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Post number 7357

Zebulun — Mon, 30 Apr 2001 23:18:35 -0800

Didn't you know? George loves you!. Now don't you feel all warm and happy inside?

By: timbooker

timbooker — Tue, 01 May 2001 01:18:35 -0800

Not especially

By: nonharmful

nonharmful — Tue, 01 May 2001 01:48:04 -0800

He seems to love 'your money, your vote, your wallet, your income, your coke and your life' even more.

By: benjh

benjh — Tue, 01 May 2001 04:48:50 -0800

He used to say Jesus was so important to him during the campaign... now... "George Bush is 58.5% in love with Jesus Christ!"

By: crunchland

crunchland — Tue, 01 May 2001 05:31:31 -0800

George Bush is 79% in love with George Bush! The best love is self-love.

By: Mijnkopthee

Mijnkopthee — Tue, 01 May 2001 06:43:51 -0800

"George Bush is 81% in love with Alcohol! " So, i guess booze is better than self-love :)

By: raysmj

raysmj — Tue, 01 May 2001 06:44:42 -0800

He's 97.5% in love with Elizabeth Dole.

By: raysmj

raysmj — Tue, 01 May 2001 07:12:05 -0800

Curiously, both Dubya and Al Gore are 99% in love with Lyle Lovett. I'll shut up now.

By: Qambient

Qambient — Tue, 01 May 2001 07:20:13 -0800

dubya got a 98% for floppy bunnys hooray!

By: raysmj

raysmj — Tue, 01 May 2001 07:20:27 -0800

OK, one more: He's 98% in love with the Supreme Court.

By: terrapin

terrapin — Tue, 01 May 2001 07:25:48 -0800

He is only 58.9% in love with his daughter Jenna. Must be that pesky underage drinking thing he's peeved at.

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Tue, 01 May 2001 07:25:58 -0800

George Bush is 99% in love with Your lungs. That was easy.

By: Qambient

Qambient — Tue, 01 May 2001 07:26:29 -0800

hes 99% in love with leroy brown. is that good?

By: zempf

zempf — Tue, 01 May 2001 08:19:00 -0800

W is only 59.5% in love with MetaFilter, so now we KNOW he sucks. I do suppose it ranks higher than his daughter, though..

By: brucec

brucec — Tue, 01 May 2001 08:21:38 -0800

He's 88% in Love with Buddy Lembeck. (yes, that is scott baio's friend on charles in charge)

By: davehat

davehat — Tue, 01 May 2001 08:56:50 -0800

Look at him smile! George Bush is 91.5% in love with Mickeys Monkey Spunk Moped! (if you're easily offended by the trivial use of naughty words in the context of an irrelevant comic strip, just pretend the above link isn't there)

By: Danelope

Danelope — Tue, 01 May 2001 09:13:06 -0800

George Bush is 98% in love with All Your Base! (Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

By: Skot

Skot — Tue, 01 May 2001 09:14:30 -0800

A true sports fan. Or Pearl Jam fan. He's 97% in love with Mookie Blaylock.

By: crunchland

crunchland — Tue, 01 May 2001 09:21:05 -0800

George Bush is 93% in love with Big Corporate Polluters!

By: netbros

netbros — Tue, 01 May 2001 10:06:18 -0800

George Bush is 64% in love with pinko commie bastards!

By: donkeysuck

donkeysuck — Tue, 01 May 2001 11:09:19 -0800

George Bush is 87.5% in love with licking your lower intestine clean!

By: netbros

netbros — Tue, 01 May 2001 11:27:35 -0800

George Bush is 69% in love with Laura Bush?

By: BoyWithFez

BoyWithFez — Tue, 01 May 2001 14:17:28 -0800

George Bush is 66% in love with a man in a Speedo, but it seems that the color of the Speedo greatly enhances a man's attractiveness in ol' Georgie's eyes. Here are some early returns from my extensive research. He is 82% in love with a man in an orange Speedo He is 92.5% in love with a man in a purple Speedo, but only 63.5% if the Speedo in question is pink. The fit of the Speedo also seems to matter. George's view on a saggy Speedo is a mere 73%, whereas a contour revealing Speedo garners an 87%. A Speedo will also improve a sworn enemy in George's eyes. Al Gore - 71% and 95% with a Speedo. Saddam garners a mere 31.5%, but put him in a Speedo and George warms up to a modest 65.5%. Put him in a purple Speedo and he gets up to 92%. Again, the power of the purple Speedo. Preliminary research would seem to indicate that the way to George's heart is through a purple Speedo. I forsee some interesting White House visits in the coming years. Yours in science -

By: CrayDrygu

CrayDrygu — Tue, 01 May 2001 15:18:37 -0800

Hey, I found a 99%! "George Bush is 99% in love with young boys!" Young girls only get 89% of the Pres' sweet lubbin.

By: Skot

Skot — Tue, 01 May 2001 15:28:09 -0800

I found one too, Cray, after many manic minutes (awesome! alliteration!) typing, typing, typing. George Bush is 99% in love with Joey Ramone.

By: Lirp

Lirp — Tue, 01 May 2001 16:33:40 -0800

Look at him smile! George Bush is 78.5% in love with alliteration!

By: iceberg273

iceberg273 — Tue, 01 May 2001 20:08:28 -0800

Oh, BoyWithFez, it's after 11 o'clok p.m. in East Lansing, and I'm laughing.
(George Bush is 90% in love with BoyWithFez in a purple speedo!)

By: BoyWithFez

BoyWithFez — Tue, 01 May 2001 21:57:01 -0800

Ice: ouch!! I never thought to run myself through this thing. Well, I'm off to burn my entire Speedo collection now on the off chance that GWB and I find ourselves on the same beach this summer. I would hate to become the next Monica.