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Porn adaptations

sveskemus — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:06:30 -0800

Stanley Kubrick's The Shining, Now With Hot Girl-on-Girl Action. [NSFW!]

Also, The Pound of Flesh [NSFW], on Shakespeare Porn.

By: cortex

cortex — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:26:13 -0800

Heh. The second scene in the Sexxxing montage with the cutaway to not horrific murder but rather sexy makeouts? Points for style. But the Clockwork Orgy stuff he's got linked farther down the page was much more impressive as far as quixotic attention to the source material goes.

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:31:23 -0800

"Well, I'm sure you can guess what happens next." "He...fixes the cable?"

By: Forktine

Forktine — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:42:29 -0800

Further down the page is what is claimed to be the first pornographic animated cartoon. Link. Note that it is not just NSFW, but includes bestiality, penis-dueling, and detachable peni.

By: jeffburdges

jeffburdges — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:43:39 -0800

You might also recall the Cuming of Jizzus.

By: oddman

oddman — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:43:54 -0800

This post is useless without torrents. Ahem, or something else. (Wait is this boyzone? Is all porn boyzone?)

By: jeffburdges

jeffburdges — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:51:59 -0800

His fake trailer for the Shining is better.

By: cortex

cortex — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:55:31 -0800

first pornographic animated cartoon That is the weirdest Super Mario game ever.

By: shinynewnick

shinynewnick — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:05:55 -0800

His fake trailer for the Shining is better. It isn't his trailer, he just linked to it.

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:06:29 -0800

Clockwork Orgy is nowhere near as pornographic as Kubrik's original. I've never heard "Singing in the Rain" in quite the same way since seeing it.

By: JaredSeth

JaredSeth — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:08:37 -0800

You know, I knew I'd seen that cartoon somewhere before.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:12:23 -0800

Speaking of porn adaptations, I think that Chuck Palahniuk's new novel is basically an excuse for him to come up with semi-literate porno titles. My favorite was Snow Falling On Peters. He recently did an event at the Famous Bookstore and his publicist gave us employess a ton of schwag, including promo bookmarks for Choke, the tassels of which were....anal beads. It's sitting on my coffee table.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:24:49 -0800

The two clips in the video below are pretty tame, because I edited them that way. What the hell's the point?

By: mannequito

mannequito — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:36:55 -0800

Willie: 'Ye've read my thoughts boy! Ye've got the Shinning!!' Bart: 'Don't you mean the Shining?' Willie: 'Quiet boy, do ye want to get sued?'

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 08:50:33 -0800

"He...fixes the cable?" Dont be fatuous, Kittens.

By: These Premises Are Alarmed

These Premises Are Alarmed — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:09:14 -0800

So is this a way to get me past the scarring from seeing The Shining on TV when I was a kid, or will it just make it worse?

By: ORthey

ORthey — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:18:20 -0800

I'm just bummed Geena Davis started making porn.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:20:01 -0800

Great, now I'm imagining Aubrey Morris, aka Mr. Deltoid, in a porno: "Take my trousers off, yess? I've heard of ending up in stripey holes, but this is ridiculous, yess? Oh yess? Yess? YESS?" The second scene in the Sexxxing montage with the cutaway to not horrific murder but rather sexy makeouts? Points for style. Wait 'til you see what the elevator's filled with.

By: Artw

Artw — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:07:37 -0800

Bueno, bueno...

By: hal9k

hal9k — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:37:15 -0800

This space reserved for a "finely trimmed topiary" joke.

By: P.o.B.

P.o.B. — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:22:09 -0800

his publicist gave us employess a ton of schwag, including promo bookmarks for Choke, the tassels of which were....anal beads. Because of that book I tend to work the term "impacted colon" into my conversations every once in awhile.

By: zippy

zippy — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:26:15 -0800

^ Goyzone.

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:21:45 -0800

All jerk and no play makes wack a dull boy.

By: Wonderwoman

Wonderwoman — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:53:05 -0800

I'll be in my bunk.

By: WPW

WPW — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:46:30 -0800

Eyes Wide Shut might work better without the sex. Legs Wide Shut.

By: turgid dahlia

turgid dahlia — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:57:11 -0800

I've always wondered what A.I. stood for. Does this answer the question?

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 00:57:38 -0800

WPW, there is the Thighs Wide Shut porno.