Comments on: Raise one for the red lantern

Raise one for the red lantern

ardgedee — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:32:09 -0800

As the Tour de France concludes, let's spend a moment commemorating the derrière garde of world-class cycling, those bad enough to come in last but never bad enough to fail, les Lanternes Rouge. If Wim Vansevenant can retain his tenacious hold on 145th place in Sunday's stage he will be the worst cyclist to complete the Tour de France for three consecutive years and set a Tour record. You can, indeed, win by losing.

Vansevenant is currently 3 hours, 54 minutes and 51 seconds behind the leader but only 53 seconds behind the 144th placed rider, Bernhard Eisel. While Carlos Sastre and Cadel Evans fight tooth-and-nail for the yellow jersey on the final promenade through the Champs-Élysées fans will be eagerly rooting for Evan's teammate Vansevenant to strike a third blow for the good enough. Those fascinated by the slow end of the train can get their daily fill of news at the Tour de France Lanterne Rouge blog whose author gently reminds those who would mock anybody for finishing last in a 21 day long bike ride of 3,559 kilometers (2,211 mi): "You couldn't hang on his wheel for thirty seconds."

By: afx237vi

afx237vi — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:43:37 -0800

Chapeau to Wim, but I'm sure Cadel Evans would have appreciated a little more help in the mountains!

By: bluesky43

bluesky43 — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:49:45 -0800

I do have to say that I'm with The Lanterne Rouge blog -- anybody who manages to even finish this grueling event has my admiration. It is a phenomenal physical and mental achievement. Great post - we usually only hear about the winners (or the dopers)!

By: bardic

bardic — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:53:14 -0800

"You couldn't hang on his wheel for thirty seconds." Sure, but so what? I've never claimed I was good enough for the Tour. He seems to think he is. But neat post anyways. I find this type of thing -- athletic epic fail? special Olympics for the non-retarded/handicapped? -- truly fascinating. Not sure why. Shades of Eddie the Eagle as well.

By: basicchannel

basicchannel — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:54:49 -0800

At least we can be fairly certain he's not using performance-enhancing drugs.

By: basicchannel

basicchannel — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:55:48 -0800

Fairly certain because, come on, this is the Tour de France... there's more drugs on the move than an episode of The Wire.

By: needled

needled — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:57:16 -0800

180 riders started the Tour de France, and it's down to 145 riders now. I'd say just being able to finish is quite an accomplishment, and on an entirely different plane of accomplishment from Eddie the Eagle.

By: grounded

grounded — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:58:11 -0800

Ah, another sly Belgian takeover of a French cultural icon. Belgians now have the greatest -- Eddy Merckx -- and the worst -- Wim Vansevenant -- riders in Tour history.

By: afx237vi

afx237vi — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:04:10 -0800

Shades of Eddie the Eagle as well. Ski jumping is an individual sport. Eddie the Eagle was crap at it. Road cycling is a team sport. Vansevenant wasn't there to compete for the yellow jersey or win stages. He was there to do the donkey work for his team leader. He finished 145th because he spent the early part of each stage fetching food and drink for his leader and chasing breakaways. Once his job was done, he eased off and took it easy so he could do the same thing the next day. Where's the shame in that?

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:07:57 -0800

Shades of Eddie the Eagle as well. Not at all. Wim Vansevenant is finishing within the time limit every day, or he would not be allowed to continue. He is a serious professional, it just happens that he isn't out there for standing in the overall classification. That's what makes the Lantern Rouge an interesting category.. Objectively, there is nothing negative about it at all, but it is still last place. At least we can be fairly certain he's not using performance-enhancing drugs. I wouldn't say that at all. While the extremes of performance reasonably attract extra suspicion, the rest of the peleton have almost as much motivation for drug use as the leaders.

By: sour cream

sour cream — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:13:16 -0800

It is a phenomenal physical and mental achievement. Actually, it's mostly a chemical and pharmocological achievement.

By: Class Goat

Class Goat — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:14:46 -0800

At the rate they've been disqualifying riders for drugs, I'm a bit surprised there's anyone left in the race.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:16:42 -0800

> I've never claimed I was good enough for the Tour. He seems to think he is. His employer seems to think he is. Lotto has 27 riders, only nine of which go to the Tour de France every year, and Vansevenant has been in at least five Tours as a Lotto rider. This is remarkable in a sport where sponsorships are fickle and rosters change constantly. If Lotto didn't think he was doing his job, he would have been handily dropped at season's end years ago, or at least assigned to lower-ranked squads as a domestique in regional events.

By: bardic

bardic — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:17:40 -0800

Man, so much hate for Eddie the Eagle. /single tear

By: needled

needled — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:22:16 -0800

I would just like to say Scott-American Beef is the worst team name ever.

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:32:58 -0800

"currently 3 hours, 54 minutes and 51 seconds behind the leader" That's only 4 seconds per kilometre. Very impressive considering I'd think at least 1 or 2 of those seconds are probably a matter of team requirements. Mid-race, officials instituted a temporary rule: After each stage, the last-place racer would be eliminated. Mr. Schoenbacher defied the rule by finishing in second-to-last place until the final stage, when he plummeted down to collect his Lanterne Rouge. This is hilarious, though I'm sure Tour officals didn't see it that way.

By: clearly

clearly — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:41:30 -0800

bardic: "I find this type of thing -- athletic epic fail? ... -- truly fascinating. Not sure why. Shades of Eddie the Eagle as well." I'll raise you Eric 'The Eel' Moussambani swimming the 100m freestyle in Sydney 2000. He f'ing nails the flip turn.

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:44:18 -0800

I think the race should continue indefinitely unless everyone quits but the last man. He would be the winner. No one else would place.

By: fixedgear

fixedgear — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:44:32 -0800

Great post. No glory in being second-to-last, but man, Lantern Rouge? That's huge.

By: Wolfdog

Wolfdog — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:54:44 -0800

Epic fail? Oh heavens no sir, this is Epic Wim.

By: Chuckles

Chuckles — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:05:45 -0800

It has actually been a profoundly interesting Tour, in terms of drug use issues. Le Tour has withdrawn from the UCI, and a large block of professional teams have followed suit. On the surface, you might expect that the UCI would be the body that brings objective testing standards, but in fact the organization has a long record of ambiguous stances on performance enhancing drugs. They've traditionally been slow to add drugs to their banned list, slow to adopt IOC/WADA rules, and on occasion they have allowed high profile riders to bend the rules a little. While no one is saying it outright (I don't think), it is possible that one of the motivations of the split is that Le Tour wants a cleaner race than they could have under the auspices of UCI. There are some very interesting interviews with Greg LeMond about some of these issues on velonews: 1, 2, 3. On the other hand, yes, they are all on drugs. Under WADA rules you are allowed to use many "banned substances" as long as you have a "medical need", and register a Therapeutic Use Exemption. For example, almost all endurance athletes are "asthmatic".

By: grounded

grounded — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:19:06 -0800

There's been an excellent ongoing analysis of the Tour and doping at The Science of Sport. Just thought I'd mention it.

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:40:25 -0800

those bad enough to come in last but never bad enough to fail Qualifying for Le Tour in the first place is hardly 'bad'. Seriously. This is the same attitude that prevails in much American Olympic coverage; "well, she only came in seventh, not a medal." Yeah. Only seventh. In the world. You've got to be a pretty badass motherfucker to get to the Tour level of competition at all. Calling anyone 'bad' who makes it that far, well, I dunno. I'm pretty certain you think those grapes were sour, too.

By: afx237vi

afx237vi — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:58:33 -0800

While we're giving some appreciation to the underdogs of the Tour, can I just say that major props should also go to John-Lee Augustyn, the South African rider who began this year's race as the youngest competitor in the entire field (21 years of age). Augustyn is currently sitting in 48th overall, and made a big splash during stage 16. The stage featured the climb of the Cime de la Bonette-Restefond, which is actually the highest paved road in France, and he was the first rider to reach the summit. However, what happened a few seconds later was probably one of the scariest things I've ever seen while watching pro cycling. Luckily, he came out of it without any serious injuries, and will be riding up the Champs-Elysees tomorrow with the rest of the peloton.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:44:01 -0800

> major props should also go to John-Lee Augustyn Second that. He came out of nowhere into sixth place (over some real powerhouses like Lang and Popovych) in the climber standings with ascents like the one over de la Bonette. As he learns strategy and how to control his strength (and learns how to make descents) he has the potential to be an all-time great. This has been the year for watching new talent duke it out. Some of the leading contenders have only been racing road bikes for a year. The coming decade's going to be a good one.

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:31:55 -0800

Just from reading around it looks like this is about team roles rather than him being bad. His job is to sacrifice his own time and stamina to allow the other guys to have better times.

By: The Michael The

The Michael The — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:34:03 -0800

At the rate they've been disqualifying riders for drugs, I'm a bit surprised there's anyone left in the race. You must not pay much attention... three riders have tested positive, a whopping 1.67% of the TdF peloton. Even if you include Piepoli (fired by Saunier Duval-Scott), that's 2.22%.

By: bwg

bwg — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:41:00 -0800

Tour de Farce.

By: needled

needled — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 18:09:16 -0800

Saunier Duval-Scott will be Scott-American Beef. I'm a bit tired of the focus on doping, instead of the strategy, tactics, bicycle tech, and athleticism involved in professional cycling. I'd like to see how well, say, American professional baseball would fare under cyclings testing regimen.

By: tim_in_oz

tim_in_oz — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 19:23:09 -0800

Ardgedee: He came out of nowhere into sixth place (over some real powerhouses like Lang and Popovych) I don't know that Popovych's performance in this year's tour qualifies him for 'powerhouse' status. For all the money Silence-Lotto spent on recruiting him, you'd like to think he'd manage to stay with Evans on at least some of the climbs. Hell, even Robbie McEwen hung on longer to the leading bunch than Popo on one stage!

By: hangingbyathread

hangingbyathread — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 19:38:38 -0800

clearly-thanks for that Eric 'the eel' Moussambani video. Funny shit.

By: Wolof

Wolof — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 19:41:58 -0800

~~derrière garde~~ arrière-garde Go Cadel! (Although Sastre appears to be too strong at this point.)

By: Elpoca

Elpoca — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:17:18 -0800

Regardless of who finished last, I, for one, am very happy that Sastre will finish first!

By: LastOfHisKind

LastOfHisKind — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:54:30 -0800

People who cynically and casually throw out BS statements like "They're all dopers" are doing very little except showing their ignorance. Cycling is one of the few sports making any visible effort whatsoever to catch dopers and the amount of dirty laundry is getting less each year. Cycling is just the first sport to go through this visible cleaning up process. It's going to be interesting to see how baseball, football, and other sports go the same thing over the coming years. After all, everybody in baseball takes steriods, right? And yes, giving a domestique a hard time for not being high in the GC is like saying an offensive lineman doesn't deserve to be in the superbowl because he hasn't scored enough touchdowns. That's NOT HIS JOB ON THE TEAM.

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:59:51 -0800

afx237vi writes "However, what happened a few seconds later was probably one of the scariest things I've ever seen while watching pro cycling." What the heck happened? It looked like a controlled ride right over the edge.

By: LastOfHisKind

LastOfHisKind — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:03:52 -0800

...and since my comment above was so bitter, I'll relate a (slightly) amusing story told by television commentator and former pro cyclist Paul Sherwen. A few years ago, whilel filling time during one of the somewhat routine flat stages, conversation between himself and Phil Liggett swung around to the tradition of the lantern rouge. Paul explained how he was in last place for the better part of a week during the tour. He hated the designation and each time he clawed his way up to next-to-last place, the guy in last would quit in disgust... making Paul the lantern rouge AGAIN.

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:31:14 -0800

LastOfHisKind writes "giving a domestique a hard time for not being high in the GC is like saying an offensive lineman doesn't deserve to be in the superbowl because he hasn't scored enough touchdowns. That's NOT HIS JOB ON THE TEAM." While obviously silly to someone familiar with cycling the two situations aren't exactly the same. The winner of the race isn't a team but rather a single rider. IE: Lance Armstrong won the tour 7 times not who ever his team was. Still a great achievement. I barely put 4K kilometres on my bike in a year, less than half of that on any kind of grade..

By: cccorlew

cccorlew — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:37:14 -0800

Lance Armstrong won the tour 7 times not who ever his team was. Believe me, Lance wouldn't have won without a first rate team and every rider on it working for him. That's the point.

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 23:15:52 -0800

Yes, I know. But of the people who know who Lance Armstrong is a sizable percentage are ignorant of the team nature of cycling. Ask them what team won the Tour de France seven times in a row and they are going to say "which what now? Lance won it". The wikipedia page on the tour is typical of this view. It lists individuals as winners not teams, even for those years where the teams were national instead of commercial. Compare and contrast to the SuperBowl or World Cup.

By: flug

flug — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:44:44 -0800

Hmm . . . perhaps it's time to review a little about team strategy in pro bicycle racing, and in particular the role of the domestique: "Unique among athletes, the domestique's own performance (finish time) is considered unimportant as long as he/she can help his/her leader achieve a better position in the race." As the article itself says, "'He can ride at the front all day when we need him to,' said Mr. Sergeant as he stood beside Mr. Vansevenant near their team bus. 'But when his part is done, he has the intelligence to know he should relax so he can come back strong the next day.'" The role of this kind of rider is to go all out for his leader when necessary but then when that job is done, on purpose lay off and conserve energy so that he can ride strong in support of the team leader the next day and the next and the next. In fact you could say that this guy is cleverer at this particular role than all the rest, because he's managed to conserve the max amount of energy without actually going so slow as to miss any of the daily time cutoffs and get eliminated--as many riders have. IE: Lance Armstrong won the tour 7 times not who ever his team was. That's kind of a funny statement since the keys to Armstrong's success were exactly the strength of his team plus the particularly disciplined way he made use of it.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:01:19 -0800

> The winner of the race isn't a team but rather a single rider. On the contrary, in addition to best rider (yellow jersey), there is also best team, best climber (red-on-white dotted jersey), best sprinter (green jersey), and awards for most aggressive rider in a stage. Team CSC-Saxobank won a rare hat trick this year by being the best squad as well as having the yellow and white jerseys on board. What the general public knows about cycling has very little to do with what a significant achievement is in cycling.

By: fixedgear

fixedgear — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:44:55 -0800

Best young rider = white jersey, which you sorta mentioned ardgedee. There is also an award given by the press to the sort-of-most-press-friendly-rider and Cadel Evans sould be a shoe-in (kidding here).

By: cccorlew

cccorlew — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:50:27 -0800

What the general public knows about cycling has very little to do with what a significant achievement is in cycling. Indeed and double indeed.

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 08:13:57 -0800

flug writes "perhaps it's time to review a little about team strategy in pro bicycle racing, and in particular the role of the domestique:" I don't have to review, I know the functions of team members. The only thing I was objecting to was the statement : "giving a domestique a hard time for not being high in the GC is like saying an offensive lineman doesn't deserve to be in the superbowl because he hasn't scored enough touchdowns. That's NOT HIS JOB ON THE TEAM." as it applies to the general public. Obviously cycling fans would never give a domestique a hard time for garnering les Lanternes Rouge. The only people who would are the less informed. The people who get all their cycling news from the local evening news don't even know what a domestique is let alone his job. Something they can't really be blamed for a the Tour is presented to the non cycling fan as an individual sport rather than the team sport that American Football is presented as. Specifically the headlines in 2005 read "Lance Armstrong wins 7th straight Tour de France" not "Discovery scores 7th win". The Tour wikipedia page is full of this celebration of individual achievement. The entire statistics section is about so and so individual winning assorted milestones. Because of this emphasis on the individual winner the "Jay Walking" crowd doesn't know that there are people entered in the race who don't have as a goal personally coming in first place where they all know that the goalie isn't expected to score goals, an AL pitcher make homeruns or a lineman score touchdowns. Ask a Canadian who won the World Series last year and they'll say the Red Sox not Mike Lowell. Ask the same person who won the Tour last year and if they even know (now that it's not an American) they'll say Alberto Velasco not Discovery Channel. ardgedee writes "What the general public knows about cycling has very little to do with what a significant achievement is in cycling." Exactly. No one who knows anything about cycling is going to discount the achievements of supporting team members. Only the ignorant. Not something you can really blame them for though because the publicity cycling gets presents it as an individual sport unlike football. Casual observers are going to think it's an individual sport and as such scoring dead last isn't something they are going to celebrate regardless of the persons achievements for their team.

By: fixedgear

fixedgear — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 12:44:24 -0800

I think gregario is preferable to domestique, but that's just my bias.

By: needled

needled — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:03:10 -0800

Do you prefer gruppetto or autobus?

By: bwg

bwg — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:12:45 -0800

Two words: Greg LeMond.

By: fixedgear

fixedgear — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 17:13:40 -0800

I like laughing group, but if forced to choose it would be grupetto. Autobus? WTF? P.S. Why is Greg so bitter? In court vs. Trek, will litigate for food?

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:13:10 -0800

But of the people who know who Lance Armstrong is a sizable percentage are ignorant of the team nature of cycling. Ask them what team won the Tour de France seven times in a row and they are going to say "which what now? Lance won it". Sure, but those people don't count for shit, because they don't ride bicycle. Hell, most of them are probably aren't involved in any sport whatsoever. Any opinion they have of the Tour is utterly, absolutely, and forevermore worthless.

By: twirlypen

twirlypen — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:46:55 -0800

Well, I guess I don't count for shit then. I ride my little bike to uni and back and don't know anything at all about competetive cycling. But hey! I read this article, and the thread, and now I've learnt about the domestique and the team nature of the race and all these interesting things! Maybe if instead of disregarding the rest of us as ignorant people with worthless opinions, a bit of guidance would help us to understand and appreciate the sport you care so much about.

By: afx237vi

afx237vi — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:41:12 -0800

five fresh fish: "Sure, but those people don't count for shit, because they don't ride bicycle. Hell, most of them are probably aren't involved in any sport whatsoever. Any opinion they have of the Tour is utterly, absolutely, and forevermore worthless." Bullshit. I don't ride a bike, nor am I involved in any sport. Mainly because I have a form of muscular dystrophy, but hey, that's life. Does that stop me loving the Tour? No way. I love the Tour. In fact I love pro cycling, from Het Volk to the Giro di Lombardia and everything in between. I watch every race I can find coverage of and I understand every tactic and nuance. I correct Phil Liggett whenever he makes a mistake for fuck's sake (and he makes more and more every year). Is my opinion worth less because I don't ride a bike? If you think so, that's your problem, but personally I think an attitude like that is nothing more than elitist snobbery.

By: RikiTikiTavi

RikiTikiTavi — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:37:53 -0800

Any opinion they have of the Tour is utterly, absolutely, and forevermore worthless. Well, I now consider someone's opinion worthless, but it's not who you had in mind.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 18:35:53 -0800

Before you get your riding shorts all up your crack, folks, I don't ride bicycle, didn't know the first thing about the Lanternes Rouge or domestiques, and am indeed very much one of those people whom a domestique would be well-advised to consider having an absolutely worthless opinion about the sport. This has nothing to do with loving the Tour, etcetera. It has to do with the world of pro athletics, in which the opinion of one's peers is what really counts. Wim Vansevenant would be a fool to care what you or I think.

By: Rashomon

Rashomon — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:30:12 -0800

Yeah, but you can probably bet that he isn't doping or taking any drugs to help him achieve his goals. Seriously, this guy might be one of the purest riders out there.