Comments on: 501 things to do with your 501s

501 things to do with your 501s

orange swan — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:55:25 -0800

Your favourite jeans are giving out on you, but you don't want to let them go. These are the jeans you were wearing when you met your partner/got your all-time best score on Frogger/performed at your garage band's only ever paying gig/whenever you move out of, then back into, your mother's basement. They're not just jeans — they're your history. But since you can't wear them anymore, you think you could reincarnate them. You have many options, especially if you've got more than one pair due for retirement. You could make journal or photo album covers so your jeans can truly be part of your historical record. You could make a quilt or two or three, or a wall hanging, or some woven rugs. Or a Christmas tree. You could make a slipcover for a chair, pillows or placemats, or an apron or two.

You could make a toy kangaroo or frogs for your kids. You could make a jean purse or bag, choosing from among a number of different shapes and sizes. If you choose the butt style of purse, the advantage is it will be proportional to your figure. You could make a hat, or a jean skirt. If you're willing to bleach the jeans to white, you could make a wedding dress. If you prefer using sewing patterns to winging it, design-wise, you could do so as this woman has. If you're not into DIY, this company will make shoes out of your old jeans for you. Here are 25 more things to do with old jeans. And now, I'm glad to have inspired you and saved your old jeans from going into a landfill, and it's interesting to see that nothing has been getting between you and your Calvins, but could you PLEASE put down your scissors and pins for long enough to go put some pants on?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:57:47 -0800

You're really going below the belt lately.

By: lee

lee — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:04:49 -0800

Yeah, I think you were wearing panty hose under the jeans playing frogger...

By: inparticularity

inparticularity — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:20:19 -0800

Or you could just have your mom patch them so much that they look like a quilt and contain less than 50% original material and wear them anyway.

By: TedW

TedW — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:29:47 -0800

Use them as backing for a t-shirt quilt. (My sister actually did this for her husband; I hope my wife gets the hint.)

By: turgid dahlia

turgid dahlia — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:30:23 -0800

My jeans don't stay on long enough for them to get too worn out, am I right, ladies?

By: orange swan

orange swan — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:02:42 -0800

Or you could just have your mom patch them so much that they look like a quilt and contain less than 50% original material and wear them anyway. My brothers used to tease my mother about how when she patched their jeans (we lived on a farm and the patched jeans were worn for work/around home only) that she put patches on the patches, though she always insisted she never ever did that. I do remember the patch count could get pretty high on a pair of jeans, though.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:24:36 -0800

DS Lite case, instructions. I like the etymologies connected with denim and jeans: demin = de Nîmes jeans = Gênes The word comes from the name of a sturdy fabric called serge, originally made in Nîmes, France, by the Andre family. Originally called serge de Nîmes, the name was soon shortened to denim. Denim was traditionally colored blue with indigo dye to make blue "jeans," though "jean" then denoted a different, lighter cotton textile; the contemporary use of jean comes from the French word for Genoa, Italy (Gênes), where the first denim trousers were made.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:04:50 -0800

Nooo... I was hoping you'd show me how to fix my old favorite pair of ripped up favorite jeans.

By: twoleftfeet

twoleftfeet — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:38:29 -0800

If you've got old jeans you can certainly make them into a skirt. Or you could make a skirt. Or a skirt. Maybe a skirt would be nice, if you'd like a skirt. Did I mention that you can make a skirt? If all else fails, make a skirt! Or a purse. Or two purses. It's also possible to make a purse. Maybe a purse would be nice. If you don't want to make a purse, you can make a handbag or a book bag or shopping bag or a hip bag. Jeans. Versatile!

By: twoleftfeet

twoleftfeet — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:52:42 -0800

I was hoping you'd show me how to fix my old favorite pair of ripped up favorite jeans Fixing ripped jeans: here and here and here. Making ripped jeans: here and here and here.

By: puckupdate

puckupdate — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:11:29 -0800

I cryogenically froze my favorite jeans. I was going to use them for taxidermy, but I thought it might be too meta.

By: doctorschlock

doctorschlock — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:07:32 -0800

I'm a jeans man. I hate suits and slacks. I only wear suits for celebrations and deaths. It's jeans forever, baby.

By: thbt

thbt — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 10:10:08 -0800

I never understood the obsession with old jeans. Styles change so fast... the un-tapered jeans I wore only a couple years ago look downright baggy these days.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:48:09 -0800

Styles change so fast Only for the trendy.