Comments on: Diddy needs oil

Diddy needs oil

mkultra — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:23:16 -0800

Having a hard time grasping the far-reaching implications of higher oil prices? Diddy puts it in perspective.

By: dbiedny

dbiedny — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:25:40 -0800

Shit Sandwich, in an airport.

By: DU

DU — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:28:46 -0800

Pixel prices must be through the roof too.

By: pez_LPhiE

pez_LPhiE — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:29:25 -0800

Well, I know people will try to flame him but I think he's being a bit facetious for the camera and all.. But it's interesting though cause it really is affecting everything..

By: chimaera

chimaera — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:36:33 -0800

Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

By: dobie

dobie — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:38:21 -0800

This is really happening!

By: bitter-girl.com

bitter-girl.com — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:41:28 -0800

My personal Diddy favorite: DIDDYOBAMABLOG! DIDDYOBAMABLOG!! John McCain, you're buggin'! There are no black people in Alaska! My 'government name' is Sean Combs! oh man. The comedy gift that keeps on giving.

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:50:04 -0800

There are no black people in Alaska! Dude, actually? Black people are roughly 5% of the Alaskan population. And Alaska has only about 200,000 more people in it than Cleveland. So the number of black people who live in Alaska is approximately the number of people who live in...maybe...Rocky River.

By: troy

troy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:54:23 -0800

ah, a concrete example of demand destruction lowering the national standard of living, gotta love it.

By: cmonkey

cmonkey — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:55:12 -0800

I like how he says "..and I'm in coach" right before immediately plunking himself down in a business class seat. I weep for you, Mr. Puff Daddy, I truly weep.

By: Zambrano

Zambrano — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:58:41 -0800

Looks like Diddy had a few in The Admiral's Club. I'm no fan, but I will give him a pass because he's so fucking tanked.

By: Daddy-O

Daddy-O — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:59:14 -0800

If I ever see Diddy reduced to thumbing rides maybe I'll shed a tear for him.

By: bitter-girl.com

bitter-girl.com — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:02:13 -0800

Dude, kittens -- it's hyperbolic! And therefore kinda funny... I mean, at least I HOPE he's trying to be funny. (And actually, Wasilla, AK -- where Palin's from -- had, according to the census "0.59% Black or African American" while Rocky River, OH's only got 0.41%...so you're not far off. Fairly similar income stats, though RR is quite a bit larger, so technically, RR has more black people).

By: dhammond

dhammond — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:17:58 -0800

There are no black people in Alaska! Probably the exception that proves the rule, but the only person I've ever met from Alaska was a black guy. No, really.

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:19:56 -0800

At a certain point--and with a net worth probably approaching half a billion dollars, Diddy has likely reached that point--a quarter of a million to fuel your jet has got to be worth avoiding the commercial hassle, hasn't it? Even if you're whisked through check-in and security on a rainbow-powered flying carpet that fires freshly-baked cookies directly into your maw, commercial air travel is still a pretty miserable experience. General aviation, you're probably going to leave on time, can fill the plane with the dankest weed and the finest hoes, and arrive relaxed and refreshed. Seems like flying American--American!--is an ill-considered decision.

By: Spatch

Spatch — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:23:08 -0800

I'm filing this one under "I Thought It Would Be Funny At The Time."

By: chunking express

chunking express — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:23:47 -0800

The "John McCain is bugging the fuck out video" is awesome.

By: DU

DU — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:35:25 -0800

STOP SPINNING AROUND!

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:36:19 -0800

Times are hard, when gas prices are forcing rappers into first class seats on someone else's jet.

By: beelzbubba

beelzbubba — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:38:29 -0800

The "John McCain is bugging the fuck out video" is awesome. posted by chunking express at 11:23 AM on September 2 [+] [!] The JMcC is bugging the fuck out video made me say..."with friends like that..." Jeez, Diddy. Could you please NOT endorse Obama?

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:40:04 -0800

Maybe we could ride on each other's backs?

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:40:57 -0800

ROFL!! Thanks for the guffaws mkultra.

By: cashman

cashman — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:12:21 -0800

Yeah the McCain is bugging the fuck out video was hilarious. I saw that one over the weekend. And all that damn camera spinning - it's just like showing up in Lorne Michaels office begging to be parodied.

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:16:22 -0800

Dude, kittens -- it's hyperbolic! And therefore kinda funny... I mean, at least I HOPE he's trying to be funny. I'm pretty sure he is, but it's so hard to tell. The "millions" of "youth" he'll mobilize, though...oh, man, that just makes me sad. (It's over, Diddy. It's over.)

By: Inspector.Gadget

Inspector.Gadget — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:22:34 -0800

Sean Combs can count to 12?

By: netbros

netbros — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:27:19 -0800

When Diddy got home last night after his long flight on American, his gf demanded that he take her someplace expensive.... so, he took her to a gas station.

By: tapeguy

tapeguy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:38:20 -0800

Did he?

By: cavalier

cavalier — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:55:22 -0800

I was enjoying the simple honesty of it.. until he stated he was in coach and sat in first class. :p And I think he's got to save that money, because try as he might, he can't seem to resurrect his music career, and his movie career is pretty much DOA. Not trying to hate, ain't nobody gonna bring him down, but I think he's made a wise decision by trying to cut down on his airfare costs.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:56:32 -0800

Translate this comment to German: The YouTube the

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:58:07 -0800

I was enjoying the simple honesty of it.. until he stated he was in coach and sat in first class. Maybe the first-class seat was made with Coach leather?

By: VicNebulous

VicNebulous — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:01:13 -0800

Diddy's "McCain is bugging" video, coupled with Fergie's appearance in Denver, have me thinking I should vote Republican.

By: owtytrof

owtytrof — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:08:03 -0800

Y'all need to get versed on black policies, and youth policies.

By: scruss

scruss — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 13:46:39 -0800

Tee hee. Where I'm from, diddy means approximately petulant child of limited intelligence.

By: mr. strange

mr. strange — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:20:18 -0800

Thank you for broadening my horizons. I had no idea who this person was until I read this post and watched the first few seconds of the linked video. Now I've read the Wikipedia article, I'm tired of Puff Daddy. Next!

By: quin

quin — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 14:55:21 -0800

John McCain, you're buggin'! Playa, you trippin if you think I'm gonna just sit back and let you roll that Alas-kin gov'na V P shit up in my house. I'll burn this fucker to the ground before we play that bullshit. Paid for by Ice-T for Vice President.

By: beaucoupkevin

beaucoupkevin — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:39:42 -0800

The McCain bugging video was so brilliant, I remixed it: Diddy Obama Blog Diddy Obama Blog Diddy Obama Blog.

By: bitter-girl.com

bitter-girl.com — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:01:33 -0800

I can't stop saying DIDDYOBAMABLOG! I just can't! It's TOO AWESOME.

By: Frank Grimes

Frank Grimes — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:04:54 -0800

Saudi Diddy Blog: Saudi response to Diddy.

By: l33tpolicywonk

l33tpolicywonk — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:07:10 -0800

Every day of my life: If ya'll could please send me some oil for my jet, I'd really appreciate it.

By: schroedinger

schroedinger — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:09:48 -0800

That diddyobamablog video is FUCKING. SWEET.

By: fungible

fungible — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:32:50 -0800

I have all new respeck for this muthafucka. I thinkn I go download summa his itunes now.

By: tighttrousers

tighttrousers — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:41:00 -0800

comedy gold.

By: biffa

biffa — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:58:36 -0800

Send him back to the jam butty mines.

By: Uther Bentrazor

Uther Bentrazor — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:08:52 -0800

I've had some less than favorable opinions about Diddy in the past (Smart money says he hosts a reality show contest for aspiring rappers where the prize is to get your track mixed with an old Biggie rhyme, seriously, let the man rest in peace) but this shit was pretty funny.

By: mkultra

mkultra — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:46:31 -0800

The best part about this whole thing, IMO, is that Diddy's doing all of this flying to pursue his "acting career".

By: ElmerFishpaw

ElmerFishpaw — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 09:14:04 -0800

diaf diddy

By: DarkForest

DarkForest — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:28:05 -0800

This is a private video. If you have been sent this video, please make sure you accept the sender's friend request. What's up with that?