Porn adaptations

September 1, 2008 7:06 AM

Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, Now With Hot Girl-on-Girl Action. [NSFW!]

Also, The Pound of Flesh [NSFW], on Shakespeare Porn.

posted by sveskemus (26 comments total)

Heh. The second scene in the Sexxxing montage with the cutaway to not horrific murder but rather sexy makeouts? Points for style.

But the Clockwork Orgy stuff he's got linked farther down the page was much more impressive as far as quixotic attention to the source material goes.
posted by cortex at 7:26 AM on September 1, 2008

"Well, I'm sure you can guess what happens next."

"He...fixes the cable?"
posted by kittens for breakfast at 7:31 AM on September 1, 2008 [14 favorites]

Further down the page is what is claimed to be the first pornographic animated cartoon. Link. Note that it is not just NSFW, but includes bestiality, penis-dueling, and detachable peni.
posted by Forktine at 7:42 AM on September 1, 2008

You might also recall the Cuming of Jizzus.
posted by jeffburdges at 7:43 AM on September 1, 2008 [1 favorite]

This post is useless without torrents.

Ahem, or something else. (Wait is this boyzone? Is all porn boyzone?)
posted by oddman at 7:43 AM on September 1, 2008

His fake trailer for the Shining is better.
posted by jeffburdges at 7:51 AM on September 1, 2008 [1 favorite]

first pornographic animated cartoon

That is the weirdest Super Mario game ever.
posted by cortex at 7:55 AM on September 1, 2008 [2 favorites]

His fake trailer for the Shining is better.

It isn't his trailer, he just linked to it.
posted by shinynewnick at 8:05 AM on September 1, 2008

Clockwork Orgy is nowhere near as pornographic as Kubrik's original.

I've never heard "Singing in the Rain" in quite the same way since seeing it.
posted by three blind mice at 8:06 AM on September 1, 2008

You know, I knew I'd seen that cartoon somewhere before.
posted by JaredSeth at 8:08 AM on September 1, 2008

Speaking of porn adaptations, I think that Chuck Palahniuk's new novel is basically an excuse for him to come up with semi-literate porno titles. My favorite was Snow Falling On Peters. He recently did an event at the Famous Bookstore and his publicist gave us employess a ton of schwag, including promo bookmarks for Choke, the tassels of which were....anal beads.

It's sitting on my coffee table.
posted by jonmc at 8:12 AM on September 1, 2008

The two clips in the video below are pretty tame, because I edited them that way.

What the hell's the point?
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:24 AM on September 1, 2008

Willie: 'Ye've read my thoughts boy! Ye've got the Shinning!!'

Bart: 'Don't you mean the Shining?'

Willie: 'Quiet boy, do ye want to get sued?'
posted by mannequito at 8:36 AM on September 1, 2008

"He...fixes the cable?"

Dont be fatuous, Kittens.
posted by BrotherCaine at 8:50 AM on September 1, 2008 [1 favorite]

So is this a way to get me past the scarring from seeing The Shining on TV when I was a kid, or will it just make it worse?
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 9:09 AM on September 1, 2008

I'm just bummed Geena Davis started making porn.
posted by ORthey at 9:18 AM on September 1, 2008 [1 favorite]

Great, now I'm imagining Aubrey Morris, aka Mr. Deltoid, in a porno: "Take my trousers off, yess? I've heard of ending up in stripey holes, but this is ridiculous, yess? Oh yess? Yess? YESS?"

The second scene in the Sexxxing montage with the cutaway to not horrific murder but rather sexy makeouts? Points for style.

Wait 'til you see what the elevator's filled with.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 9:20 AM on September 1, 2008 [12 favorites]

Bueno, bueno...
posted by Artw at 10:07 AM on September 1, 2008

This space reserved for a "finely trimmed topiary" joke.
posted by hal9k at 11:37 AM on September 1, 2008 [1 favorite]

his publicist gave us employess a ton of schwag, including promo bookmarks for Choke, the tassels of which were....anal beads.

Because of that book I tend to work the term "impacted colon" into my conversations every once in awhile.
posted by P.o.B. at 12:22 PM on September 1, 2008

^ Goyzone.
posted by zippy at 12:26 PM on September 1, 2008 [2 favorites]

All jerk and no play makes wack a dull boy.
posted by not_on_display at 1:21 PM on September 1, 2008

I'll be in my bunk.
posted by Wonderwoman at 1:53 PM on September 1, 2008

Eyes Wide Shut might work better without the sex. Legs Wide Shut.
posted by WPW at 2:46 PM on September 1, 2008

I've always wondered what A.I. stood for. Does this answer the question?
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:57 PM on September 1, 2008

WPW, there is the Thighs Wide Shut porno.
posted by BrotherCaine at 12:57 AM on September 2, 2008