The Angry Police Captain.
October 5, 2008 9:49 AM Subscribe
The Angry Police Captain wants to know if you're interrogating that guy or proposing to him.
This post was deleted for the following reason: um, yeah, kinda just got yourself banned right there -- mathowie
The Angry Police Captain wants you to delete this post.
posted by jonmc at 9:57 AM on October 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by jonmc at 9:57 AM on October 5, 2008 [3 favorites]
The Angry Police Captain is not here to make friends.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 10:01 AM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Solon and Thanks at 10:01 AM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
THE ANGRY POLICE CAPTAIN WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE?
posted by lee at 10:04 AM on October 5, 2008
posted by lee at 10:04 AM on October 5, 2008
THE ANGRY POLICE CAPTAIN IS SETTING YOU UP TO TAKE THE FALL.
posted by steef at 10:07 AM on October 5, 2008
posted by steef at 10:07 AM on October 5, 2008
THE ANGRY POLICE CAPTAIN MADE A SLYT POST ABOUT SARAH PALIN
posted by phooky at 10:07 AM on October 5, 2008
posted by phooky at 10:07 AM on October 5, 2008
A lot of these are more Your Older, More Experienced Partner... .
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:09 AM on October 5, 2008
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:09 AM on October 5, 2008
Also, if the page source is accurate, this is sort of a self-link.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:12 AM on October 5, 2008
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:12 AM on October 5, 2008
Fox: I'm Inspector Fox of the Light Entertainment Police, Comedy Division, Special Flying Squad ... I'm charging you under Section 21 of the Strange Sketch Act.
Man: The what?
Fox: You are hereby charged that you did wilfully take part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great British Public. (to camera) Evening all ....
Inspector: Hold it. Hold it. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Thompson's Gazelle of the Programme Planning Police, Light Entertainment Division, Special Flying Squad. ... Now I'm arrestin' this entire show on three counts: one, acts of self-conscious behaviour contrary to the 'Not in front of the children' Act, two, always saying 'It's so and so of the Yard' every time the fuzz arrives and, three, and this is the cruncher, offenses against the 'Getting out of sketches without using a proper punchline' Act, four, namely, simply ending every bleedin' sketch by just having a policeman come in and... wait a minute.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 10:17 AM on October 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
Man: The what?
Fox: You are hereby charged that you did wilfully take part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great British Public. (to camera) Evening all ....
Inspector: Hold it. Hold it. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Inspector Thompson's Gazelle of the Programme Planning Police, Light Entertainment Division, Special Flying Squad. ... Now I'm arrestin' this entire show on three counts: one, acts of self-conscious behaviour contrary to the 'Not in front of the children' Act, two, always saying 'It's so and so of the Yard' every time the fuzz arrives and, three, and this is the cruncher, offenses against the 'Getting out of sketches without using a proper punchline' Act, four, namely, simply ending every bleedin' sketch by just having a policeman come in and... wait a minute.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 10:17 AM on October 5, 2008 [2 favorites]
FUCK THE PIGS, FLAG THIS POST
posted by porn in the woods at 10:18 AM on October 5, 2008
posted by porn in the woods at 10:18 AM on October 5, 2008
Huh, after clicking the title a few times, I feel I never have to watch another police procedural again ...
*twich*
FREEDOM!
posted by The Whelk at 10:19 AM on October 5, 2008
*twich*
FREEDOM!
posted by The Whelk at 10:19 AM on October 5, 2008
It took five people to build this site?
posted by ook at 10:21 AM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by ook at 10:21 AM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
THE ANGRY POLICE CAPTAIN IS GONNA HAVE YOUR BADGE FOR SELF-LINKING.
posted by Happy Dave at 10:23 AM on October 5, 2008 [4 favorites]
posted by Happy Dave at 10:23 AM on October 5, 2008 [4 favorites]
THE ANGRY POLICE CAPTAIN IS TRIED OF BAD SPELING ON THE INTENET.
posted by Chuffy at 10:26 AM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Chuffy at 10:26 AM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]
The angry police captain says not to rough up that designer guy so much next time.
posted by mandal at 10:27 AM on October 5, 2008
posted by mandal at 10:27 AM on October 5, 2008
Alvy Ampersand wrote: Also, if the page source is accurate, this is sort of a self-link.
Could be a different Kevin Church, I suppose, but if not, it seems a pretty clear self-link: By RJ White, Laura Dinkins-White, Chris Sims, Brodie H. Brockie, Kevin Church
Why someone would make 45 posts and then invite the banhammer for one unfunny joke is beyond me.
posted by jack_mo at 10:28 AM on October 5, 2008
Could be a different Kevin Church, I suppose, but if not, it seems a pretty clear self-link: By RJ White, Laura Dinkins-White, Chris Sims, Brodie H. Brockie, Kevin Church
Why someone would make 45 posts and then invite the banhammer for one unfunny joke is beyond me.
posted by jack_mo at 10:28 AM on October 5, 2008
Wow, a member for 2 years and you choose to self-link to this piece of shit? Unbelievable.
posted by Manhasset at 10:30 AM on October 5, 2008
posted by Manhasset at 10:30 AM on October 5, 2008
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