Headless Hitler! (but they saved his brain...)
July 13, 2008 5:05 AM   Subscribe

Madame Tussaud's chain of wax museums has just opened a branch in Berlin, where resides a replica of none other than ol' Adolf. Yeah, that one. So, the museum's second visitor, yup, visitor number two, beheaded Hitler. So, any other Hitler news, you're no doubt wondering? Why, yes, over in Linz, Austria (just a stone's throw from Adolf's birthplace), they've just removed a sculpture of Aphrodite, upon learning that it was a gift from der Führer.
posted by flapjax at midnite (12 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: and when i lean my head against the frosted shower stall / i see the broken figure silhouetted on the wall -- cortex



 
(I think the second link may be borked: this works.)
posted by ~ at 5:22 AM on July 13, 2008


Learning from past mistakes is difficult when history is being erased, don'cha think?
posted by SilverTail at 5:23 AM on July 13, 2008


You know who else had his head torn off - at least twice, now?
posted by yhbc at 5:29 AM on July 13, 2008


I'm puzzled. How in the heck can I possibly Godwin this thread?
posted by beelzbubba at 5:31 AM on July 13, 2008 [1 favorite]


Ah, hell... sorry about the double, or triple, or whatever it was...
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:36 AM on July 13, 2008


*waits for mods to behead this post*
posted by flapjax at midnite at 5:38 AM on July 13, 2008


Now known as Madame Tossead's wax museums.
posted by netbros at 5:44 AM on July 13, 2008


Hitler!
He only had one ball!
And now
He's got not head at all!
posted by ardgedee at 5:59 AM on July 13, 2008


They saved Hitler's cock, They hid it under a rock.
I discovered it, last night. I couldn't even, believe my eyes.

If Hitler's cock could start to talk, it would say: To kill today.
If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate, it would ask, for Sharon Tate!

They saved Hitler's cock. They stuffed it in Mengele's sock.
They saved Hitler's cock, and now it wants to talk.

Now it's starting to get hard, I found it in my backyard.
Every night it kills a dog, and now it wants, some night and fog
Hitler's cock is on the move, and now I'm scared of what it's gonna do!

-- Angry Samoans - They Saved Hitler's Cock - (Back From Samoa)
posted by mrzer0 at 6:02 AM on July 13, 2008


And that my friends, is how you class up a post that's about to get deleted. (Singing about Hitler's Cock) ;-)
posted by mrzer0 at 6:04 AM on July 13, 2008


This isn't the first time we've seen Hitler wax in the public eye only to completely lose his head.
posted by pracowity at 6:04 AM on July 13, 2008


You know who else got beheaded recently?
posted by PeterMcDermott at 6:06 AM on July 13, 2008


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