IPCO Creamy Snuff Tobacco

October 1, 2008 3:59 PM

Concerned about not only oral hygiene as well as nicotine intake? IPCO has you covered. Follows best dental practices of Ayurveda, Unani and homeopathic medicine. Chases the blues away while helping your bowels! This is indeed the wonder product for which you have waited your entire life!
posted by Ogre Lawless (10 comments total)

Snuff blue.
posted by athenian at 4:03 PM on October 1, 2008

Also helps with colicky babies.
posted by GuyZero at 4:28 PM on October 1, 2008

I thought creamy snuff was the term for a death-porn movie...what gives?
posted by Chuffy at 4:32 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]

Oh my goodness. Surely you are being aware that some ayurvedics are secretly using Pb®
posted by fleetmouse at 4:41 PM on October 1, 2008

omg, It's an antidepressant too!

In a state of despair or when you are depressed, use Ipco Creamy Paste to drive out the blues. It will change your attitude and your reactions so that your responses will be positive, leading to improvement in your state of mind.
posted by nickyskye at 4:55 PM on October 1, 2008

tee hee, I love the user endorsements.

huh. wondered if there were any genuine medicinal uses for nicotine and came across a bunch of articles, including this one that answers a question for me why the schizophrenics from the halfway house in my neighborhood are such compulsive smokers:

There is now also some new data indicating that nicotine can normalize some of the psychophysiological deficits seen in patients with schizophrenia. This may explain the high prevalence of smoking among schizophrenics and could lead to novel therapeutic approaches

"smokeless tobacco users have a 50 times greater risk for mouth cancer than those who do not use such products"
posted by nickyskye at 5:07 PM on October 1, 2008

I love reading Indian advertisements. They are almost unilaterally stuck in an Edwardian-era level of marketing sophistication. It's like getting into a time machine and turning the dial to 1894.
posted by brain cloud at 5:11 PM on October 1, 2008 [1 favorite]

BUY 1 BOX

GET 1 NAPKIN FREE
posted by not_on_display at 5:13 PM on October 1, 2008

Follows best dental practices of Ayurveda, Unani and homeopathic medicine.

Ah. So it's horseshit.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 5:54 PM on October 1, 2008 [2 favorites]

I think Lorillard may get a little bent out of shape for IPCO stealing their slogan for Newport.
posted by oats at 6:32 PM on October 1, 2008