Didn't you know?
April 30, 2001 11:18 PM   Subscribe

Didn't you know? George loves you!. Now don't you feel all warm and happy inside?
posted by Zebulun (27 comments total)
 
Not especially
posted by timbooker at 1:18 AM on May 1, 2001




He used to say Jesus was so important to him during the campaign... now...

"George Bush is 58.5% in love with Jesus Christ!"
posted by benjh at 4:48 AM on May 1, 2001


George Bush is 79% in love with George Bush!

The best love is self-love.
posted by crunchland at 5:31 AM on May 1, 2001


"George Bush is 81% in love with Alcohol! "

So, i guess booze is better than self-love :)
posted by Mijnkopthee at 6:43 AM on May 1, 2001


He's 97.5% in love with Elizabeth Dole.
posted by raysmj at 6:44 AM on May 1, 2001


Curiously, both Dubya and Al Gore are 99% in love with Lyle Lovett. I'll shut up now.
posted by raysmj at 7:12 AM on May 1, 2001


dubya got a 98% for floppy bunnys

hooray!
posted by Qambient at 7:20 AM on May 1, 2001


OK, one more: He's 98% in love with the Supreme Court.
posted by raysmj at 7:20 AM on May 1, 2001


He is only 58.9% in love with his daughter Jenna. Must be that pesky underage drinking thing he's peeved at.
posted by terrapin at 7:25 AM on May 1, 2001


George Bush is 99% in love with Your lungs.

That was easy.
posted by sonofsamiam at 7:25 AM on May 1, 2001


hes 99% in love with leroy brown. is that good?
posted by Qambient at 7:26 AM on May 1, 2001


W is only 59.5% in love with MetaFilter, so now we KNOW he sucks. I do suppose it ranks higher than his daughter, though..
posted by zempf at 8:19 AM on May 1, 2001


He's 88% in Love with Buddy Lembeck.



(yes, that is scott baio's friend on charles in charge)
posted by brucec at 8:21 AM on May 1, 2001


Look at him smile!

George Bush is 91.5% in love with Mickeys Monkey Spunk Moped!

(if you're easily offended by the trivial use of naughty words in the context of an irrelevant comic strip, just pretend the above link isn't there)
posted by davehat at 8:56 AM on May 1, 2001


George Bush is 98% in love with All Your Base!

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)
posted by Danelope at 9:13 AM on May 1, 2001


A true sports fan. Or Pearl Jam fan. He's 97% in love with Mookie Blaylock.
posted by Skot at 9:14 AM on May 1, 2001


George Bush is 93% in love with Big Corporate Polluters!
posted by crunchland at 9:21 AM on May 1, 2001


George Bush is 64% in love with pinko commie bastards!
posted by netbros at 10:06 AM on May 1, 2001


George Bush is 87.5% in love with licking your lower intestine clean!
posted by donkeysuck at 11:09 AM on May 1, 2001


George Bush is 69% in love with Laura Bush?
posted by netbros at 11:27 AM on May 1, 2001


George Bush is 66% in love with a man in a Speedo, but it seems that the color of the Speedo greatly enhances a man's attractiveness in ol' Georgie's eyes. Here are some early returns from my extensive research.
He is 82% in love with a man in an orange Speedo
He is 92.5% in love with a man in a purple Speedo, but only 63.5% if the Speedo in question is pink.

The fit of the Speedo also seems to matter. George's view on a saggy Speedo is a mere 73%, whereas a contour revealing Speedo garners an 87%.

A Speedo will also improve a sworn enemy in George's eyes. Al Gore - 71% and 95% with a Speedo. Saddam garners a mere 31.5%, but put him in a Speedo and George warms up to a modest 65.5%. Put him in a purple Speedo and he gets up to 92%. Again, the power of the purple Speedo.

Preliminary research would seem to indicate that the way to George's heart is through a purple Speedo. I forsee some interesting White House visits in the coming years.

Yours in science -
posted by BoyWithFez at 2:17 PM on May 1, 2001


Hey, I found a 99%!

"George Bush is 99% in love with young boys!"

Young girls only get 89% of the Pres' sweet lubbin.
posted by CrayDrygu at 3:18 PM on May 1, 2001


I found one too, Cray, after many manic minutes (awesome! alliteration!) typing, typing, typing.

George Bush is 99% in love with Joey Ramone.
posted by Skot at 3:28 PM on May 1, 2001


Look at him smile!

George Bush is 78.5% in love with alliteration!
posted by Lirp at 4:33 PM on May 1, 2001


Oh, BoyWithFez, it's after 11 o'clok p.m. in East Lansing, and I'm laughing.

(George Bush is 90% in love with BoyWithFez in a purple speedo!)
posted by iceberg273 at 8:08 PM on May 1, 2001


Ice:

ouch!! I never thought to run myself through this thing. Well, I'm off to burn my entire Speedo collection now on the off chance that GWB and I find ourselves on the same beach this summer. I would hate to become the next Monica.
posted by BoyWithFez at 9:57 PM on May 1, 2001


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