Comments on: Man can moonwalk straight to the 9th Circuit

Man can moonwalk straight to the 9th Circuit

Navelgazer — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:14:00 -0800

Federal Rules of Civil Procedure Rap, by the Notorious B.O.A.L.T. (audio NSFW)

This may be in the "Dennis Miller Ratio," but for those who get it, it's something awesome. Plus, the man can also dance.

By: whoaali

whoaali — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:16:41 -0800

So glad I didn't go to a T13 right now. There are downsides to not going to one, but at least you don't turn into that.

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:21:47 -0800

whoaali: I'm at GULC, and yes, every single one of us is fucking insane.

By: whoaali

whoaali — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 21:29:04 -0800

Yeah that's more or less what I encountered at the various combined law school bar reviews. Once got randomly humped by a GULCer while I was standing in the corner of a bar talking to a friend. It was like he appeared out of thin air, impressive stealth, unbelievably creepy, even worse hair. Ahh memories.

By: Sangermaine

Sangermaine — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:26:40 -0800

Wow, very nice. I was hoping they'd work on Erie Railroad and choice-of-law, but was disappointed. Seems like "forum shopping" could be easily worked in.

By: Hat Maui

Hat Maui — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:31:59 -0800

i had a law school band called 'the straight face test.' no one could pass us.

By: Doublewhiskeycokenoice

Doublewhiskeycokenoice — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:43:10 -0800

The best law school band name is the Habeas Corpses. (Your Love Was) Contributory Negligence is one of the greatest songs of all time.

By: friendlyjuan

friendlyjuan — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:32:04 -0800

That's hilarious. I really want to send this link to my Civ Pro teacher, but have no idea how it would be received. Gonna have to ponder that for a second. Thanks.

By: P.o.B.

P.o.B. — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:03:29 -0800

Oh! Hey, fantastic! He strung together some words that vaguely sound alike onto an old, over-used, rap beat. Besides, the guy can move around and wiggle a little bit. I don't know if I would go so far as to say he can dance.

By: By The Grace of God

By The Grace of God — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:09:25 -0800

copied from this guy?

By: miss tea

miss tea — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:42:59 -0800

Way too much time on his hands.

By: facetious

facetious — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:36:16 -0800

i'm a person who *loves* to laugh - i find something funny every single day. but i've literally never read or heard a law joke that actually cracked me up - how is that possible?

By: R_Nebblesworth

R_Nebblesworth — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:51:44 -0800

This made me laugh: Judge 11 said you tried to sanction my game But 11 also gave me 21 to explain And you should know, lawyer, that the laws be pliant And now I got three weeks to pin it on my client

By: norabarnacl3

norabarnacl3 — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:07:44 -0800

i'm a person who *loves* to laugh - i find something funny every single day. but i've literally never read or heard a law joke that actually cracked me up - how is that possible? Because the law as a profession is for people who were blessed with innate smarts, but were born with absolutely 0 curiosity, creativity, or humanity whatsoever.

By: Dr. Zira

Dr. Zira — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:18:02 -0800

What? No R19? Or did I miss it? I am outraged. OUTRAGED! [P.S.: Much as I agree with the sentiment "Fuck Torts! Fuck Contracts! Fuck Property!" You might want to throw down a NSFW tag on that, yo.]

By: zekinskia

zekinskia — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 08:57:47 -0800

[this is crap]

By: naju

naju — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:16:28 -0800

I'm convinced law jokes are the reason so many lawyers suffer from depression. A: So what do you do? B: I'm a lawyer. A: Oh, hey, what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? B: (quietly shoots self in face)

By: cereselle

cereselle — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:11:46 -0800

I am a former insane GULCer. That's why I got involved with GG&SS. That's also why I think this is funny.