That really was all over the place... posted by PenDevil at 2:33 PM on July 29, 2008
Also, are they sure they didn't confuse bodybuilding competitions with tryouts for an Aussie "Men of La Bare" style club? posted by Burhanistan at 2:34 PM on July 29, 2008
Rusty Jeffers is aka Colt (as in, in his case, gay-for-pay Colt) model "Carl Hardwick," and whenever I've... um... seen him in Colt spreads he has the hottest chest-tummy pelt. I don't know what's weirder- him moonlighting as a gay porn icon (one who only ever works solo, mind) or that he has to shave his gorgeously perfect chest hair off for his "real" persona. posted by ethnomethodologist at 2:35 PM on July 29, 2008
"nobody does the robot like a guy coated head to toe in glistening lubricant."
You swore you would never tell anybody! posted by vronsky at 2:45 PM on July 29, 2008 [1 favorite]
merciful heavens, ethnomethodologist! I'm surprised his bodybuilding gigs aren't protested by PETA, for that is surely fur murder. posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 2:50 PM on July 29, 2008
*cries* I can't unsee it... posted by spec80 at 3:54 PM on July 29, 2008
Because nobody does the robot like a guy coated head to toe in glistening lubricant.
...the fuck was that? I couldn't tell if it was a bodybuilding competition, or the gay version of So You Think You Can Dance. posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 3:59 PM on July 29, 2008
I didn't even look at the other nine before favoriting this; robot guy is all I needed to make up my mind. posted by davejay at 4:06 PM on July 29, 2008 [1 favorite]
davejay, robot guy is NUMBER FOUR! Go. Go now. posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 4:18 PM on July 29, 2008
I don't understand why the very last one, the group posedown, is considered a WTF moment. Looks totally normal to me... is it because they used the stupid Paula Abdul song? posted by autodidact at 4:25 PM on July 29, 2008
bodybuilding routines sure have changed. back in the day, i used to watch them on sunday mornings, just after wrestling. two hours of nature boy rick flair and his ilk, followed by a bunch of over-inflated posers.
...because that's what they used to do -- pose. they'd hold a pose for 5 seconds, then move to the next one. even that, to me, was almost too much....
...i am SO embarassed for these guys. lip syncing with lines from "the gladiator"? skeet-skeet-skeeting across the floor like a robot??? man.
WTF, indeed.
(but still worth a giggle, so thanks ambrosia voyeur!) posted by CitizenD at 5:29 PM on July 29, 2008
Wow it's like a Richard Corben comic, just instead of killing aliens and wizards, they all just did a lot of coke and ecstasy and had a boombox. posted by Alvy Ampersand at 9:18 PM on July 29, 2008 [1 favorite]
These are bodybuilder routines, not bodybuilding routines. posted by eye of newt at 10:19 PM on July 30, 2008
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