the harder to wake, the better to have

July 25, 2008 9:24 PM

The next great American writer NSFW I found it after I found this.
posted by parmanparman (8 comments total)

My favorite line so far is "her voice was inlaid with gold, and burnished to a fuck me please shine." I wish I could write like that.
posted by parmanparman at 9:27 PM on July 25

Wow. Apparently in rehab you can time travel.
posted by netbros at 9:40 PM on July 25

What.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 9:50 PM on July 25

Now you can point us to the parts of this that are interesting.
posted by grobstein at 9:54 PM on July 25

Are you being snarky, mayhaps? As much as I <3 teh snark, there's a bunch of messy personal stuff in the comments and whatnot and I don't think this is any of our business.
posted by Miastar at 10:11 PM on July 25 [1 favorite]

some dumb jew tried to thwart my friday night but little does she know how much better she actually made it.

i had a fun affair and now i'm back where i belong.

i really have a lot to say now about things and mainly last night. it's just i have all these visions, mostly of my ass, your head, your hands, and even your nose. the stuff i write it's for you, everything else, who cares? i enjoyed talking to you, speaking to you. we don't like to talk usually, we just like to fuck but i think that was a nice medium and i hope you know i trust you.

I am waiting for the good part. I haven't seen it yet. I've seen a lot of I'm-a-21-year-old-dramaqueen journaling, and that's just not very interesting.
posted by rtha at 10:28 PM on July 25

This post could substitute any LiveJournal on the entire internet and come off exactly the same.
posted by shakespeherian at 10:31 PM on July 25 [1 favorite]

shakespeherian wins.

end of topic.
posted by wendell at 10:44 PM on July 25