Comments on: Sienfeld wants you to buy Vista, Shatner wants you to buy a Vic 20

Sienfeld wants you to buy Vista, Shatner wants you to buy a Vic 20

Artw — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:07:03 -0800

Celebrity computer endorsements throughout the ages.

By: Artw

Artw — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:09:44 -0800

Me, I would have gone with John Hodgeman. Screw that other guy, he's the cool one in the Mac ads.

By: lekvar

lekvar — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:11:44 -0800

When I clicked the link I was kinda hoping to see da Vinci, alexander the Great, Plato, maybe Charlemagne.

By: DU

DU — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:13:18 -0800

By now, you've probably heard that Microsoft latest move to counter the incredibly popular "I'm a Mac / I'm a PC" ads... Timely! ...was to hire Jerry Seinfeld as their new pitchman Even timelier!

By: Artw

Artw — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:16:25 -0800

I was kinda hoping to see da Vinci, alexander the Great, Plato, maybe Charlemagne. Shatner is way cooler than all those people. Half of them never even had a computer.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:17:31 -0800

I was thinking about Microsoft's choice of Seinfeld earlier today, and realized one of the essential things present-day Apple knows which most major corporations do not: You can't look hip if your marketing depends on dated references. Apple? They're using a couple B and C list celebrities, but they're (a) using them for brand-new characters, and (b) they're present-day B and C list celebrities. Jerry Seinfeld is an A-list celebrity, but he's famous because of something he did, not something he is doing.

By: alexei

alexei — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:21:29 -0800

...throughout the ages. I figured this would be about Einstein, Feynman, et al's posthumous endorsements of Apple.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:27:53 -0800

Remember those 'What's on My Powerbook?" ads? They had one featuring Henry Rollins? Some 'zine did a parody where Rollins' answer was 'A list of people I'm cooler than.' Heh.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:31:04 -0800

Speaking of celebrity endorsements, Sean Lennon's been shilling for Honda automobiles here in Japan, as of late.

By: ODiV

ODiV — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:31:37 -0800

What, no Leno?

By: Justinian

Justinian — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:31:38 -0800

Apple also understands their target demographics. That "You are coming to a sad realization, cancel or allow?" was one of the most effective ads I've ever seen. It almost got me to consider a Mac. Almost.

By: An Infinity Of Monkeys

An Infinity Of Monkeys — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:39:21 -0800

This is my favorite celebrity computer pitchman.

By: papercake

papercake — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:39:45 -0800

I love John Cleese with wild abandon, but that man will sell anything for a buck.

By: starman

starman — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:45:50 -0800

What, no drunk Jeff Goldblum?

By: hal9k

hal9k — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:50:22 -0800

And what's up with all this stability stuff? The way I see it: computer crash? That just means break time. You've been working too hard. Windows thinks you need to step away from the computer and think it over. Java hang? Java run! Folks, two months on Vista with this kind of interactivity and oh yeah we'll solve the obesity problem. And c'mon. Macintosh? Please. Who really puts a trashcan on their desktop?

By: jack_mo

jack_mo — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:52:39 -0800

Jerry Seinfeld is an A-list celebrity, but he's famous because of something he did, not something he is doing. And when he was famous for doing that something, he was famously a Mac user. He even had the silliest Mac ever, the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh, on his telly programme. Which makes him less a fanboy, more a leather palm rest-licking loon. (Or maybe he was taking the piss out of Mac heads? I only saw the programme a few times.)

By: jack_mo

jack_mo — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:54:21 -0800

Who really puts a trashcan on their desktop? Path Finder users.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:55:26 -0800

I love John Cleese with wild abandon, but that man will sell anything for a buck. I blame SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL EMPEROR STRINGETTES!

By: furtive

furtive — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:59:01 -0800

Needs more Alan Alda.

By: roll truck roll

roll truck roll — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:13:36 -0800

The "I'm a Mac" ads work, but really the only reason why they work is that they allow John Hodgman to be funny. He gets to be far more charming in them, even though he's the brand X. I think that Microsoft's counter ads (that should have run like two years ago) pretty much write themselves. 20-and-30-somethings don't want to be the cool kid with ripped jeans. They want to be the lovable dope who checks his email at parties. Microsoft could build awesome ads by having a funny nerd just be a funny nerd. Like maybe Brian Posehn.

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:18:22 -0800

I love John Cleese with wild abandon, but that man will sell anything for a buck. At least he does it for lots of cash. Eric Idle will pretty much come to your house and pour the contents of your fridge over his head if you'll pay attention to him.

By: Chinese Jet Pilot

Chinese Jet Pilot — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:28:06 -0800

Previously

By: blasdelf

blasdelf — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:31:21 -0800

What, no Poochie?

By: dydecker

dydecker — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:35:25 -0800

Wow. A bunch of ads. Thanks for that.

By: box

box — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:47:41 -0800

Who's the highest-profile celebrity to endorse Linux?

By: lekvar

lekvar — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:53:05 -0800

And c'mon. Macintosh? Please. Who really puts a trashcan on their desktop? No offense, but I'm hardly going to listen to usability advice from a homicidal computer.

By: ericb

ericb — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:56:24 -0800

Charlie Chaplin (aka The Tramp) and the IBM PC.

By: 5MeoCMP

5MeoCMP — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:01:38 -0800

Who's the highest-profile celebrity to endorse Linux? posted by box at 11:47 AM on August 22 [+] [!]

Err ... Wil Wheaton?

By: niles

niles — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:07:04 -0800

I always thought the HP ads had a very cool concept. Of course, it'd be even cooler if how that was the computer actually worked.

By: DanielDManiel

DanielDManiel — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:15:34 -0800

The celebrity computer related endorsement that made me the most sad was Amy Sedaris hawking Microsoft Office with cute bunnies. The ad was all over facebook for awhile making scrabulous much less fun for me.

By: Class Goat

Class Goat — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:21:50 -0800

Who's the highest-profile celebrity to endorse Linux? Richard Stallman, of course! And he's enough for you, you know! The MacArthur Foundation says so...

By: sergeant sandwich

sergeant sandwich — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:24:36 -0800

Here's Bill Cosby, who was the spokesperson for Texas Instrument's incredibly lame TI 99/4: incredibly lame? this sounds like "your favorite childhood memory sucks" to me. fuck that noise - parsec, tombstone city, that weird pacman knockoff that was better than pacman - the 99/4A was the shit.

By: mrbill

mrbill — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:32:42 -0800

that weird pacman knockoff that was better than pacman Munchman.

By: AccordionGuy

AccordionGuy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:54:55 -0800

I wrote that it was lame because from a programmer's point of view, it was. Missing keys, a terrible version of BASIC, no way to save your programs -- all leading to lame in my opinion. I'm glad you enjoyed yours. (I'm a little shocked that I find myself agreeing with Dvorak's assessment of the machine, though.)

By: Artw

Artw — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:56:43 -0800

The TI 99/4 sounds great: Texas Instruments' foray into the home computer market didn't last long, and the TI-99/4 offers a few clues as to why. At a time when all other home machines connected to your television, the 99/4 worked only with its own display--which was in fact a bulky 13-inch Zenith TV. Its keyboard came with Chiclet-sized keys more appropriate to one of TI's hand calculators, and like your computer-illiterate mother-in-law, the machine could type only in SCREAMING CAPITAL LETTERS.

By: kcds

kcds — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:00:56 -0800

And c'mon. Macintosh? Please. Who really puts a trashcan on their desktop? The Mac trashcan on the desktop went away with OS 9 - it's in the Dock now. Whereas last time I looked at Windows, there it was ... the Recycle Bin, sort of oddly placed somewhere on the left hand side of my screen, randomly plopped down between "My Computer" and "Internet Explorer". Also - WTF?

By: Student of Man

Student of Man — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:21:36 -0800

The biggest celebrity would have to be Muhamad Ali for IBM. Also Avery Brooks a.k.a. Captain Benjamin Sisko of Star Trek infamy- also for Big Blue. Kudos for using minorities too.

By: Student of Man

Student of Man — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:24:12 -0800

That is... IBM-Linux. Mr. Box. The answer to your question.

By: box

box — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:34:52 -0800

Holy shit, Hawk and The Greatest? Man, I feel so much cooler now. Take a hike, Wheaton. Thanks, Student of Man.

By: Mitrovarr

Mitrovarr — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:44:26 -0800

kcds: The Mac trashcan on the desktop went away with OS 9 - it's in the Dock now. Whereas last time I looked at Windows, there it was ... the Recycle Bin, sort of oddly placed somewhere on the left hand side of my screen, randomly plopped down between "My Computer" and "Internet Explorer". I've never understood the point of either. You could select all of the files you want to get rid of, carefully drag them onto an icon on the edge of the screen, possibly having to minimize windows to get to the desktop where the icon recides. Then you can let stuff accumulate there silently until you remember to empty it, or run out of disk space, whichever comes first. Or, you know, you could learn to press the delete key. Except now it's shift-delete because users were too stupid to avoid deleting the stuff they wanted and/or learn to use an undelete utility.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:44:28 -0800

Wow. That's $300mil Microsoft could spend on fixing Vista, instead of flushing down the toilet. Good luck, gang.

By: ODiV

ODiV — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:18:50 -0800

Oh, come on, Blazecock Pileon. $300M of money spent on advertising Vista is in no way mutually exclusive from spending $300M fixing it. $300M of well spent advertising money will probably ensure more than $300M in the future to spend on whatever the hell they want.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:52:27 -0800

Who's the highest-profile celebrity to endorse Linux? Uh... quonsar?

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:58:23 -0800

I was kinda hoping to see da Vinci, alexander the Great, Plato, maybe Charlemagne Hi, I'm Blaise Pascal! You might remember me from such things as my wager! I'm here now to tell you about the new miracle of mechanical adding machines...

By: middleclasstool

middleclasstool — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:25:18 -0800

Thank God I'm not the only person who thought Pac-Man was a second rate Munchman. I feel vindicated. Also, George Plimpton could be advertising a free bag of cash and hookers for me, and I'd still think he was too much of an annoying prick to listen.

By: treepour

treepour — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:32:32 -0800

The only celebrity computer endorsement that could possibly sway me would be an endorsement from Laurie Anderson.

By: pracowity

pracowity — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:59:42 -0800

kcds: I think that "And what's up with all this stability stuff? ... Who really puts a trashcan on their desktop?" comment is supposed to be Seinfeld talking. I know this is MetaFilter, but you don't need to argue with an invented Seinfeld. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?!

By: Rumple

Rumple — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:10:28 -0800

Who's the highest-profile celebrity to endorse Linux? jessamyn, surely....

By: minifigs

minifigs — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:12:57 -0800

I love John Cleese with wild abandon, but that man will sell anything for a buck. At least he does it for lots of cash. Eric Idle will pretty much come to your house and pour the contents of your fridge over his head if you'll pay attention to him. During the original run of Monty Python Eric Idle did an ad for an Austrailian chocolate bar called Nudge as his nudge nudge wink wink character. He felt uncomfortable with selling out so he refused to do any more. John Cleese stepped in and did a series of ads as Eric Idle's character. John Cleese has always been at least equally fuelled by money and talent. It's a slightly more recent thing with Idle.

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:33:36 -0800

Bob Hope endorses Vista. Is there a subtext to only hiring black celebrities to push linux? All the Monty Python celebs who did not appear in Adventures of Pluto Nash get a free pass to sell out at least ten times over as far as I'm concerned.

By: grouse

grouse — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:37:34 -0800

Here's Bill Cosby, who was the spokesperson for Texas Instrument's incredibly lame TI 99/4: Yeah, the 99/4 was incredibly lame. I had a 99/4A, though, which was amazingly awesome. They both had a whopping 256 bytes of main memory. Yes, bytes, not kilobytes, or megabytes, or something unimaginable like gigabytes.

By: twine42

twine42 — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:27:13 -0800

Wow. A bunch of ads. Thanks for that. Hmmm... Pepsi Mushroom or Pepsi Beige...?

By: fuse theorem

fuse theorem — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:46:49 -0800

Who could forget Charleton Heston's stellar endorsement of Windows 95? Featuring Karen Black and George Kennedy.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:59:59 -0800

TI 99/4A represent!

By: rongorongo

rongorongo — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:08:52 -0800

Telecommunications rather than computers - and a low quality example - but Stephen Hawking's attempt on behalf of BT is worth a look if you have never seen it.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:28:06 -0800

It seems like a lot of people don't exactly understand what Microsoft is trying to do with their advertising. You're saying Microsoft can't be "hip" if they use dated references. But who says they want to be hip? and why would they want too? Most of the people Microsoft is trying to market too probably still have fond memories of watching Seinfeld. They're not trying to appeal to hipster 20somethings, they're trying to appeal to people who still run XP and just haven't upgraded. People who probably don't think of themselves as hip.

By: sugarfish

sugarfish — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:54:13 -0800

Metafilter: you don't need to argue with an invented Seinfeld

By: troybob

troybob — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:19:18 -0800

I always loved it when watching TV with my grandmother, and whenever a celebrity would show up on a commercial, she would say, mournfully, "Oh, he must need the money." So that's the first thing I think when I see a celebrity in an ad. And did Seinfeld lose all his in the markets or something? He's got to know that he's doing his celebrity clout no good by selling himself off like a last-call whore. Look at Dennis Miller; I don't, since he started with those dumb long-distance commercials (and then apparently turned way stupid very soon after).

By: Artw

Artw — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:46:14 -0800

I'm kind of curious as to how bad the bee movie could be, but not curious enough to watch it. a whopping 256 bytes of main memory. The Commodore 64, and it's whopping 64k of memory, got it's ~~celebrity~~ animal endorsement from an elephant. Becuase elephants never forget, etc... I think about that every time someone hands me a >64k graphic to put on a website as a minor decoration.

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:04:11 -0800

Here's to the crazy ~~ones~~ Joe Divola.

By: pracowity

pracowity — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:38:58 -0800

It seems like a lot of people don't exactly understand what Microsoft is trying to do with their advertising. I guess it's hard to see straight when you start by assuming that one corporation and everything it does must be stupid and evil, and that another corporation and everything it does must be brilliant and good.

By: Artw

Artw — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:41:49 -0800

I forget who said it at the recent Seattle meet up, but there was some suggestion that Microsoft should do what IBM apparently did a while back, and stop spending money on advertising completely, since peoples views on Microsoft are essentially "fixed" and any new ads are just going to be used as evidence to reinforce them.

By: grouse

grouse — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:46:00 -0800

It wasn't me; I think it was blasdelf.

By: Target Practice

Target Practice — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:02:20 -0800

The TI-99/4A was awesome. On a related note, Isaac Asimov wants you to buy a TRS-80.

By: McGuillicuddy

McGuillicuddy — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:35:02 -0800

Microsoft needs to go back to the WinXP /2003 base and try again. Vista "Workstation" or whatever it is called is a terrible operating system. Jerry Seinfeld can't fix that and the average consumer doesn't care what Jerry has to say anyway. Nor can they buy a new computer without Vista. Microsoft is clearly targeting the insanely disproportionate number of middle age IT admins with purchasing power that think quoting the show is a great substitute for wit. I thought Jay-Z pimping HP was a good ad. Or at least like niles said - if that was how computers actually worked.

By: Artw

Artw — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 12:45:49 -0800

Shrugs. Vista under-delivered but is not entirely horrible, at least on newish machines. If you're on a stable XP set-up its probably worth waiting for the next Windows (which hopefully won't over-reach and fall short quite so much), but talk of MS rolling back to XP is just sillyness.