Comments on: Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle

gman — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:12:44 -0800

Search Engine Battle.

By: turgid dahlia

turgid dahlia — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:16:31 -0800

So...Yahoo is Daniel Plainview?

By: humannaire

humannaire — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:19:08 -0800

Corporate PWN'd's.

By: oncogenesis

oncogenesis — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:24:12 -0800

Hotbot FTW!

By: DU

DU — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:31:08 -0800

My names D-U And I'm here to say I lasted 5 seconds THE END

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:40:32 -0800

FS here and what I preach is tru, D, I lasted less time that U

By: gman

gman — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:43:55 -0800

Yes. I've decided I don't like it either.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:02:11 -0800

Ill.

By: dhammond

dhammond — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:03:27 -0800

OH NO HE DI'INT!

By: Manhasset

Manhasset — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:03:51 -0800

Wow. I thought I'd seen dumb on the internet before. This sets a new bar.

By: Lacking Subtlety

Lacking Subtlety — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:22:20 -0800

Things that are bad about this video: 1) The rapping is pretty craptacular 2) That yahoo was the 2nd search engine 3) The surprising enthusiasm of the crowd 4) The amount of time and money spent for sheer production value of their costumes 5) I watched it

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:23:02 -0800

Wow. I thought I'd seen dumb on the internet before. This sets a new bar. Prepare to be stupified.

By: Sys Rq

Sys Rq — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:29:57 -0800

MSN is a search engine?

By: oddman

oddman — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:32:30 -0800

This would have been better as a rickroll.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:46:56 -0800

You know, it is possible for things to be incredibly stupid and entertaining at the same time.

By: dhammond

dhammond — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:54:28 -0800

1) The rapping is pretty craptacular Well, what were you expecting, the second coming of Tupac? This is like complaining that you don't like Weird Al because his songs sound too much like other songs.

By: solipsophistocracy

solipsophistocracy — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:57:59 -0800

That butterfly was right about Wikipedia.

By: Hands of Manos

Hands of Manos — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:17:01 -0800

I usually try not to pile on the negative in Mefi...but yeah, this was pretty bad and unfunny.

By: GuyZero

GuyZero — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:18:34 -0800

Gold! no, wait, the other thing... lame! That's it: lame.

By: Artw

Artw — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:29:23 -0800

I asked Jeeves. He didn't like it either.

By: IvoShandor

IvoShandor — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:40:10 -0800

I lasted 5 seconds I didn't even make it that long.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:42:19 -0800

I just searched 'sad sack of shit' on both engines and this video came up

By: desjardins

desjardins — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:48:55 -0800

"We're sorry, this video is no longer available." Sounds like a good thing I got here late.

By: schyler523

schyler523 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:01:49 -0800

I thought it were funny...y'all drink too much haterade.

By: gman

gman — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:13:12 -0800

This was merely a test to see who I want to be Facebook friends with.

By: hellojed

hellojed — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:26:22 -0800

Fake rap battles are the new...ehh...um I give up internet, I'm going to go back to Gopher. TTYL.

By: juv3nal

juv3nal — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:26:40 -0800

I apologize, but... geek freestyle battle via bash.org (which is down at the moment): [djahandarie] we ain't here to do e-c-e [djahandarie] we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b [djahandarie] listen to me spit these rhymes [djahandarie] while i program lines [djahandarie] and commit web accessibility crimes [djahandarie] word, son [http402] You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks, [http402] But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six. [http402] I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans, [http402] While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands. [http402] Cut the crap rap, [http402] Or I'll run ettercap, [http402] Grab your AIM chat, [http402] N' send a PC bitch-slap! [http402] peace [djahandarie] you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans [djahandarie] while i got other plans [djahandarie] you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right [djahandarie] you just create a plight with your http rewrites [djahandarie] i've been on the web since the age of three [djahandarie] you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi [djahandarie] respect yo' elders, bitch [http402] You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up, [http402] Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP. [http402] You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow! [http402] You're knocking at the door while I run this show! [http402] Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school, [http402] Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool, [http402] Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool, [http402] Face it. I rule. [djahandarie] i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch) [djahandarie] all you can do is troll on the fagnets [djahandarie] and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup [djahandarie] it wont be hurt by the words you throwup [djahandarie] dont mind me while i emerge my ownage [djahandarie] while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge [djahandarie] you say i'm still in school [djahandarie] but the fact is that i know the rule [djahandarie] cuz you need to go back to grade three [djahandarie] and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e [http402] Time to bend over and apply a patch, [http402] Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch. [http402] Your connection got nuked and you've met your match. [http402] You run a single process like a VAX with a batch. [http402] I'd pass the torch to a real winner [http402] But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner [http402] Caught in a loop that you cant escape, [http402] I run clock cycles around your words and flows, [http402] Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows, [http402] Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows, [http402] Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.

By: drjimmy11

drjimmy11 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:02:56 -0800

1) The rapping is pretty craptacular Well, what were you expecting, the second coming of Tupac? Sounds like that's what he got! Burn! seriously, sit down and really listen to Tupac sometime. He was fucking awful. No flow at all.

By: drjimmy11

drjimmy11 — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:05:33 -0800

btw, for your reference: good rapping = internal rhymes and flows rhythmically. bad fake white people rapping= awkwardly semi-rhythmic, rhymes at ends of the lines only. Belies condescending attitude that "it's just talking, anyone can do it."

By: sergeant sandwich

sergeant sandwich — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:14:08 -0800

wha? tupac no flow? this guy, who's maybe not twisting tongues but is doing alright? i mean.. i like shock g better too, but the most successful rapper, ever, in the history of rap, has no flow at all? show us how it's done, doctor jimmy!

By: Lacking Subtlety

Lacking Subtlety — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:44:21 -0800

dhammond and drjimmy -I'm sorry, anyone engaging in a rap battle should be halfway decent. Practice in the mirror about 5,000 times and get the overwhelming approval of your hater friends, before ever subjecting yourself to public shame. -Tupac could rap dude. You see seem to like guys who have superior flow which is cool, but to dismiss the other side of rapping is borderline reconkulus. The other half or rap being a sense of diction and distinctive voice. I've known plenty of dudes who could flow, but had absolutely no energy or distinction to their voice. -and that was Tupac's strong suit. His guttural, yet effortless voice came across crystal clear and the man could annunciate his intent with every word. -sergent sandwich is right! (I'm so glad I just got to write that, I'm going to start saying that all the time by the way). TUPAC was unfathomably successful for a very good reason.

By: davejay

davejay — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:54:42 -0800

...rhymes at ends of the lines only. Yeah, what's up with that? I'm the whitest ukulele-playing guy you'll ever meet, and even *I* know how to develop complex rhyme structure within one or more lines. Disappointing.

By: kanewai

kanewai — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:44:47 -0800

That was just average bad. That ... thing ... that Blazecock Pileon linked to was truly horrifying.

By: self

self — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:41:25 -0800

With all the careful thought they put into this campaign- or whatever it's supposed to be- they mistakenly flipped MSN's butterfly's wing colors. He's flying away from you in the logo, foolz. You heard me right, I just nitpicked that, doodz So brush up your mashups, or get off the toobz Of you is what I mean, girls, guys, and Jeb (bush) So stop diggin' for props on the world's wide web (bush)! ooooooooohhh!!!!

By: P.o.B.

P.o.B. — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:44:41 -0800

TUPAC was unfathomably successful for a very good reason. MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Sean Puffy Diddly Combs have all had unfathomably successful rap careers. Was there a good reason for them? I don't know what the fuck adds up to being the greatest rapper, but I've never heard satisfactory conditions for it. Even if someone did come up with some kind of valid subjective measurements, I still don't think Biggie or Tupac would fairly garner that title. Whatevs. Anyways, I enjoyed the corny links!

By: P.o.B.

P.o.B. — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:53:29 -0800

Best rap battle ever!

By: MaxK

MaxK — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:04:10 -0800

A viral from MSN? Great, thanks for crapping up my MeFi with this marketing drek.

By: mandal

mandal — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:37:31 -0800

*Bleaches ears*

By: mandal

mandal — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:37:57 -0800

Prepare to be stupified. posted by Blazecock Pileon Christ on a stick, that was horrible BP.

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:14:42 -0800

Prepare to be stupified. posted by Blazecock Pileon I can't quite believe I watched all of that, especially as being British I don't even know half of those shows...

By: beelzbubba

beelzbubba — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:22:55 -0800

Who the F is Josh Groban? Does he have some connection with the entertainment business? I had to bail because my brain was on fire and not in a good way. But I can't say that he was worse than the Phony Rappers. They're all vying for our attention and all fail the test. Ugh.

By: Sys Rq

Sys Rq — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 06:50:48 -0800

Josh Groban is supposedly a "popular" "singer"

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:26:37 -0800

You know, it is possible for things to be incredibly stupid and entertaining at the same time. UPN just got a new motto.