Comments on: Nothing to see here.

Nothing to see here.

an egg — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:06:43 -0800

Now, here's something you don't see every day. I found it unlikely, but perhaps he was a copycat suicide.

It isn't suspicious, the BBC says so, repeatedly.

By: Floydd

Floydd — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:13:31 -0800

Huh.

By: wreckingball

wreckingball — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:13:56 -0800

ehr.

By: DaDaDaDave

DaDaDaDave — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:15:07 -0800

"We were called to the address on Bodmin Road on 5 July at approximately 4.20pm to a non-suspicious death," [the police spokeswoman] said. Whoever found the body must have some serious sangfroid. "Police? I got a headless corpse here. What? No, nothing suspicious."

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:15:38 -0800

Maybe he was the guy that dug the pond.

By: netbros

netbros — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:16:34 -0800

Time to start wearing one of these.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:17:56 -0800

no, if it had been cthulhu, he'd have been decapitated with 8 chainsaws

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:18:56 -0800

"We were called to the address on Bodmin Road on 5 July at approximately 4.20pm to a non-suspicious death," she said. Death by buzzsaw?

By: Kronos_to_Earth

Kronos_to_Earth — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:20:31 -0800

I've got to stop reading Metafilter just before it's time to get to sleep.

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:22:58 -0800

Careful with that ~~axe~~ chainsaw, Eugene.

By: Justinian

Justinian — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:23:53 -0800

Want to hear another theory? This Fasil was so upset about the lousy wrestling tonight, that he went down to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off his *own* head!

By: Sailormom

Sailormom — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:26:04 -0800

He should have tied helium balloons to the chainsaw.

By: Solon and Thanks

Solon and Thanks — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:26:29 -0800

No no no. Who forget to tell him you're supposed to cut off your foot?

By: longsleeves

longsleeves — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:28:09 -0800

They said it wasn't suspicious three times. That makes me suspicious. I mean, why couldn't something like this be staged?

By: Foci for Analysis

Foci for Analysis — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:30:14 -0800

And this is why being an assasin is really easy. I mean, why bother with elaborate murder schemes when you can just chainsaw someone to the afterlife.

By: miss lynnster

miss lynnster — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:30:15 -0800

Somebody must've wished his head would fall off. I hear that happens.

By: niles

niles — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:37:34 -0800

Police sources have revealed that David Phyall switched on the saw, and put a timer on the socket. He even had a cocktail of pills to knock himself out, and then rested the saw on his neck. When the timer went off, the saw sliced through his neck in an instant. -A slightly less suspicious article

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:39:44 -0800

Okay, I'm desperately trying to remember a story where someone gets possessed or something by an alien or ghost or the devil or something and cuts his own head off to spare the world from ending. Or something. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

By: netbros

netbros — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:45:53 -0800

Sounds like Mary Poppins Kattullus.

By: jabberjaw

jabberjaw — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:46:14 -0800

Oh, man. This is the preface for some sort of ghost-revenge movie franchise if I ever saw one.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:46:42 -0800

This could have gone terribly wrong.

By: agropyron

agropyron — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:49:41 -0800

That's a short story from Stephen King's Night Shift. It's the one depicted on the cover.

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:49:51 -0800

The other tenants also died non-suspiciously, due to multiple impalements in the backs of their heads. Only one non-suspicious bloody axe was found at the scene of the non-crime.

By: Dasein

Dasein — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:51:21 -0800

Hmm. The Darwin Awards has two stories about people cutting off their own heads. Weird. (A slightly more plausible version of the second story on Snopes.)

By: jedicus

jedicus — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:54:46 -0800

Kattullus, I believe you're thinking of The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, by Douglas Adams, which is one of the Dirk Gently novels.

By: Solon and Thanks

Solon and Thanks — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:05:03 -0800

tellurian, the news story you link to is ridiculous. After the second horrible failed suicide attempt, I wouldn't know how to react. It reminds me of Kondraty Fyodorovich Ryleyev, a Russian revolutionary in the 17th century, who was the victim (beneficiary?) of a botched execution.

On the day of the execution Ryleyev stood on the gallows, the noose around his neck. The trapdoor opened-but as Ryleyev dangled, the rope broke, dashing him to the ground. At the time, events like this were considered signs of providence or heavenly will, and a man saved from execution this way usually pardoned. As Ryleyev got to his feet, bruised and dirtied but believing his neck had been saved, he called out to the crowd, "You see, in Russia they don't know how to do anything properly, not even how to make rope!"*

By: LarryC

LarryC — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:06:12 -0800

What a Farktastrophe. A Farkoriffic loss of human life. Farktastic post.

By: shadow vector

shadow vector — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:07:08 -0800

I think what must have happened is that he was having a dream about his head being cut off with a chainsaw and then somebody touched him on the neck. With a chainsaw.

By: bunnytricks

bunnytricks — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:07:49 -0800

By: delmoi

delmoi — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:09:24 -0800

But investigators came to the conclusion that Mr. Hickman committed suicide. The first clue was the bundle of white helium balloons, with the gun still attached, found snagged on bushes and cactus near Mr. Hickman's body. Hahaha. Yeah, it's hard to aim the balloons when you're dead. Should have thought it through a little better. If he'd done it near the ocean, when the wind blew out to sea, it might have worked better.

By: Optimus Chyme

Optimus Chyme — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:12:24 -0800

His body was found by police on 5 July, who said his death was not suspicious. A spokesman for the coroner said: "As far as we know nobody else was involved. There's nothing suspicious about the death." A Hampshire Constabulary spokeswoman confirmed his death was not suspicious. "We were called to the address on Bodmin Road on 5 July at approximately 4.20pm to a non-suspicious death," she said. a+ fuckin' journalism, fellas

By: DaDaDaDave

DaDaDaDave — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:15:38 -0800

It reminds me of Kondraty Fyodorovich Ryleyev The end of that story is pretty great, too:

At the time, events like this were considered signs of providence or heavenly will, and a man saved from execution this way usually pardoned. [...] A messenger immediately went to the Winter Palace with news of the failed hanging. Vexed by this disappointing turnabout, Nicholas I nevertheless began to sign the pardon. But then: "Did Ryleyev say anything after this miracle?" the czar asked the messenger. "Sire", the messenger replied, "he said that in Russia they don't even know how to make rope". "In that case", said the Czar, "let us prove the contrary," and he tore up the pardon. Ryleyev was executed the next day on July 25, 1826.

"Damn Brits. Can't even make a bloody chainsaAAWK"

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:20:21 -0800

Sailormom writes "He should have tied helium balloons to the chainsaw" One has to wonder how many perfect murders are going to be pulled in the next few decades by people making it look like a botched balloon suicide.

By: Avenger

Avenger — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:23:37 -0800

That beeb article reads like something from Your Dystopic Future Oppressive Society. "Today thirty-five political dissidents were found shot to death in the basement of the Ministry of Security GHQ. Their deaths have already been ruled as being completely spontaneous and non-suspicious suicides..."

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:24:23 -0800

In fact I've read both Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul and Night Shift. So no wonder I couldn't get it straight. Thanks jedicus and agropyron.

By: jimmythefish

jimmythefish — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 21:43:02 -0800

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

By: Solon and Thanks

Solon and Thanks — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:01:56 -0800

Yeah, DaDaDaDave, but that part depresses me. I like to end where I did and pretend they all go off to have a drink and a laugh afterwards.

By: pompomtom

pompomtom — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:05:18 -0800

In case anyone else was as curious about the practicalities as I: Police sources have revealed that David Phyall switched on the saw, and put a timer on the socket. He even had a cocktail of pills to knock himself out, and then rested the saw on his neck. When the timer went off, the saw sliced through his neck in an instant.

By: DaDaDaDave

DaDaDaDave — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:10:58 -0800

Fair enough. Nicholas' comeback is pretty perfect, though. And hey, at least Ryleyev got hanged instead of quartered.

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:12:37 -0800

After the second horrible failed suicide attempt, I wouldn't know how to react. I think if I failed at committing suicide I'd feel so bad I'd want to kill myself.

By: Pater Aletheias

Pater Aletheias — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:13:40 -0800

Prague - A 32-year-old Czech tried to commit suicide by cutting his throat with a chain saw but survived after the machine missed his jugular artery and got stuck in his spine, a report said on Wednesday. This was his second suicide attempt, CTK news agency reported. He had earlier tried to hang himself from a tree branch but the branch snapped and he broke both legs in the fall, it said. I'm unclear about one thing. Do we classify him as the luckiest or the unluckiest guy in the world?

By: davejay

davejay — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:15:49 -0800

"complete transection of the neck". I first read that as "complete transition of the neck", and my first thought was FADE OUT.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:17:20 -0800

"In that case", said the Czar, "let us prove the contrary," and he tore up the pardon. Ryleyev was executed the next day on July 25, 1826. In Soviet Russia, people execute Czar.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:36:24 -0800

Gosh, I don't like to laugh at other peoples' deaths, but they make it so hard for a fellow.

By: pompomtom

pompomtom — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:52:19 -0800

luckiest or the unluckiest I'd say unluckiest, but my username doesn't start with 'Pater'...

By: dhartung

dhartung — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:53:58 -0800

This is why Britain needs a Second Amendment.

By: Tube

Tube — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:58:07 -0800

In the late 1980's I subscribed to both the Journal of Forensic Science and the American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology. This was largely as a result of my interest in autoerotic asphyxia, and pre-dated by a number of years the current popularity of forensic science. Soon I learned that there was a hipster element to this, as I gleaned from reading the Re-Search book on J.G. Ballard. Later I met and befriended Stuart Sweezy of Amok Books, who shared my fascination with medical morbidity. The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology seemed more sensational than the more staid Journal of Forensic Science. I can't recall which journal it appeared in, but I remember reading a report of suicide by chainsaw that involved the victim pressing the end of the chainsaw into his sternum. The weird thing about it was that the chainsaw did not penetrate into his chest cavity. Evidently the vibration alone was strong enough to disrupt the beating of his heart or collapse his lungs or both. The article concluded with a discussion of infrasound, and its potentially negative biological consequences. Most of the really cool material in the forensic genre is still locked up in dead-tree journals, or else is only accessible by pay-wall subscription. I wonder if there are people out there who file-share this kind of material...

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:08:35 -0800

What a Farktastrophe. A Farkoriffic loss of human life. Farktastic post. Don't lose your head over it.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:24:33 -0800

He even had a cocktail of pills to knock himself out, and then rested the saw on his neck. When the timer went off, the saw sliced through his neck in an instant. So, he was legless before he was headless. Yeah, ok, that joke is heartless.

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:43:05 -0800

re: Tube. Wow, seriously. I just went to go grab the proper cite but the library website just failed, so I'll just note from memory that this was called something like, or perhaps even exactly, "An Unusual Case of Suicide By Chainsaw," by many authors whose names I didn't memorize, in the Journal of Forensic Science, I think July 2008. A suicide committed with a chainsaw is a rare event. It is an uncommonly reported incident and the forensic literature comprises few case reports of chainsaw suicides (1–6). Obviously, using a chainsaw for suicide is an exception (6,7) and is considered a violent method. Furthermore, women often prefer passive methods, whereas men use more frequently violent methods (8,9). Deaths with injuries caused by a chainsaw are described in occupational accident cases (10). These injuries almost exclusively involve the neck or the head region, leading to lethal central dysregulation and exsanguination. ... The head was put under a structure composed of pulleys and bags filled with full water bottles in order to weigh down the chainsaw. These heavy blocks, containing the water bottles, were attached to the chainsaw. The chainsaw rested at the upper part of the structure on two horizontal wood boards sandwiched tightly between two other vertical wood boards in order to guide the chainsaw and avoid vibrations and motion (which could have modified the orientation of the section). The entire structure was approximately 1.5 m high. The chainsaw was allowed to slide slowly due to the pulleys and elastics fixed with clinched nails on the floor (Fig. 1). The whole system was carefully constructed, with evidence of skilled labor. It was clear that measurements had been made to ensure that the joints were square and the beams parallel. An electric command switch on the chainsaw was found in the right hand of the deceased (Fig. 2). It allowed the chainsaw to cut the two horizontal wood planks and slide down the structure in a controlled manner. The deceased laid face down on the floor. Blood stains were located on the floor without splatter on the walls, indicating that the body was not moved after the death. Figs. 1 & 2 were surprisingly non-gruesome - some blood on the carpet below the deceased was the most gore to be seen. While I've never happened upon this topic before, I highly encourage everyone to go to the largest library/institution they can associate with and get/scam electronic access to as many journals as possible until Open Access takes over. Since I've come to an enormous institution that pretty much subscribes to everything, it's like I have a parallel, albeit ridiculously fucking clunky and annoying, Serious Business internet.

By: tula

tula — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:44:06 -0800

Last night, before bed: demonic Grace Jones Tonight: multiple suicides by chainsaw Tomorrow night?

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:49:14 -0800

Yeah, ok, that joke is heartless. well, if it had been a woman, you could have thrown in a tasteless joke about her being 'topless'. aside from that, you'll have to work on that heartlessness if you want to match this item in today's news: Decapitated teen's head 'used as bowling ball'

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:01:18 -0800

... Decapitated teen's head 'used as bowling ball' What, you've never done that?

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:07:25 -0800

...you could have thrown in a tasteless joke about her being 'topless'. Which, of course, I didn't, since I am (as I'm sure you're quite aware) a man of taste. Gotta say, though, that does bring to mind the Greatest New York Post Headline Of All Time: HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:10:15 -0800

What, you've never done that? oh, almost daily. i was referring to the bit where they borrowed somebody's car to drive off & dispose of the corpse, but there's no mention of them refilling the petrol tank or buying a case of beer for the owner to show their gratitude. now, that's cold.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:56:12 -0800

Most of the really cool material in the forensic genre is still locked up in dead-tree journals, or else is only accessible by pay-wall subscription. I hear you. This one for example: Death caused by a chain saw: homicide, suicide or accident? A case report with a literature review (with 11 illustrations).

By: Wolof

Wolof — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:39:44 -0800

HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR I was about to post that, but once again you are ahead of me. *leaves door marked "obvious" open about 3 feet*

By: DreamerFi

DreamerFi — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:48:47 -0800

Twenty stabwounds to the back - worst suicide I ever saw!

By: eritain

eritain — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:58:38 -0800

What Avenger said.

By: DU

DU — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:11:19 -0800

The last line of that article should have read: "We've always been at war with chainsaws," according to officials.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:47:45 -0800

MetaFilter: Something you don't saw every day.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 05:08:25 -0800

MetaFilter: We've always been at war, with chainsnarks.

By: Debaser626

Debaser626 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 06:31:07 -0800

That's just nuts... *shudders*

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:28:50 -0800

Didn't the A&E version of the Andromeda Strain feature a scene with a guy cutting his own head off with a chain saw?

By: beelzbubba

beelzbubba — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:11:09 -0800

When an ER doctor acquaintance of mine did his residence in Las Vegas, he encountered a failed death by misadventure involving the attempt to self-decapitate. Although I was incredulous, I also thought that the method must be so rare to be rarely attempted. The resourcefulness of the human species never ceases to amaze me. In the Las Vegas attempt, the unsuccessful man did have the good (?) sense to enlist a trusted friend as a spotter. Together, they consumed copious quantities of alcohol. I think the doc said they copped to drinking a half gallon of vodka between them, with the chainsaw artist consuming most of that. Seems that one of the reasons he wanted to go was that his ex-girlfriend accused him of being a raging alcoholic. Apparently, neither had seen Leaving Las Vegas. Here's a major difference between the FPP and the protagonist in this tale. Gas-powered chainsaw. Made a lot of noise in the motel room rented for the occasion (he didn't want to leave a mess for his ex-gf). And at better than 1 liter of Vodka, straight no chaser, a gas chainsaw can be a hard tool to manage, leading to a devastating but ultimately nonfatal slice to the neck. The noise of the chain saw resulted in the cops being called while the final preparations were going on--apparently they tried it out in several dry runs, and in a sheer stroke of happenstance, some other occupants complained/called 911, and the New Family Friendly LVPD were on the scene just after our man tried and failed to sever his own head, dropped the chain saw that bounced and cut a huge swath in his upper thigh. (They had rigged a bypass of the cutoff switch in a clever plan ahead moment.) His buddy was busy tying tourniquets around thigh and neck when the cops busted in on the scene. The doc said that this was in the top five of his weirdest moments in the ER in Las Vegas, but not the strangest. At that moment, I didn't ask, and I regret it now.

By: daHIFI

daHIFI — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:15:46 -0800

There's a picture I once saw from some Faces O Death or Rotten.com type website that showed a guy that had manged to cut himself in half at the waist using some kinda table saw contraption. I only mention it because we're talking about strange suicides, and it's not anything I recommend you try and do a Google Search for. Also Kottke just posted a link to the most beautiful suicide.

By: Gungho

Gungho — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:49:15 -0800

This was one of the symptoms of a slight case of the Andromeda Strain in the recent SciFi channel mini series. A guy walks into a convenience store and lops his own head off.

By: quin

quin — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:49:31 -0800

So; pills, an electric chainsaw, and a timer? This guy was inventive, but not really that committed to leaving a bizarre death scene. He completely forgot about covering the walls with Aramaic writing, and occult supernatural symbols. His note should have said: "I will stop this. It ends with me." And he should have scorched the floor underneath where he was going to die, just to leave whoever discovered his corpse with the impression that something very hot left his body after death. That's the kind of thing that gets you talked about round the water cooler...

By: supermedusa

supermedusa — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:00:35 -0800

Ok, after at least 5 years of lurking I have broken down and joined metafilter because I cannot believe that no one else seems to remember this. Seriously. Weird coincidence? JKF, are you out there?

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:30:50 -0800

We all remembered it, supermedusa, but WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING. Matt, did you forget to send the new user memo again?

By: Pronoiac

Pronoiac — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:00:12 -0800

beelzbubba: His buddy was busy tying tourniquets around thigh and neck... Wait, what?

By: Big_B

Big_B — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:04:20 -0800

Didn't the A&E version of the Andromeda Strain feature a scene with a guy cutting his own head off with a chain saw? It was near the beginning, when the second set of soldiers are in the town. They walk into the convenience store and see the headless corpse on the ground with the chainsaw laying there. Only after they watch the security tape (which is awesome btw) do they figure out what happens.

By: beelzbubba

beelzbubba — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:14:19 -0800

Pronoiac:beelzbubba: His buddy was busy tying tourniquets around thigh and neck... Wait, what? See: consumed half-gallon of Vodka before commencing to start to begin this process. Neither of the room's occupants had forsaken a career in rocket-scientry to embark on this journey.

By: DevilsAdvocate

DevilsAdvocate — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:21:47 -0800

I don't think The Bunny Suicides was intended to be an instruction manual.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:02:37 -0800

There was a story in one of the old EC horror comics (Tales From the Crypt, The Vault of Horror or The Haunt of Fear) about some type of noncorporeal entity that possesses people and makes them kill themselves. Each has its own preferred method of death, and the one in the story uses decapitation.

By: vsync

vsync — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:19:51 -0800

If we're discussing movies, maybe I'll enrage everyone by citing The Happening again.

By: WCityMike

WCityMike — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:15:24 -0800

bunnytricks: "Okay, I'm desperately trying to remember a story where someone gets possessed or something by an alien or ghost or the devil or something and cuts his own head off to spare the world from ending. Or something. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Wasn't this how Kindergarten Cop ended?" No, because "it's not a tum-ah."

By: turgid dahlia

turgid dahlia — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:43:53 -0800

I bet we get to the end of this story, and find out it's because trees have been releasing some kind of weird chemical that stops you from getting reservations at Dorsia. I hear that happens.

By: Belle O'Cosity

Belle O'Cosity — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:56:56 -0800

Oh man do chainsaws freak me out. I can't even be in the same room as one. This would definitely not be my preferred method of suicide. Now I am totally creeped out.

By: Unicorn on the cob

Unicorn on the cob — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:00:56 -0800

True story: My friend Birdie (who is a horticulturist) had a freak accident involving a chainsaw and his face. It went exactly like this: *Birdie prepares to cut down a large, knotted tree whose root system is encroaching on the plat where a new home is being built* (assorted chainsaw noises, then a THWACK of ungodly proportions) BIRDIE, HOLDING FACE TOGETHER, SPEED DIALS HIS WIFE: "Sarah! Sarah come quickly to the (insert new homeowner's address)!" SARAH: "What? Why are you shouting?" BIRDIE: "Baby, just... just hurry. And bring the EMT." (Sarah is a trauma nurse who works at Parkland Hospital in Dallas) Long story short: Birdie hit a knot with the chainsaw accidentally; chainsaw bounced up, hit him square in the face, and hit him right between the eyes. HARD. When Sarah showed up, he was holding his face together. He now has a wicked scar that looks like a lightning bolt from the top of his forehead to his chin. I mean, many, many plastic surgeries later. Lucky fucker, that one is. So do I believe it can be done on accident? Yeah. Cleanly, though? I dunno. I guess you had to be there. I will admit to being fascinated by the chainsaws on poles you can buy at home improvement stores, though. If you were a real jerk of a serial killer, you could just sort of slide one through an open window in the middle of the night, chainsaw someone in bed, and then retract. Boom! Random murder, no blood on you! this scenario is in no way related to my hatred of a former neighbor who recently went to a nursing home, thank god, I swear.

By: msconduct

msconduct — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:26:08 -0800

from ubuRoivas' link: Roughan is accused of repeatedly punching and stomping on the boy before using a knife to stab him 133 times. "The body was then dealt with in a barbaric way," prosecutor David Meredith said. and THEN the body was dealt with in a barbaric way?