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sgt.serenity — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:22:41 -0800

A website that updates on every 'Supermodels' current work (via joseph likes)

By: pyrex

pyrex — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:25:51 -0800

Methinks thou dost require a headline.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:27:54 -0800

i would have said it was a fairly exhaustive list, but I'm rather tired. (boom ! boom !)

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:28:10 -0800

I notice that plus size supermodels are conspicuously absent.

By: smackfu

smackfu — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:30:33 -0800

That's neat to see all the covers on one page. So many vogues.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:31:26 -0800

Methinks thou dost require a headline. Shakespeares clowns were never funny, ever. and get the fucking pentameter right.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:32:59 -0800

When I hear the word "supermodels" I can't help but think of the delightful Edna Mode, who was, of course, the fashion designer from Pixar's excellent The Incredibles: "Supermodels? Hmmmph! Nothing super about them! Little stick figures with poofy lips! I used to design for gods!"

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:34:36 -0800

and get the fucking pentameter right. I imagine you saying that very serenely, sarge.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:36:28 -0800

Shakespeares clowns were never funny, ever. His human cannonballs, however, were a hoot and a half.

By: fire&wings

fire&wings — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:37:14 -0800

See here. Plus size supermodels don't really exist. Also, the term "supermodel" refers to an outdated concept, the best of today's models can be seen in these lists.

By: Zambrano

Zambrano — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:38:22 -0800

Methinks thou dost require a headline. /// Shakespeares clowns were never funny, ever. and get the fucking pentameter right. - zing I notice that plus size supermodels are conspicuously absent. "Plus-size supermodels" exist only in the minds of the PC.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:38:28 -0800

I imagine you saying that very serenely, sarge it scans well though : )

By: game warden to the events rhino

game warden to the events rhino — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:40:48 -0800

Methinks thou dost require a headline. Don't talk like this, or you'll lure all those people to the thread who post on AskMe saying "get thee to a doctor" or "get thee to a therapist", which makes me want to kill them. I have no opinion about supermodels.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:46:12 -0800

"Plus-size supermodels" exist only in the minds of the PC. I am the least PC man on the fucking planet, sir, but as a wise man once said "only a dog wants a bone."

By: mattoxic

mattoxic — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:47:12 -0800

OH THANK GOD!!! Finally, a use for the Internet.

By: Cool Papa Bell

Cool Papa Bell — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:52:09 -0800

I don't get it. Nobody's naked. WTF?

By: marxchivist

marxchivist — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:10:24 -0800

Is there anything the internet can't do?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:13:17 -0800

It can't get next to you, babe, it can't get next to you...

By: nola

nola — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:13:36 -0800

I am the least PC man on the fucking planet, sir, but as a wise man once said "only a dog wants a bone." Amen

By: turgid dahlia

turgid dahlia — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:37:43 -0800

I need vital statistics. "Strength Of Throwing Arm", "Sharpness Of Nails", "Diva Percentiles", "Adversity To Cameras Despite Making A Living By Getting Their Pictures Taken", "Tantrum Potential", "BAR", etc.

By: Zambrano

Zambrano — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:41:37 -0800

Then just call me "Fido".

By: Xoebe

Xoebe — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:41:51 -0800

Conspicuously missing Alessandra Ambrosio

By: rokusan

rokusan — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:45:21 -0800

Don't talk like this, or you'll lure all those people to the thread who post on AskMe saying "get thee to a doctor" or "get thee to a therapist", which makes me want to kill them. I have no opinion about supermodels. I think you nailed it. From the press most of this girls get, a doctor and a therapist sounds about right. Also this was a pretty weak FPP. Some guys' magazine clippings of models? Am I missing something?

By: Senator

Senator — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:58:09 -0800

I bet I saw 57 tits on that page. obscure?

By: ThePinkSuperhero

ThePinkSuperhero — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:19:59 -0800

I've been trying to recall the name of a model for days- she's very androgynous looking, looks to be of Latin descent, short hair. Can anyone think of who I'm talking about? I'm browsing the list at models.com to see if I can find her...

By: ThePinkSuperhero

ThePinkSuperhero — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:28:54 -0800

Ah ha! I found her. Omahyra Mota.

By: Brodiggitty

Brodiggitty — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:29:08 -0800

Supermodel (apostrophe) s goddammit! "Every supermodel" is singular. Apostrophe s denotes ownership. Also, you forgot a verb. A website that posts updates on every "supermodel's" current work. Arrrrrgh!!!

By: ThePinkSuperhero

ThePinkSuperhero — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:30:36 -0800

So there's his girl for O!

By: Stynxno

Stynxno — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:33:55 -0800

Huh. What a cool idea for a website.

By: nomis

nomis — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:01:23 -0800

Also, you forgot a verb. "update" is a verb.

By: lukemeister

lukemeister — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:14:30 -0800

the best of today's models can be seen in these lists I'm creeped out that for most of them, it says "This model has not moved in the past week." I know there's pressure to stay thin, but that's too much.

By: sgt.serenity

sgt.serenity — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:22:48 -0800

so this was a pretty weak FPP. Some guys' magazine clippings of models? Am I missing something? My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space ?

By: availablelight

availablelight — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:28:18 -0800

Oh great, another thread for the mens to puff up their chests and hate on skinny women. They're not real women! They must all be anorexic bacon-haters to maintain that hideousness! They're like a dog bone, only not the nummy kind with the meat on it! They are not fit for my intercourse! ...sprinkle in a few OTHER men responding with PLUS SIZE MODELS HURF DURF BUTTER EATER NOT FIT FOR MY INTERCOURSE! and stir vigorously..... ...consume in one furtive gulp....throwing it all back up again is optional, depending on whether you're into the whole binge-purge cycle, or just the binge part.

By: HeroZero

HeroZero — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:28:37 -0800

and get the fucking pentameter right. Don't the Shakespearean clowns usually speak in prose? /nerd

By: Durn Bronzefist

Durn Bronzefist — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:32:32 -0800

the best of today's models can be seen in these lists. Huh. Well I checked out the "Top 50 women" and I was surprised that so many of them had... character. Then I checked out the "Top 25 sexiest [women]" and found them almost entirely characterless. I wonder what that means. Maybe it's just me.

By: nyxxxx

nyxxxx — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:41:27 -0800

Maybe being a supermodel isn't that great of a life, though.

By: Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America

Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:41:57 -0800

A tale told by a butter-eater, full of hurf and durf, signifying nothing.

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:18:39 -0800

Though investigators found no suicide note, catwalker Ruslana Korshunova left long messages describing how she missed her home and family

By: amyms

amyms — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:31:44 -0800

I guess this is the place to confess one of my deepest shames: I, amyms, am a fan of "America's Next Top Model." I have no idea why, but when they show it in marathon-form in reruns on MTV, I can't tear myself away.

By: doublesix

doublesix — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:52:30 -0800

trainwreck.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:02:53 -0800

I guess this is the place to confess one of my deepest shames: I, amyms, am a fan of "America's Next Top Model." *removes amyms from contacts, out of excruciating embarrassment*

By: amyms

amyms — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:08:57 -0800

*removes amyms from contacts, out of excruciating embarrassment* Fine! Be that way! Like I wanted to be associated with a guy named after a breakfast food! Hmmph!

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:18:34 -0800

Hewy, c'mon! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! Now, lemme make ya some eggs, okay? Fried? Poached? Scrambled? Omelette?

By: MythMaker

MythMaker — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:59:46 -0800

The FPP title is "title"? Is that intended as postmodern irony?

By: Sparx

Sparx — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 03:30:58 -0800

amyms: I must confess - the first person I looked for in this was Elyse Sewell. As she's not in there, I must conclude the site is crap. Boo! availablelight: Never forget, there's a difference between a toilet and a bowl of cornflakes.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:34:00 -0800

The FPP title is "title"? Is that intended as postmodern irony? Clearly you aren't hip enough to understand if you have to ask. Poseur.

By: darkripper

darkripper — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:31:04 -0800

this website is useless without telephone numbers.

By: tommasz

tommasz — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:56:06 -0800

The FPP title is "title"? Is that intended as postmodern irony? I think it has a nice Repo Man feel to it.

By: dances_with_sneetches

dances_with_sneetches — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:57:31 -0800

By "current work" I was hoping to find some sangfroid by looking at photos of former supermodels now working at Burger King. I was disappointed.

By: m0nm0n

m0nm0n — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:09:13 -0800

comment.

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:34:09 -0800

Tommasz, you must have a black text with white background CSS style sheet.

By: sexyrobot

sexyrobot — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:03:50 -0800

nadja was always my favorite....