Harry Potter and the Chamber of National Treasure: Book of Secrets
The Cider House Rules of Engagement
Black Hawk Down & Out in Beverly Hills posted by uncleozzy at 1:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Needs to check against too much homology to detect sequels.
Back To The Future Part II + Back To The Future Part III =
Back To The Future Back To The Future Part III II posted by a robot made out of meat at 1:42 PM on September 2, 2008
Agnostic Youth Brigade Battalion of Today?
I'm pretty sure those bands did get their name out of a generator or some sort of algorithm. Their lyrics, too. posted by DecemberBoy at 1:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Now what would really impress me is if the thing lived up to its title and actually generated the pitches.
"What Happens in Vegas Lies Beneath: Harrison Ford gets drunk and impulsively marries Michelle Pfeiffer, who is torn between her fear of his murderous secret and her desire to get her hands on his $3 million slot-machine winnings." posted by Horace Rumpole at 1:43 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Spacemen 3 Dog Night Ranger was a pipe dream cover band idea of mine a decade ago. Never got off the ground, "sadly." posted by porn in the woods at 1:47 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Uh, great.
Much like meat-robot's result:
Mission: Impossible III + Mission: Impossible 2 =
Mission: Mission: Impossible 2 III posted by jozxyqk at 1:47 PM on September 2, 2008
Groundhog Day + Terminator 2: Judgement Day =
Groundhog Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Took about 10 tries but found a gem: Best Little Whorehouse in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre posted by porn in the woods at 1:49 PM on September 2, 2008 [6 favorites]
Fiddler Born on the 4th of July the Roof
It must have caught me in just the right mood, because I have actually got tears streaming down my face at some of these. posted by Wolfdog at 1:53 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Bringing Black Hawk Down The House
I was thrilled with the premise but disappointed by the ratio of duds to hits. posted by grobstein at 1:54 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
umm....
Spinal Tap + This Is Spinal Tap = This Is Spinal Tap Tap??? posted by Bromius at 1:54 PM on September 2, 2008
Face/Off + Blade = FacBlade/Off posted by Wolfdog at 1:55 PM on September 2, 2008
Although, Bad Taste + Bad Santa = Bad Taste Santa = Box office gold! posted by Bromius at 1:56 PM on September 2, 2008
I love the ones where it actually interpolates one word into the middle of another one:
Cocktail + Cocoon =Cocoonktail
The The Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship of The Ring Of The Rings: The Return of The King ....... really? posted by elisabethjw at 1:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Cider House Rules of Engagement
Black Hawk Down & Out in Beverly Hills
Beetlejuice + Beethoven = Beethovenlejuice posted by Wolfdog at 2:10 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Big Trouble in Little Lebowski (Urban Achievers and proud we are of all of them) posted by LionIndex at 2:10 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult +
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad =
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Wow. What are the chances of that? posted by Senor Cardgage at 2:13 PM on September 2, 2008
My Science The Blair Witch Project?
Try harder, you automated web thingy! posted by Dr-Baa at 2:13 PM on September 2, 2008
Guess Who + Guess Whos Coming to Dinner? = Guess Whos Coming to Dinner? Who posted by roll truck roll at 2:14 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
Was this created in order to apply at ITA Software? posted by mkb at 2:15 PM on September 2, 2008
Bahahaha! Cast Away + Flushed Away = Cast Flushed Away! posted by mkb at 2:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas of Both Worlds Concert Tour posted by Wolfdog at 2:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
While You Were Sleeping + Sleeping with the Enemy =
While You Were Sleeping with the Enemy
A love story about a man who emerges from a coma only to discover that the woman who has been telling everyone that she is his fiancée, is actually a sleeper agent from a foreign power.
Unfortunately, (and unexpectedly) it turns out that he is also a super-spy... with amnesia!
Phenomenon + Phenomena = Phenomenonomena posted by Bromius at 2:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Hey look! A movie represented two different ways or a movie and its sequel gives me a bad result! I MUST share it with Metafilter!
Moving on...
Cocoon+Platoon=CocPlatoon
Great Balls of Fire + Great Mouse Detective = Great Mouse Balls of Fire Detective
Grease + Life = GrLifease (Now that's a head scratcher) posted by SpiffyRob at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
I've always wanted to make a minute-long version of Gone With the Wind called "Gone With the Wind in 60 Seconds." The burning of Atlanta would be presented as a few seconds of a still photo of modern day Atlanta set on fire.
(This thing botched the title though: Gone in Sixty Seconds With the Wind.) posted by brundlefly at 2:40 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Airplane! Force One
The Band of the Hand That Rocks the Cradle
How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days of Thunder
Three Kings for the Road
Karate Kid Part II + The Karate Kid =
The Karate Kid Kid Part II posted by champthom at 2:59 PM on September 2, 2008
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope Floats posted by Locative at 3:01 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
Space Camp + Sleepaway Camp = Space Sleepaway Camp
My parents could never afford to send me. =( posted by Eideteker at 3:01 PM on September 2, 2008
OK I LOLd and nearly PMP.
I though "Superman II IV" was pretty good 'cause you'd read it as "Superman Two-Four".
Also, "You know, that I know, that you know, that I found out about that thing that you thought nobody knew about but that I found out about that You Did Last Summer". posted by GuyZero at 3:03 PM on September 2, 2008
Diner + Dinosaur =
Dinosaurer
What's Paul Reiser done lately? posted by mullacc at 3:03 PM on September 2, 2008
OMG I think Turkish Supermans did this already. I'm sure there's been a Ghost-Superman somewhere. Or a Superghost. Or something. posted by Eideteker at 3:15 PM on September 2, 2008
Hi everyone,
First of all, my humble thanks to cog_nate for posting this. I was really surprised to see it on the blue. I'm glad that some of you have gotten a few laughs from a little page that I threw together in about an hour or so for my friends.
For those of you that are really upset by the amount of gibberish that is produced, think this is a generally dumb idea, think the font isn't properly kerned, or whatever... I seriously spent about an hour making this, and never expected it to be posted to the blue. I'm sorry it didn't entertain you. posted by woj at 3:15 PM on September 2, 2008 [7 favorites]
this reminds me of when i was in high school and we would rearrange the letters on signs around town. our high point was changing the sign at a movie theater that was showing 'encino man' and 'white men can't jump' and to say 'albino man can't tan.' posted by snofoam at 3:16 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
A Bugs Life is Beautiful posted by Wolfdog at 3:19 PM on September 2, 2008
Yes! Over The Top Gun! posted by JHarris at 3:20 PM on September 2, 2008
Pirates of the Caribbean: Weekend At Bernie's Worlds End
See No Evil Dead II, Hear No Evil
Blacksploitation theater:
No Country for Old School Men (dag, yo)
A Civil Action Jackson
Dr. Zhivago Detroit posted by Eideteker at 3:23 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
50 Pokemon: The First Movie Dates posted by Wolfdog at 3:39 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
It just gave me
SHAFT + GHOST = SHAFGHOST
I can now never be happy until this movie is made. Majestic. posted by flashboy at 3:46 PM on September 2, 2008
Against All Odds + Jingle All the Way =
Against Jingle All the Way Odds
I have to imagine that "Jingle All the Way" odds are the odds that no matter how much time, effort, and money you put into a project, it is going to suck. (And possibly feature Sinbad.)
"I don't know how we're going to keep the Baxter account now, Jim. We're talking Jingle All the Way odds on this one."
"Shit!" posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 3:47 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
From the sublime...
Save The Last Dance + The Last Boy Scout = Save The The Last Boy Scout Dance
Batman Forever + Forever Young = Batman Forever Young
...to the ridiculous:
When Harry Met Sally + When Harry Met Sally... = When Harry When Harry Met Sally... Sally
No Retreat, No Surrender + No Retreat, No Surrender 2 = No No Retreat, No Surrender 2 No Surrender posted by jinjo at 3:51 PM on September 2, 2008
Close Encounters of the Third Kind + Up Close & Personal = Up Close & Personal Encounters of the Third Kind
Misery + Mischief = Miserychief posted by pyrex at 3:57 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets + Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood = Harry Potter and the Chamber of Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Bad Boys II + Catholic Boys = Bad Catholic Boys II
Withnail and I + I Know What You Did Last Summer = Withnail and I Know What You Did Last Summer (my personal favourite)
(Is it sad that I found this thread so awesome I joined MeFi just to post this comment? Oh well, hello everyone) posted by qwghlm at 4:01 PM on September 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
Phenomena + Phenomenon = Phenomenonomena posted by flashboy at 4:06 PM on September 2, 2008
Batman Forever + Batman Begins = Batman Begins Forever
my favorite:
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun + Fun with Dick and Jane = Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with Dick and Jane posted by weezy at 4:10 PM on September 2, 2008
I didn't check, has it got No Country For Oldboy Men? posted by ersatz at 4:11 PM on September 2, 2008
One last one, if only because I got it twice: Stop Making Sense + The Sixth Sense = Stop Making The Sixth Sense
Is this site trying to tell M. Night Shyamalan something? posted by qwghlm at 4:15 PM on September 2, 2008 [8 favorites]
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement + Rules of Engagement =
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Rules of Engagement
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets + Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood =
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
When Harry Met Sally + Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix =
When Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Met Sally posted by Korou at 4:21 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
The Apple Dumpling Gangs of New York
Into the Wild Things posted by LionIndex at 4:25 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Making Mr. Right + Stop Making Sense = Stop Making Sense Mr. Right
I can't believe this is getting me to laugh so hard, but it is. posted by allen.spaulding at 4:28 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Dr. Seuss How The Grinch Stole Christmas + A Christmas Story =
Dr. Seuss How The Grinch Stole A Christmas Story
The grinch steals Jimmy Stewart, but puts him back after learning the true meaning of Christmas in a heartwarming tale of found friendship.
A League of Their Own + The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen =
A The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen of Their Own
Victorian Gay Porn.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me + Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery =
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Guess Whos Coming To America to Dinner?
American Wedding Scream
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape from New York Clause
Bravo, woj. For a one hour hack, this has moments of pure hilarity. posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:32 PM on September 2, 2008
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Kids posted by Wolfdog at 4:33 PM on September 2, 2008
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit of the Black Pearl posted by ALongDecember at 4:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
When you've had as much Robin Williams as you can take, you get
As Good As It Gets + Good Morning, Vietnam =
As Good Morning, Vietnam As It Gets
Ben Stiller is about to get a new nanny when his zipper malfunctions in
Mary Poppins + Theres Something About Mary =
Theres Something About Mary Poppins
Bill Murray forgets what he did the previous evening, and tries to find out in
About Last Night + What About Bob? =
What About Bob? Last Night
St. Elmo's Chariots of Fire -- A small red muppet with an irritating voice struggles to prove his place in Sesame Street society by running against Big Bird in the Olympics.
The Polar Pineapple Express -- Dale and Saul get mad bombed and hallucinate that they're riding a train to the North Pole. When they get there, Santa tries to kill them -- but it's not just a paranoid stoner's dream, it's for real!
The Mummy Batman Returns -- this one writes itself.
T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous to School -- story of a naughty carnivorous dinosaur who tries to ditch school with his crazy pals, Allosaurus and Velociraptor. Stegosaurus plays the dimwitted principal. Hijinks ensue. posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:40 PM on September 2, 2008
Aliens + Class =
AlienClass posted by micayetoca at 4:41 PM on September 2, 2008
Damn, one just can't stop after trying it.
Two Weeks Notice + 9½ Weeks =
Two 9½ Weeks Notice posted by micayetoca at 4:42 PM on September 2, 2008
Great Balls of Fire + Courage Under Fire = Great Balls of Courage Under Fire
>For those of you that are really upset... I seriously spent about an hour making this, and never expected it to be posted to the blue. I'm sorry it didn't entertain you.
Fuck it; if they can't take a joke, punch 'em in the hancocknibal. posted by churl at 4:48 PM on September 2, 2008
Alright, last one. I have work to do.
Scent of a Pretty Woman -- Al Pacino is blind and cantankerous. Julia Roberts is the prostitute with a heart of gold who shows him the aromatic side of life.
All the Presidents White Men Cant Jump -- Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford team up to hustle presidents over scandals; nothing can stop them except each other. Hijinks, etc.
The Scorpion King Kong -- The Rock plays an enormous desert warrior that rises up against the tide of "civilization" that threatens his people. He is captured and taken to Big City, where he escapes and falls tragically to his death from Large Building Tower. posted by 5MeoCMP at 4:54 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
No Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country for Old Men posted by churl at 4:56 PM on September 2, 2008
Dick Tracy + Fun with Dick and Jane = Fun with Dick and Jane Tracy posted by phrenq at 4:56 PM on September 2, 2008
yay for woj. on his birthday bday camping trip a few weeks ago we played this game for hours. perhaps days. may i submit my personal favorite: tank girl interrupted. posted by fillsthepews at 5:27 PM on September 2, 2008
Sudden Impact + Deep Impact = ____________________ posted by agent at 5:45 PM on September 2, 2008
Three Men and a Baby for the Road
As Good as Bring It On Gets
(A movie title that contains its own review?) posted by bibliowench at 5:49 PM on September 2, 2008
What Happens in Vegas + What Women Want =
What Women Want Happens in Vegas
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery + Mannequin =
Austin Powers: International Mannequin of Mystery posted by wsp at 6:04 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
I laughed more at this than I have at comedies that cost 80 million to make. Not bad for an hour of work. posted by diogenes at 6:06 PM on September 2, 2008
2001: A Killer Klowns From Outer Space Odyssey posted by gamera at 6:08 PM on September 2, 2008 [4 favorites]
Charlie Wilsons War and the Chocolate Factory
jaw tightening, must read more depressing news; what's going on in Minneapolis, anyway? posted by yhbc at 6:15 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Vibes + Holes = VibHoles [sic]
Hmmm... call QA, there's a code defect. posted by Bort at 6:16 PM on September 2, 2008
Rambo III + Jurassic Park III = Rambo Jurassic Park III
YES.
Also awesome: Jumper + Jumanji = Jumanjiper Hercules + Hero = Herocules Man with One Red Shoe + Woman In Red = Man with One Woman In Red Shoe posted by teraflop at 6:25 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Fast Times At Ridgemont High + The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift =
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Times At Ridgemont High
Adventures In Babysitting + Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai =
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai In Babysitting posted by juv3nal at 6:34 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Snow White and the Seven Minutes in Heaven Dwarfs
Four Weddings Sex and the City: The Movie a Funeral
And my favourite: Muppets Take Maid In Manhattan posted by malpractice at 6:35 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
Misery + Mischief = Mischiefery
Rush Hour + Rush Hour 2 = Rush Hour 2 Hour
Krull + Bowl-O-Rama = KruBowl-O-Ramal
Charlies Angels: Full Throttle + Full Metal Jacket = Charlies Angels: Full Metal Jacket Throttle
and I leave you with,
What Women Want + Amazon Women On The Moon = What Amazon Women On The Moon Want
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour + My Best Friend is a Vampire = Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: My Best Friend is a Vampire of Both Worlds Concert Tour posted by suckerpunch at 6:42 PM on September 2, 2008 [5 favorites]
Return of The Jedi + The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King =
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King of The Jedi posted by shakespeherian at 6:47 PM on September 2, 2008
Uh oh, it's getting all quadratic equation on me:
Man with Two Brains + Man with One Red Shoe = Man Man with One Red Shoe Two Brains posted by not_on_display at 6:59 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Everest + Ever After =
Ever Afterest
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi + Return of the Jedi =
Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Return of the Jedi
Father of the Bride + The Princess Bride = Father of the The Princess Bride -- Steve Martin seeks revenge on the man who killed his daughter's wacky wedding planner before he got his deposit back! posted by DiscourseMarker at 7:33 PM on September 2, 2008
Smokey and the Bandit + Smokey and the Bandit II = Smokey and the Smokey and the Bandit II.
Fantasia Cherry 2000
The Man In The Iron Man Mask
Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace of the Opera
Galaxy Quest For Fire posted by EarBucket at 8:28 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
No Country For Grumpier Old Men posted by EarBucket at 8:29 PM on September 2, 2008
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End Concert Tour posted by Nattie at 8:31 PM on September 2, 2008
also: Ghost + Shaft = GhosShaft
leave it at that posted by mannequito at 8:31 PM on September 2, 2008
ok last one I swear, but ......
The Evil Dead Poets Society
.....who wants to start a metal band RIGHT NOW posted by mannequito at 8:35 PM on September 2, 2008
Mine keeps giving me advice.
To Live Dumb and Dumber, Die in LA.
[yeah I added the comma] posted by jessamyn at 8:37 PM on September 2, 2008
"Freddy vs. Jason + Alien vs. Predator =
Freddy Alien vs. Predator Jason"
Okay, now you're just phoning it in. posted by tehloki at 8:40 PM on September 2, 2008
I think you bastards used up all the good ones. I have to go back and try again. [grumble]
......
Finally!
Risky Business + Big Business =
Risky Big Business
Followed shortly by
Three Men and a Little Lady + Dream a Little Dream =
Three Men Dream a Little Dream and a Little Lady
then immediately by
Light Of Day + Ferris Bueller's Day Off =
Light Of Ferris Bueller's Day Off
NICE!
The thingamajiggy needed my cosmic inspiration from reading the previous successful combos.
OK, now it's just going crazy. Apparently it just needed to warm up:
The Hunt for Red October + Mouse Hunt =
The Mouse Hunt for Red October
I'm done. I have to go to bed. posted by yiftach at 10:16 PM on September 2, 2008
OH GOD:
The World Is Not Enough + World Trade Center = The World Trade Center Is Not Enough
(I also really enjoy Close Encounters of the Shrek the Third Kind) posted by showbiz_liz at 10:17 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Big Business + Barbershop 2: Back In Business =
Big Barbershop 2: Back In Business
OMG geek orgasm:
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The King + Return of The Jedi =
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of The Jedi of The King
This would have been box office GOLD a couple of years ago at the height of the poker craze:
Close Encounters of the Third Kind + Two Of A Kind =
Close Encounters of the Third Two Of A Kind
A regular guy with no apparent previous experience playing cards is abducted by poker-playing extraterrestrials. They begin to suspect he isn't the neophyte they thought after he repeatedly cleans them out. Who is he, really? And who is the guy who looks just like him showing up at World Poker Tour events and not acknowledging the players he's sat across from for all this time? posted by yiftach at 10:32 PM on September 2, 2008
I cannot go to sleep.
Empire Strikes Back + Atlantis: The Lost Empire = Atlantis: The Lost Empire Strikes Back
Batman & Robin + Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves = Batman & Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
The Secret of My Success + Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze = The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze of My Success
Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Phantom of the Opera + Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace = Andrew Lloyd Webbers The Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace of the Opera
You can mask the symptoms, but there's no cure. posted by yiftach at 10:37 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Red Dawn of the Dead... the commies come back as zombies! posted by arianell at 11:21 PM on September 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
The Stepford Wives + The First Wives Club =
The Stepford The First Wives Club
(for this week's convention, how awesomely fitting!) posted by Auden at 11:27 PM on September 2, 2008
Shallow Hal + Halloween =
Shallow Halloween posted by Auden at 11:33 PM on September 2, 2008
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Generation
Cloverfield of Dreams
Die Hard Target
Knife in the Waterworld
Bringing Up Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend posted by brundlefly at 11:41 PM on September 2, 2008
Batman Forever + Batman Returns = Batman Returns Forever
Flushed Away + Far and Away =
Flushed Far and Away posted by Auden at 11:48 PM on September 2, 2008
Chicken Run + Logan's Run =
Chicken Logan's Run
Congo + Contraband =
Contrabandgo
Analyze This + This is Spinal Tap =
Analyze This is Spinal Tap posted by Omission at 12:15 AM on September 3, 2008
These are like these are like Pringles for the brain posted by Auden at 1:12 AM on September 3, 2008 [4 favorites]
A Civil Action Jackson
He was surprisingly well-mannered for an action hero.
But more litigous than any President before him. posted by Sparx at 5:05 AM on September 3, 2008
50 First Dates + First Blood = 50 First Blood Dates
Suicide bomb martyr porn? posted by Anything at 5:06 AM on September 3, 2008
Watch out Sweeney Todd:
Barbershop 2: Back In Business + Terminator 2: Judgement Day = Barbershop Terminator 2: Judgement Day Back In Business posted by Anything at 5:09 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
I see this movie in my head, and it is beautiful. posted by EarBucket at 6:53 AM on September 3, 2008
Wait, I'm getting great ones today!
Airplane! + Air Force One =
Air Force Oneplane!
Ghost Rider + Ghost Writer =
Ghost Writer Rider
Pretty In Pink + Pink Floyd: The Wall =
Pretty In Pink Floyd: The Wall posted by jinjo at 7:12 AM on September 3, 2008
Hannibal + Hancock = Hancocknibal posted by mikepop at 7:50 AM on September 3, 2008
Oh god I love this stuff.
Dead Grumpy Old Men Don't Wear Plaid
Connecticut Yankee in King Kong Arthur's Court
The The Addams Family Stone
Tim Burtons Corpse Father of the Bride Part 2
obviously: Journey to the Center of the Earth Girls are Easy
Great Mouse Detective School Dropouts
Commando + Communion = Communionmando
YES. posted by hippugeek at 8:46 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of The Nerds of the Sith posted by hippugeek at 8:58 AM on September 3, 2008
This is win:
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
+ Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest =
Pirates of the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest The Curse of the Black Pearl posted by Harry at 9:01 AM on September 3, 2008
Any Which Way You Can + Every Which Way But Loose =
Any Every Which Way But Loose Way You Can
*universe briefly reforms into silhouette of orang-utan, then explodes* posted by randomination at 9:35 AM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
There is a whole subset of these that could be porn titles:
Star Trek II: The Wrath Scent of a Woman Khan
Under The Cherry 2000 Moon
Welcome to 18 Again
Reform School Kiss the Girls
Fast Times Weekend At Bernie's Ridgemont High
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Dancing
Kicking Fun with Dick and Jane Screaming
Body Double Heat
SneakCreepers
Bad Boys Taste
Snow White and the Seven Minutes in Heaven Dwarfs posted by mikepop at 10:14 AM on September 3, 2008
Superman + Supergirl = Supergirlerman.
Beautiful. posted by anthom at 11:35 AM on September 3, 2008
City on Fire + City of Angels =
City of Angels on Fire
Return of The Jedi + Return Of The Living Dead =
Return Of The Living Dead of The Jedi
Aliens + Jaws =
AlienJaws
Meatballs + Screwballs =
MeatScrewballs
Never Say Never Again + Say Anything =
Never Say Anything Never Again
Once Bitten + Once Upon A Time In Mexico =
Once Upon A Time In Mexico Bitten
(Had that last one happen once. Not pretty.) posted by 912 Greens at 12:17 PM on September 3, 2008
Ok, I'll admit that when I first started I thought this was incredibly stupid, but then something just clicked. Every one seemed like gold, no matter how stupid. I can't even read this thread right now from having trouble containing my laughter.
My favorite:
Killer Klowns From Outer Space + The Killer =
The Killer Klowns From Outer Space posted by owtytrof at 12:18 PM on September 3, 2008
Some of these would be worth watching...
A Star is Born Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Lara Croft: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Raider
Bad Catholic Boys II (this one is for my wife)
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over The Hedge
Remember the Clash of the Titans
Close Encounters of the Shrek the Third Kind
Journey to the World Trade Center of the Earth
Theres Something Wild About Mary
And finally, this sounds like a John Waters idea... Divine Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood posted by Mister_A at 12:42 PM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
Joy-in-repetitionfilter:
When Harry Met Sally + When Harry Met Sally... = When Harry Met Sally... Harry Met Sally
Up Close & Personal + Close Encounters of the Third Kind = Up Close & Personal Encounters of the Third Kind posted by elisabethjw at 2:16 PM on September 3, 2008 [1 favorite]
Natural Born Killers In the Army Now!
Okay, that was an actual double bill I saw in South SF. posted by Standeck at 2:40 PM on September 3, 2008
Catch Me if You Can + You, Me and Dupree = Catch You, Me and Dupree if You Can posted by waraw at 4:11 PM on September 3, 2008
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Never Say Never Again + Dont Say a Word = Never Dont Say a Word Never Again
posted by cog_nate at 1:28 PM on September 2, 2008 [1 favorite]