Relax. This Really Is The End of The Internet.
August 1, 2008 5:44 PM   Subscribe

 
It made a noise and I smashed it. No more internet for me!
posted by fantabulous timewaster at 5:49 PM on August 1, 2008


The internet may have finished, but snark lives on.
posted by djgh at 5:50 PM on August 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


Why do they all want me to go outside? What the FUCK am I going to click on out there?
posted by fungible at 5:51 PM on August 1, 2008 [11 favorites]


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Huh...

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Hmm...
posted by basicchannel at 5:54 PM on August 1, 2008


oh, god. not again.

but at least i got in before they close the thread!
posted by msconduct at 5:56 PM on August 1, 2008


The End of The Doors.
posted by Knappster at 5:58 PM on August 1, 2008


Thank you for playing, here is your prize!
posted by idiotfactory at 5:59 PM on August 1, 2008


seems kind of anti-climactic.
posted by wabbittwax at 6:04 PM on August 1, 2008


From the noframes source of theendoftheinternet.com:

tHEeNDoFtHEiNTERNET.com is for sale, rent or trade but will not be given away stolen or hyjacked!!! so says ted@tHEeNDoFtHEiNTERnET.COM The last who tried was reuters.com.

huh.
posted by gohlkus at 6:04 PM on August 1, 2008


So anyway, did you guys know they're making Tron 2? I think Pixar has some involvement.
posted by The Loch Ness Monster at 6:14 PM on August 1, 2008


Funny. I just got to the end of the internet on Google Reader today. They link here.
posted by gemmy at 6:15 PM on August 1, 2008


I was flipping through channels last night and caught the start of this movie and I thought it was weird because it was about this pizza delivery guy who stumbles across a robbery. And it was in a mall. And one of the stores was just called "Electronics Store," like that's what it said over the door. And the robbers turned out to be about 40 guys with stockings over their heads. It was really weird.

And then the movie turned out to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II. So I changed the channel.
posted by Naberius at 6:17 PM on August 1, 2008


Oh jeez. I forgot to put in the link to the tele-coachinar page. D'oh! :-)
posted by Naberius at 6:19 PM on August 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


This is a trick. A couple of months ago I calculated the last number, which is too big to post here, but then I realized that with fractions there are still more numbers.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 6:24 PM on August 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


One of the links has a link within itself....so, where does it really end?

(the link with the simple living network link)
posted by captainsohler at 6:26 PM on August 1, 2008


Isn't this the end of the internet?
posted by elfgirl at 6:37 PM on August 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


I got to the end of the internet, the end boss was hard.
posted by borkencode at 6:39 PM on August 1, 2008


Any page that doesn't have a hyperlink on it is the end of the Internet. Some of the pages linked to from above have outbound links on them. Therefore, they didn't understand the joke they were trying to tell. Therefore, they fail at the Internet.
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:43 PM on August 1, 2008 [5 favorites]


I haven't seen one of these in 10 years, maybe? There's something quietly sad and desperate about these pages, like a long-abandoned geocities fansite. The end of the internet is bleak indeed.
posted by OverlappingElvis at 6:47 PM on August 1, 2008


Is there a reason all the ends of the Internet are so condescending?
posted by Caduceus at 6:53 PM on August 1, 2008 [3 favorites]


the end of the internet ate my balls.
posted by quonsar at 6:55 PM on August 1, 2008 [2 favorites]


42
posted by fixedgear at 6:55 PM on August 1, 2008


Jesus CHRIST, elfgirl, how long does that thing go on?
posted by yhbc at 7:01 PM on August 1, 2008


I been to the edge,
an' there I stood an' looked down
You know I lost a lot of friends there baby,
I got no time to mess around
posted by Tube at 7:02 PM on August 1, 2008


In my book this is the beginning, middle, and end of the Internet.
posted by Meatbomb at 7:13 PM on August 1, 2008


Well. Don't know that I care for this "internet" fellow.
posted by Mister_A at 7:20 PM on August 1, 2008


I thought the end of the internet is a place where pEopLE wRitE LiKe tHiS except with indecipherable spelling, say "LOL" aand "MUAH" when they are happy and "ur a gay fagget" when they are upset, and communicate through the use of glitter graphics.

At least, that's when I lost interest and stop clicking, so I figured that must be the end.
posted by louche mustachio at 7:32 PM on August 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


4 years ago, I was roundly excoriated for posting links to the "this page intentionally left blank" project. Now is my chance to return the favor. Shit rolls downhill.
posted by Devils Rancher at 7:35 PM on August 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


A lot of these sites say "go outside."

Today I went outside and explored in some woods.

I found a MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN BEAR.

I am not shitting you, though I did shit a brick.

Because it was a FUCKING BEAR RIGHT OVER THERE AND NOTHING WAS BETWEEN ME AND IT.

So give that some consideration before you go outside.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 7:43 PM on August 1, 2008 [6 favorites]


DO NOT CLIK ON THE BEAR.
posted by Devils Rancher at 7:46 PM on August 1, 2008 [10 favorites]


Does TheOnlyCoolTim shit in the woods?
posted by Sailormom at 8:08 PM on August 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


FINALLY. Now I can start downloading the internet to my computer.
posted by Ron Thanagar at 8:15 PM on August 1, 2008


Go ahead and leave me.
I think i prefer to stay inside.
maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking when theres science to do
when i look out there
it makes me glad I'm not you
i've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
i feel fantastic and I'm still alive
while your dying ill be still alive
and when your dead i will be still alive
still alive
still alive
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 8:53 PM on August 1, 2008


Last weekend I biked out to where the sidewalk ends. Nice place. Lower rents.
posted by A dead Quaker at 9:32 PM on August 1, 2008


Lana Turner has collapsed! Oh Lana Turner we love you get up.
posted by blucevalo at 9:33 PM on August 1, 2008


. . .
posted by CynicalKnight at 10:01 PM on August 1, 2008


yhbc, I'd estimate I clicked elfgirl's button about 700 times before it wrapped around back to the beginning.

Why yes, I'm trying to avoid looking at a tough problem. How'd you know?
posted by no1hatchling at 10:28 PM on August 1, 2008




Does TheOnlyCoolTim shit in the woods?


I bet when he sees a bear he does.
posted by louche mustachio at 10:47 PM on August 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


Best of the web? Seriously? I saw this kind of thing years ago.
posted by IvoShandor at 10:49 PM on August 1, 2008


Why do many of the "end of the internet" pages have links on them?
posted by knave at 10:51 PM on August 1, 2008


The next link is the end of the interenet, and there is a monster at the end of the internet! PLEASE DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!
posted by tamagosan at 11:25 PM on August 1, 2008 [1 favorite]


the end of the internet ate my balls.

Ah, yes. Pre-4chan memes. Those were the days.
posted by wastelands at 1:10 AM on August 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


This is the last comment on the internet.
The end.




































ha ha just kidding!
posted by tiamat at 1:25 AM on August 2, 2008 [1 favorite]


no1hatchling: It was no more than 200 times, and the story was worth it. ;)
posted by wierdo at 3:36 AM on August 2, 2008


"yhbc, I'd estimate I clicked elfgirl's button about 700 times before it wrapped around back to the beginning. "

sorry, read that as "bottom" for a sec and this thread actually got interesting....
posted by HuronBob at 5:06 AM on August 2, 2008


i thought cakefarts.com was the end.
posted by kitchenrat at 6:28 AM on August 2, 2008


What's the deal with the awful midi version of "Under the Bridge" here? I suppose that's what it must sound like at the end of something or other.
posted by eric1halfb at 6:32 AM on August 2, 2008


I'm glad the Newfoundland one is still kicking around — I always found it amusing in my salad days on the web.
posted by Johnny Assay at 7:51 AM on August 2, 2008


Careful not to go to the theendsoftheinternet.com. It's a porn site.
posted by aftermarketradio at 9:01 AM on August 2, 2008


Geez it smells like pot in here!
posted by humannaire at 11:25 AM on August 2, 2008


...Not with a bang, but with a LOLCAT.
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:08 PM on August 2, 2008


Careful not to go to the theendsoftheinternet.com. It's a porn site.

Bullshit.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 11:31 PM on August 2, 2008


so, like, this thread is for hanging out and chillin' on a sunday afternoon, amirite?
posted by infini at 2:18 AM on August 3, 2008


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