Comments on: A More Palatable Proposal

A More Palatable Proposal

youarenothere — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:21:34 -0800

Yes We Can (eat babies)!

By: mullingitover

mullingitover — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:23:22 -0800

I had to stop watching after the first 30 seconds, I was getting too hungry.

By: contraption

contraption — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:32:38 -0800

Prison was hard on that woman.

By: dersins

dersins — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:37:01 -0800

what¹

By: stavrogin

stavrogin — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:38:05 -0800

She tch-tch-tch'ed at the roast baby like it's a cat. She's almost adorably awkward with the babies.

By: LSK

LSK — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:38:44 -0800

I'm cringing. I can't watch past 2:41.

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:39:29 -0800

That's not babbyform we can believe in

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:42:34 -0800

So where those babies sedated or what? Because it seems to me that a pile of babies in hot pie suits under blazing studio lights wouldn't be quite so placid unless they'd been fed a rather large jolt of Godfrey's Cordial.

By: Muddler

Muddler — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:46:05 -0800

Martha Stewart's own homemade baby food.

By: Sys Rq

Sys Rq — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:49:20 -0800

That's right, Martha Stewart's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.

By: artof.mulata

artof.mulata — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:02:16 -0800

oh come on, you stinking intellects. you act like none of you ever wanted to eat a baby before. god, you people make me sick. i mean, come on, what the fuck are you expecting here? that she eats a full grown human? that is just stupid and gross; an adult would be so riddled with toxins and bad attitude and they tend to smell funny. which is why you shouldn't just not eat them, you shouldn't sleep with them either. oops.

By: middleclasstool

middleclasstool — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:02:31 -0800

Trufax: babies are full of delicious candy.

By: yeti

yeti — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:03:28 -0800

They'd look yummier if they were dead. Who eats live babies? You guys are SICK!

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:03:37 -0800

oh my god! That is hilarious, cute, totally wrong, fun, innocent-but-disturbed, enticing yet revolting and macabre all at the same time. And that's a hard combination to achieve.

By: kittens for breakfast

kittens for breakfast — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:11:07 -0800

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

By: Caduceus

Caduceus — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:13:42 -0800

middleclasstool: I always thought babies were delicious. Now I know why!

By: pernoctalian

pernoctalian — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:16:55 -0800

Is there a babysitter on acid costume for the accompanying adult?

By: Lacking Subtlety

Lacking Subtlety — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:18:05 -0800

[lowers head in collective shame]

By: Liquidwolf

Liquidwolf — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:19:31 -0800

In 18 years during a deep therapy session with his psychologist a young man recalls a distant early memory: Laying face up on a counter with Martha Stewart looking down at him with a spatula.

By: salishsea

salishsea — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:23:22 -0800

WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL DID I JUST WATCH???

By: WCityMike

WCityMike — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:28:23 -0800

May 2026: "You get back here, young lady!" "Fuck you, Mom, you put me up the butt of a cloth lobster and stuck me in front of Martha Stewart!"

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:33:45 -0800

OH MY GOD! FIrst off, this is just about two years old, but my roommate and his sister were working on Martha when this was shot, and I distinctly remember his coming home that night beaming with the creepiest Martha Stewart story ever. Some things: First, there was a bit of a mini-panic backstage trying to find a plain black t-shirt for the baby in the turkey suit. One of the P.A.s (or maybe another department) had a young child, and said she had a black baby T, but that they probably wouldn't want it. She was told that it would be fine, as the shirt would be covered up by the costume, but of course the kid was trying to get out of the turkey the whole time, which is why at 6:30 you can clearly read the baby's shirt as "I (heart) Boobies." Secondly, my roommate's sister was staffed to special guest Rod Stewart this whole time, who was just sitting backstage, mouth agape, watching the live feed and repeating, "She's about to eat a baby!" over and over again. Good times. I had totally forgotten about that story.

By: [NOT HERMITOSIS-IST]

[NOT HERMITOSIS-IST] — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:38:35 -0800

Sometimes SLYT posts are really great because of what they provide in the "related videos" area. In this case, this. And this.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:39:43 -0800

watching the live feed So to speak.

By: Caduceus

Caduceus — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:44:26 -0800

Sometimes SLYT posts are really great because of what they provide in the "related videos" area. In this case, this. And this. The totally bizarre, almost random seeming soundtrack is what really makes that second one.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:16:52 -0800

And this isn't just something they do to babies. They do it to Chihuahuas too.

By: droplet

droplet — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 18:31:40 -0800

Er... nom nom nom? Nom? Yes?

By: philip-random

philip-random — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:05:58 -0800

oh come on, you stinking intellects. you act like none of you ever wanted to eat a baby before. god, you people make me sick. You're assuming we haven't been eating babies all along.

By: buzzman

buzzman — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:20:27 -0800

Somebody in Japan is watching this in a weird American tvshow YT broadcast...

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:00:19 -0800

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I think the "M" on your keyboard is broken.

By: swell

swell — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:00:33 -0800

ぇっ！アメリカ人は病気できそこない！

By: captainsohler

captainsohler — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:05:03 -0800

I dont watch television in the first place. *Sigh*

By: MD06

MD06 — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:06:30 -0800

Just so wrong on so many levels. Let's start with... advocating the use of 'construction foam' in baby costumes.

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:33:04 -0800

ぇっ！アメリカ人は病気できそこない！ Babelfish translation: [eh] [tsu] The American the sickness to fail to be possible!

By: saysthis

saysthis — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:34:36 -0800

I watched this with my soon-to-be-wife. And after watching with our mouths hanging slightly open, we looked at each other in a moment of perfect understanding, and we said "adoption".

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:41:17 -0800

Do does costumes on [NOT HERMITOSIS-IST] link explain how furries come to be?

By: liza

liza — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:42:55 -0800

this was perfect. i haven't laughed this hard in a while.

By: squalor

squalor — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:04:34 -0800

Anne Geddes will bring the salad.

By: rusty

rusty — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:25:14 -0800

Eating "babies?" That's disgusting. We call it "man-veal."

By: doctorschlock

doctorschlock — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:20:07 -0800

Baby....fat ....and juicy...

By: nola

nola — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:25:37 -0800

How the hell does this wind up on TV?

By: hurdy gurdy girl

hurdy gurdy girl — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:45:40 -0800

That was awesome[ly bizarre]. However, I must confess I originally expected this to relate somehow to Jonathan Swift.