has not moved in the past week." I know there's pressure to stay thin, but that's too much.
posted by lukemeister at 8:14 PM on July 2, 2008 [2 favorites]


so this was a pretty weak FPP. Some guys' magazine clippings of models? Am I missing something?

My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space ?
posted by sgt.serenity at 8:22 PM on July 2, 2008


Oh great, another thread for the mens to puff up their chests and hate on skinny women. They're not real women! They must all be anorexic bacon-haters to maintain that hideousness! They're like a dog bone, only not the nummy kind with the meat on it! They are not fit for my intercourse!

...sprinkle in a few OTHER men responding with PLUS SIZE MODELS HURF DURF BUTTER EATER NOT FIT FOR MY INTERCOURSE! and stir vigorously.....


...consume in one furtive gulp....throwing it all back up again is optional, depending on whether you're into the whole binge-purge cycle, or just the binge part.
posted by availablelight at 8:28 PM on July 2, 2008


and get the fucking pentameter right.


Don't the Shakespearean clowns usually speak in prose?

/nerd
posted by HeroZero at 8:28 PM on July 2, 2008


the best of today's models can be seen in these lists.

Huh. Well I checked out the "Top 50 women" and I was surprised that so many of them had... character.

Then I checked out the "Top 25 sexiest [women]" and found them almost entirely characterless.

I wonder what that means. Maybe it's just me.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 8:32 PM on July 2, 2008


Maybe being a supermodel isn't that great of a life, though.
posted by nyxxxx at 8:41 PM on July 2, 2008


A tale told by a butter-eater, full of hurf and durf, signifying nothing.
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 8:41 PM on July 2, 2008 [8 favorites]


Though investigators found no suicide note, catwalker Ruslana Korshunova left long messages describing how she missed her home and family
posted by BrotherCaine at 9:18 PM on July 2, 2008


I guess this is the place to confess one of my deepest shames: I, amyms, am a fan of "America's Next Top Model." I have no idea why, but when they show it in marathon-form in reruns on MTV, I can't tear myself away.
posted by amyms at 9:31 PM on July 2, 2008


trainwreck.
posted by doublesix at 9:52 PM on July 2, 2008


I guess this is the place to confess one of my deepest shames: I, amyms, am a fan of "America's Next Top Model."

*removes amyms from contacts, out of excruciating embarrassment*
posted by flapjax at midnite at 10:02 PM on July 2, 2008


*removes amyms from contacts, out of excruciating embarrassment*

Fine! Be that way! Like I wanted to be associated with a guy named after a breakfast food! Hmmph!
posted by amyms at 10:08 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


Hewy, c'mon! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! Now, lemme make ya some eggs, okay? Fried? Poached? Scrambled?

Omelette?
posted by flapjax at midnite at 11:18 PM on July 2, 2008


The FPP title is "title"? Is that intended as postmodern irony?
posted by MythMaker at 2:59 AM on July 3, 2008


amyms: I must confess - the first person I looked for in this was Elyse Sewell. As she's not in there, I must conclude the site is crap. Boo!

availablelight: Never forget, there's a difference between a toilet and a bowl of cornflakes.
posted by Sparx at 3:30 AM on July 3, 2008


The FPP title is "title"? Is that intended as postmodern irony?

Clearly you aren't hip enough to understand if you have to ask. Poseur.
posted by Pollomacho at 4:34 AM on July 3, 2008 [1 favorite]


this website is useless without telephone numbers.
posted by darkripper at 6:31 AM on July 3, 2008


The FPP title is "title"? Is that intended as postmodern irony?

I think it has a nice Repo Man feel to it.
posted by tommasz at 7:56 AM on July 3, 2008 [1 favorite]


By "current work" I was hoping to find some sangfroid by looking at photos of former supermodels now working at Burger King. I was disappointed.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 7:57 AM on July 3, 2008


comment.
posted by m0nm0n at 10:09 AM on July 3, 2008 [1 favorite]


Tommasz, you must have a black text with white background CSS style sheet.
posted by BrotherCaine at 6:34 PM on July 3, 2008


nadja was always my favorite....
posted by sexyrobot at 9:03 PM on July 3, 2008


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