Ouchy the Clown!

May 4, 2001 3:34 PM

Ouchy the Clown! He's a disc jockey! And a meeting facilitator! And . . . eh . . . a pro-dom! Did I mention that he's a clown? Terrifying, yet mesmerizing. WARNING: go deep enough into it and you'll see nudies. (Via F2B. )
posted by Skot (20 comments total)

dad?!?
posted by jcterminal at 4:44 PM on May 4, 2001

Pastor McDougal?!?
posted by schlomo at 4:48 PM on May 4, 2001

I am a trained and certified meeting facilitator.

He's certified all right....
posted by jpoulos at 5:08 PM on May 4, 2001

All right now, is everybody on the same page here? Do we have consensus on the spanking?
posted by dhartung at 5:56 PM on May 4, 2001

MY EYES, MY POOR, BLEEDING, EYES!!!

Ouchy, indeed.
posted by Optamystic at 5:57 PM on May 4, 2001

Ack! I'm a victim of pornography!
posted by crunchland at 6:02 PM on May 4, 2001

Like yourself dhartung, spankin' all the way. I came across Ouchy a month or so ago (ahh just the site) coz a friend of a friend (yadayada) said he knew the guy - it's my claim to fame and i want to be more like him. He's an excellent shaver btw.
posted by mackieb at 6:16 PM on May 4, 2001

I want an Ouchy the Clown T-shirt.

Man, I can't believe this isn't a double post. I saw this months ago. People! We're falling down on the job, here! MeFi is supposed to be on the cutting edge!
posted by acridrabbit at 6:19 PM on May 4, 2001

Yeah, I first saw it some time in the late '70s too.

He does seem to be rather adept with the razor, I must say. Though I have to wonder - how does one get into this line of work? One thing lead to another?
posted by chicobangs at 6:54 PM on May 4, 2001

The mailto link looks like this: mailto:ouchytheclown.com

Could this be a tipoff that it's a gag? Please, please tell me it's a gag???
posted by davidmsc at 7:01 PM on May 4, 2001

regardless of whether it's "real" or not, i'm intrigued. he's selling t-shirts and mugs. even if he doesn't make any money spanking or shaving people, he's making money of the character. very 21st century--a character that may not actually do anything but "be". follow?
posted by jpoulos at 7:11 PM on May 4, 2001

Chicobangs: one thing always leads to another.
posted by mackieb at 7:43 PM on May 4, 2001

great link, my fther just walked in as i clicked on the "straight razor shaving " link.
posted by elle at 9:06 PM on May 4, 2001

I wonder if he does bar mitzvahs.
posted by lheiskell at 11:01 PM on May 4, 2001

Maybe that's why some people hate clowns?
http://www.ihateclowns.com/
posted by Lynsey at 11:02 PM on May 4, 2001

I think I will be scarred for life now, like Stephen King's It wasn't bad enough.
posted by me myself and i at 4:12 AM on May 5, 2001

That's one of the nice things about LiveJournal... lots of twisted clown sex.
posted by insomnia_lj at 5:24 AM on May 5, 2001

I like the fadetoblack interview with him:

F2B: Did you ever have clients who just wanted to be held?

Ouchy: Um, no. That would be wrong.
posted by Hjorth at 5:41 AM on May 5, 2001

I saw this site a few weeks ago, and I had but one reaction: StopClownPornNow. Really.
posted by Danelope at 2:36 PM on May 5, 2001

I could swear this is a double post.
posted by Jeremy at 9:15 AM on May 6, 2001