Comments on: Giant Inflatable Dog Turd Wreaks Havoc

Giant Inflatable Dog Turd Wreaks Havoc

yhbc — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:26:56 -0800

You know it's a good day to be a reporter when you can use the phrases "giant inflatable dog turd" and "wreaks havoc" in the same story.

By: DU

DU — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:32:12 -0800

Wow, and all the memes work: 1) This dog turd...it's giant and inflatable? And wreaks havoc? 2) MetaFilter: Giant Inflatable Dog Turd Wreaks Havoc 3) Christ, what an asshole. 4) HURF DURF HAVOC WREAKER 5) You know who else wrought havoc? 6) ??? 7) PROFIT!!!

By: oneirodynia

oneirodynia — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:34:13 -0800

Christ, Paul McCartney really needs to stop smoking so much pot.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:34:22 -0800

You forgot: We have giant inflatable dog turds. Wreaking havoc.

By: nola

nola — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:36:40 -0800

Is this something I'd need a TV dog to understand?

By: Someone has just shot your horse!

Someone has just shot your horse! — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:38:28 -0800

Giant Havoc-Wreaking Inflatable Dog Turd Blue.

By: freshwater_pr0n

freshwater_pr0n — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:40:07 -0800

This giant, inflatable dog turd: it vibrates??

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:41:14 -0800

This is why we can't have ~~nice things~~ giant inflatable dog turds.

By: bunnytricks

bunnytricks — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:42:10 -0800

Coincidentally, Havok from the X-Men's new secondary mutation is inflating giant turds.

By: freshwater_pr0n

freshwater_pr0n — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:43:21 -0800

Also: Previously.

By: Someone has just shot your horse!

Someone has just shot your horse! — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:46:43 -0800

Are we sure it's from a dog?

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:47:18 -0800

Wow, and all the memes work But will it blend?

By: Quietgal

Quietgal — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:47:51 -0800

DU, you forgot "Won't somebody think of the children?"

By: spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints

spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:48:00 -0800

WE HAVE GIANT HAVOC-WREAKING INFLATABLE DOG TURDS!

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:48:08 -0800

Also: Previously* *That was my very firstest MeFi post.

By: datawrangler

datawrangler — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:48:18 -0800

The hours dedicated to a study of the subject before commencing on the fabrication of an artistic interpretation--well, somebody's convinced of his own talent. Works of art, indeed.

By: wfrgms

wfrgms — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:48:56 -0800

im in ur dogs poop wreck'n havok

By: Sailormom

Sailormom — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:49:27 -0800

Won't anyone think of the children?

By: chudmonkey

chudmonkey — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:50:08 -0800

I love the world again! This is precisely what should happen when you make a giant, inflatable dog turd - any other outcome would be hugely less entertaining. Also: I, for one, welcome our new giant, inflatable dog turd overlords.

By: Someone has just shot your horse!

Someone has just shot your horse! — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:52:17 -0800

Giant Havoc-Wreaking Inflatable Dog Turd ~~Blue~~ Blew. FTFM

By: SaintCynr

SaintCynr — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:52:38 -0800

This shit writes itself!

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:54:27 -0800

...landing on the grounds of a children's home 200 meters away... Hmm... hadda be some delighted kids there, and some traumatized kids there. Hopefully more delighted.

By: optovox

optovox — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:55:34 -0800

Looks like the shit really hit the WAN.

By: headspace

headspace — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:56:03 -0800

[NOT GIANTINFLATABLEDOGTURD-IST]

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:57:28 -0800

Man, the MeFi memes in this thread are flying faster than giant inflatable dog turds.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:58:47 -0800

By: Countess Elena

Countess Elena — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:06:34 -0800

The Dave Barry column writes itself! Still, this must have been a moment of pure, delicious comedy, and I wish I could have been there.

By: eriko

eriko — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:08:11 -0800

This is why we can't have nice things.

By: ryanrs

ryanrs — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:08:54 -0800

Yes, but is it art?

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:09:46 -0800

Yes, but is it art? FTW FTW FTW

By: furtive

furtive — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:17:33 -0800

I see what you did there.

By: Greg_Ace

Greg_Ace — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:17:43 -0800

Two Girls, One Giant Inflatable Dog Turd.

By: lukemeister

lukemeister — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:31:26 -0800

Metafilter: Unsure whether success or catastrophic failure would be more compelling

By: electrasteph

electrasteph — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:32:00 -0800

I want to be as rich as Paul McCartney, so I can make my "F U" statements to the whole planet in the form of giant inflatable balloons.

By: danb

danb — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:32:42 -0800

It's a pretty good article, but nothing anyone familiar with giant inflatable dog turds hasn't read before.

By: Kloryne

Kloryne — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:42:50 -0800

Wow, and all the memes work: OH, THE HUGE MAN-DOOKIE.

By: Kloryne

Kloryne — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:44:11 -0800

Oh poop, it was dog dookie... :(

By: lukemeister

lukemeister — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:44:12 -0800

Paul McCarthy beirrt die sonst friedliche Landschaftsskulptur des Zentrum Paul Klee mit seiner Installation Complex Shit – einem gigantischen Hundehaufen.

By: oneirodynia

oneirodynia — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:54:35 -0800

*amused that the man who wrote "Silly Love Songs" may be forever incorrectly linked to a great soaring escapee dog turd*

By: Wolof

Wolof — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:05:07 -0800

HURF DURF POOPY FLOATER

By: lukemeister

lukemeister — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:06:46 -0800

incorrectly linked to a great soaring escapee dog turd as a resurgence of his career!

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:36:57 -0800

Pillowy Puffy Puppy Poopy Precariously Pelts Powerline and Proceeds to Precipitously Pound Pubescents' Playground

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:37:03 -0800

well, i lost a lot of love over you paul mccartney - no i don't THINK so

By: Greg_Ace

Greg_Ace — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:42:33 -0800

oneirodynia: *amused that the man who wrote "Silly Love Songs" may be forever incorrectly linked to a great soaring escapee dog turd* INcorrectly? Okay, clarification, please - is it your opinion that "Silly Love Songs" doesn't soar, or isn't a dog turd? and don't get me started on "Let 'Em In" and "Live and Let Die"

By: ornate insect

ornate insect — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:48:59 -0800

also: previously

By: pompomtom

pompomtom — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:49:11 -0800

Giant inflatable dog turd in quonsar's pants.

By: Mr.Encyclopedia

Mr.Encyclopedia — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:51:11 -0800

This is why my motto is "Always look out for Number Two."

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:01:08 -0800

As a giant inflatable dog turd, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

By: Pseudology

Pseudology — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:16:46 -0800

At least no one can blame this one on Clifford.

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:26:16 -0800

This post is useless without scratch-n-sniff.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:50:07 -0800

hey, that giant inflatable dog turd resembles me! no, wait, i don't think that came out right

By: Wolof

Wolof — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 00:44:40 -0800

Dogless Turd in Topless Bra.

By: ijsbrand

ijsbrand — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:53:34 -0800

I want to be as rich as Paul McCartney, so I can make my "F U" statements to the whole planet in the form of giant inflatable balloons. -:- amused that the man who wrote "Silly Love Songs" may be forever incorrectly linked to a great soaring escapee dog turd -:- Nope, different doggy called Fidoe. Paul McCarthy is not the same person as Paul McCartney.

By: flashboy

flashboy — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 04:26:11 -0800

I just want to confirm that yes, I knew it was a good day to be a reporter when I saw this story. I was particularly glad to get the phrase "artistic faecal rampage" out of my system.

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:43:17 -0800

This simply will not dodo. Es ist verboten! Es ist nicht ordung! In Switzerland, plastic bags and bins are provided for the disposal of the doggy droppings. It is forbidden to leave it laying about. And honestly, the dogs are so well behaved (in a rather un-dog-like way) that I suspect they may pick up after themselves.

By: elfgirl

elfgirl — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 06:59:21 -0800

EPIC LULZ

By: porn in the woods

porn in the woods — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:27:56 -0800

Dump the motherfucking dog already.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:30:20 -0800

Paul McCarthy is not the same person as Paul McCartney. All hail Marx and Lennon.

By: never used baby shoes

never used baby shoes — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:00:05 -0800

We need a link to site with coupons for giant inflatable dog turds. Of course, the problem will be that the person at the checkout won't be able to identify it.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:13:13 -0800

Sadly, the education of the youth of amerika is declining in more than one way. The other day I was at the grocery store and the checker was unable to identify a giant inflatable dog turd. And no, she wasn't new...and to make matters worse the checker next to her didn't know either.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:17:25 -0800

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:20:37 -0800

long turd is long.

By: straight

straight — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:33:42 -0800

I, for one, welcome our havok-wreaking giant-inflatable dog overturds.

By: A-Train

A-Train — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:37:46 -0800

I don't get it. Doesn't Switzerland of all places have stoop-and-scoop laws to cover this sort of eventuality?

By: darkstar

darkstar — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:41:27 -0800

One Link YouPoop

By: lukemeister

lukemeister — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:03:54 -0800

The kids whose idyllic childhoods were ruined by the GIDT will be writing their memoirs any day now.

By: underthehat

underthehat — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:20:37 -0800

All your giant inflatable dog turd are belong to us.* Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Dog Turd DOG TURD!**

By: lukemeister

lukemeister — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:55:16 -0800

underthehat, I think you owe it to us to start a GIDT Wikipedia page, or perhaps a GIDT GTD page.

By: spock

spock — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:58:01 -0800

Havoc-wreaking inflatable dog turds make baby Jesus cry.