Comments on: More shark, less snark

More shark, less snark

wendell — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:18:58 -0800

Shark Virgin Birth! Praise Jawsus! (punchline stolen from Halcyon) Meanwhile, in Dubai, they're so rich they can focus their attention on Sammy the Shark, and a museum in Hawaii is trying to dispel fears raised by recent shark sightings with an exhibition titled "Megalodon: Largest Shark That Ever Lived". And if you always wanted a shark of your own, contact Big Al. Just remember the words of Alby Singer.

By: FatherDagon

FatherDagon — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:33:49 -0800

Shark Jesus, huh? Yeah, I think we can find space for him in the aquatic apocalypse pantheon.

By: Marie Mon Dieu

Marie Mon Dieu — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:36:46 -0800

I did not know a shark baby was called a "pup." Thank you for adding to my secret cache of Jeopardy answers.

By: DU

DU — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:43:18 -0800

trying to dispel fears raised by recent shark sightings with an exhibition titled "Megalodon: Largest Shark That Ever Lived" FAIL

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:48:15 -0800

"How are little sharkies made?" That what little Marky said. His mother did not know what to say After the virgin birth today. She heard once of a komodo dragon Who managed offspring without shaggin,' And then it's said that the birth of bees is Parthenogenesis, just like Jesus; And you know the water flea Has virgin births, just like the bee. This raises questions theological, But Marky's mother, ever logical, Suggested to her little Mark To pray to God, insect, and shark.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:02:57 -0800

Why is it I suspect there is some aquarium keeper who's not talking?

By: noriyori

noriyori — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:06:09 -0800

And Jesus shark spoke to his brethren: "Live every week like it's shark week!"

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:08:38 -0800

Christianity jumps the shark.

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:22:21 -0800

wasn't it Alvy?

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:25:33 -0800

There should be a musical about this...

By: nthdegx

nthdegx — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:43:45 -0800

You're gonna need a bigger cross.

By: never used baby shoes

never used baby shoes — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:18:22 -0800

Chew unto others as you would have them chew unto you.

By: oneironaut

oneironaut — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:31:19 -0800

It will only be a Jesus shark if it raises itself from its stillborn state.