I love eggs...but

August 6, 2008 5:11 PM

I love you, egg. I really, really do.
posted by Hands of Manos (15 comments total)

The difficult thing with eggs is that nutritionists are always changing their minds as to whether they're good for you or not. I think they're good for us right now, so I'm trying to eat as many as I can before they're bad for us again.
posted by Citizen Premier at 5:19 PM on August 6, 2008

I love egg too, but this is from 8-9 years ago, so it's all rotten by now.
posted by naju at 5:20 PM on August 6, 2008

I love noodles.
posted by puke & cry at 5:22 PM on August 6, 2008

*squeeeee!*
posted by Asparagirl at 5:22 PM on August 6, 2008

My brains are scrambled. and fried. and possibly poached.
posted by jonmc at 5:26 PM on August 6, 2008

Previously.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 5:26 PM on August 6, 2008

Come into my tummy, oh so very yummy.

Exit in a cloud, of flatulence so loud.
posted by netbros at 5:29 PM on August 6, 2008 [4 favorites]

netbros, *literal* spittake on that one!
posted by notsnot at 5:33 PM on August 6, 2008

three hundred and sixty five days I really love you so

Thank god for leap year.
posted by StickyCarpet at 5:35 PM on August 6, 2008

Man, those Egg Council creeps are getting desperate.
posted by Bromius at 5:36 PM on August 6, 2008

Previously.

Only 45145 threads ago.
posted by Caduceus at 5:37 PM on August 6, 2008

Thank god for leap year.

February 29th is FUCK EGGS day!
posted by Citizen Premier at 5:39 PM on August 6, 2008

While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
posted by puke & cry at 5:40 PM on August 6, 2008

Under Egg's picture in the high school yearbook, it says "not pictured."

But it was corrected in the spring supplement
posted by WolfDaddy at 5:42 PM on August 6, 2008

I think the part I liked best was the baby sucking the egg's 'brains' out through a nipple. Yum.

February 29th is FUCK EGGS day!

Great. You just invoked Rule34, dammit...
posted by pupdog at 5:43 PM on August 6, 2008