Comments on: Saint and Sinner

Saint and Sinner

carsonb — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:25:16 -0800

Rasa von Werder is the current name of one Kellie Everts [NSFW], stripper for God, bodybuilder, and church-founder. During the 70's she toured the nation on the novel concept that a stripper could save souls, and during the same time helped establish female bodybuilding as a legitimate sport. Nowadays she tends the followers of her female empowerment doctrines via the University of MotherGod Church, Woman Thou Art God! [NSFW] website and her Matriarchy RAMANA MAHARSHI Mother God Worship Femdom YouTube channel.

via the excellent coisas do arco da velha, and mentioned previously on MeFi by the incomparable madamjujujive.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:50:31 -0800

And if thy right hand causes thee to fap, cut it off and throw it away?

By: the Real Dan

the Real Dan — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:15:21 -0800

Google up some Lisa Lyon for another body builder of the same era.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:21:32 -0800

I've always dreamed of enormous fake breasts, but I could never afford them. I had no idea all you had to do was attach a dreamcatcher to your chest, and dream and dream and believe. Thank you, Guru Rasa!!

By: GhostintheMachine

GhostintheMachine — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:26:05 -0800

The end of Communism was accomplished without bloodshed. It was done by God through Our Lady of Fatima. Kellie Everts was her messenger. Posted without further comment.

By: supercres

supercres — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:53:58 -0800

Sounds like Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land. Kind of.

By: yoink

yoink — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:08:15 -0800

So...how many followers does a prophet have to have before laughing at their wacky ideas becomes an uncivil mockery of people's cherished beliefs?

By: Kadin2048

Kadin2048 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:15:13 -0800

yoink: "So...how many followers does a prophet have to have before laughing at their wacky ideas becomes an uncivil mockery of people's cherished beliefs?" There are estimated to be 55,000 Scientologists in the U.S (2001 est.). There are 5.5 million Mormons. So somewhere in there apparently lies your answer.

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:02:05 -0800

I saw a couple of her videos on Dailymotion a while ago. Creepy as all hell. I'm all for people feeling sexy at any age, but seeing her attempt to sexually lick her hands really grossed me out.

By: PenDevil

PenDevil — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:32:01 -0800

That YouTube channel is NSFSanity.

By: JaredSeth

JaredSeth — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:48:52 -0800

In the great tradition of Strippers for God: Millionaires for Communism Drunkards for Prohibition Politicians for Straight Talk Jews for Hitler Ok, that was crossing the line.

By: shakespeherian

shakespeherian — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:34:37 -0800

This article or section resembles a fansite. That is the best Wikipedia flag I've ever seen.

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:01:36 -0800

It's also the worst Wikipedia article I've ever seen. Today Kellie lives on a 50 acre farm complete with 5-acre (20,000 m²) island on the Susquehanna River near the Catskills. She doesn't show off her splendid body anymore although during her videotaped sermons she does tease with her huge breasts a lot. Without seeing them naked, they look even bigger than ever! And they look real, not enhanced.

By: lukemeister

lukemeister — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:24:41 -0800

Without seeing them naked, they look even bigger than ever! That's how I feel about all of you.

By: Ryvar

Ryvar — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:09:34 -0800

yoink: "So...how many followers does a prophet have to have before laughing at their wacky ideas becomes an uncivil mockery of people's cherished beliefs?" There are estimated to be 55,000 Scientologists in the U.S (2001 est.). There are 5.5 million Mormons. So somewhere in there apparently lies your answer. Does anybody else here look at those numbers and think, "Hey, yeah, that sounds fair"?

By: b1tr0t

b1tr0t — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:04:12 -0800

I don't get it, are you trying to say Mormons shouldn't be mocked? Seriously?

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:26:37 -0800

Didn't she appear on the TV Program Real People at one point in the '70s? I seem to recall that my teenage brain wanted very badly to see her naked. Alas, these were the days pre-Interweb, so I've had to wait until now. Thank you, Metafilter!

By: carsonb

carsonb — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:10:00 -0800

Hm, that's odd. coisas do arco da velha took their post down.

By: P.o.B.

P.o.B. — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:40:05 -0800

helped establish female bodybuilding as a legitimate sport. Bodybuilding and legitimate do not belong in the same sentence. My favorite part of the Youtube video was "Ok...(puts finger up to ear, as if she has an ear piece in) receiving..."

By: aiq

aiq — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:01:14 -0800

I've seen Richard Roberts (Oral's son) do the exact same thing on legit TV. Stopped in mid sentence and said while staring vacantly off camera said, "Yes Lord?". A bit of the Tongues mumbo jumbo and seems God wanted all of us to send as much money to Richard as we could afford. Which God would return to each of us tenfold. No shit.

By: Halloween Jack

Halloween Jack — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:15:39 -0800

Also from the Wikipedia article: Blessed with a beautiful body, especially her incredible breasts and very, very thick pubic hair, which she nurtured by combing it from age of eighteen Now there's a handy grooming tip.

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 10:38:24 -0800

I don't get it, are you trying to say Mormons shouldn't be mocked? Seriously? I am, actually. Sure the beilefs the have seems awfully crazy, but in direct contact with them as individuals, I've rarely met more decent, helpful, and honest people. If I can be fine with people doing all sorts of wacky body modifications, then I'm fine with them believing that a guy talked to an angel in the forests of North America.