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October 9, 2008 9:14 PM   Subscribe

Federal Rules of Civil Procedure Rap, by the Notorious B.O.A.L.T. (audio NSFW)

This may be in the "Dennis Miller Ratio," but for those who get it, it's something awesome. Plus, the man can also dance.
posted by Navelgazer (17 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite

 
So glad I didn't go to a T13 right now. There are downsides to not going to one, but at least you don't turn into that.
posted by whoaali at 9:16 PM on October 9, 2008


whoaali: I'm at GULC, and yes, every single one of us is fucking insane.
posted by Navelgazer at 9:21 PM on October 9, 2008


Yeah that's more or less what I encountered at the various combined law school bar reviews. Once got randomly humped by a GULCer while I was standing in the corner of a bar talking to a friend. It was like he appeared out of thin air, impressive stealth, unbelievably creepy, even worse hair. Ahh memories.
posted by whoaali at 9:29 PM on October 9, 2008


Wow, very nice. I was hoping they'd work on Erie Railroad and choice-of-law, but was disappointed. Seems like "forum shopping" could be easily worked in.
posted by Sangermaine at 10:26 PM on October 9, 2008


i had a law school band called 'the straight face test.' no one could pass us.
posted by Hat Maui at 12:31 AM on October 10, 2008 [2 favorites]


The best law school band name is the Habeas Corpses. (Your Love Was) Contributory Negligence is one of the greatest songs of all time.
posted by Doublewhiskeycokenoice at 12:43 AM on October 10, 2008 [2 favorites]


That's hilarious. I really want to send this link to my Civ Pro teacher, but have no idea how it would be received. Gonna have to ponder that for a second. Thanks.
posted by friendlyjuan at 1:32 AM on October 10, 2008


Oh! Hey, fantastic! He strung together some words that vaguely sound alike onto an old, over-used, rap beat.

Besides, the guy can move around and wiggle a little bit. I don't know if I would go so far as to say he can dance.
posted by P.o.B. at 2:03 AM on October 10, 2008


copied from this guy?
posted by By The Grace of God at 2:09 AM on October 10, 2008 [1 favorite]


Way too much time on his hands.
posted by miss tea at 3:42 AM on October 10, 2008


i'm a person who *loves* to laugh - i find something funny every single day. but i've literally never read or heard a law joke that actually cracked me up - how is that possible?
posted by facetious at 4:36 AM on October 10, 2008


This made me laugh:

Judge 11 said you tried to sanction my game
But 11 also gave me 21 to explain
And you should know, lawyer, that the laws be pliant
And now I got three weeks to pin it on my client

posted by R_Nebblesworth at 5:51 AM on October 10, 2008


i'm a person who *loves* to laugh - i find something funny every single day. but i've literally never read or heard a law joke that actually cracked me up - how is that possible?

Because the law as a profession is for people who were blessed with innate smarts, but were born with absolutely 0 curiosity, creativity, or humanity whatsoever.
posted by norabarnacl3 at 6:07 AM on October 10, 2008 [2 favorites]


What? No R19? Or did I miss it? I am outraged. OUTRAGED!

[P.S.: Much as I agree with the sentiment "Fuck Torts! Fuck Contracts! Fuck Property!" You might want to throw down a NSFW tag on that, yo.]
posted by Dr. Zira at 7:18 AM on October 10, 2008


[this is crap]
posted by zekinskia at 8:57 AM on October 10, 2008 [2 favorites]


I'm convinced law jokes are the reason so many lawyers suffer from depression.

A: So what do you do?
B: I'm a lawyer.
A: Oh, hey, what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
B: (quietly shoots self in face)
posted by naju at 10:16 AM on October 10, 2008


I am a former insane GULCer. That's why I got involved with GG&SS. That's also why I think this is funny.
posted by cereselle at 1:11 PM on October 10, 2008


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