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Forty Four Presidents and a letter to a cat...

jim in austin — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:40:08 -0800

Forty Four Presidents and a letter to a cat. Starring: Grover Cleveland's love life! McKinley's untimely death! Truman singing! Taft in the bath! & more...

By: Mblue

Mblue — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:52:18 -0800

I'm voting for the kitteh.

By: doctorschlock

doctorschlock — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:55:59 -0800

Man, if that had been a real honest ta gawd school lesson. I woulda learnt alot.

By: futility closet

futility closet — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 08:59:03 -0800

Benjamin Harrison is sick and tired of people calling him the meat in a Grover Cleveland sandwich. Bravo.

By: DU

DU — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:01:21 -0800

Pretty great. My only complaint is: "DEMOCRAT" IS A NOUN, "DEMOCRATIC" IS AN ADJECTIVE

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:01:22 -0800

Dickie had a change of heart and went to China after all Jerry left Dick off the hook then the shit just hit the wall. Jimmy, whose brother drank, led crusades to help the homeless But Ronnie's the one we'll all remember 'cause he got us into this whole mess

By: piratebowling

piratebowling — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:20:02 -0800

That was pretty awesome. Kind of a weird, internet infused understanding of American history. Even the rambly parts were pretty endearing.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:23:26 -0800

She got the dates wrong, at least for Washington and Adams

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:42:18 -0800

GET THE CORTEX-SIGNAL
Dickie had a change of heart and went to China after all Jerry left Dick off the hook then the shit just hit the wall. Jimmy, whose brother drank, led crusades to help the homeless But Ronnie's the one we'll all remember 'cause he got us into this whole mess posted by Smart Dalek at 8:01 AM

By: Caduceus

Caduceus — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:06:45 -0800

"DEMOCRAT" IS A NOUN, "DEMOCRATIC" IS AN ADJECTIVE Then mentally insert "party" after each attribution and have a nice cup of tea. You'll feel better. This reminds me a lot of Kate Beaton's History Projects. And as such, I approve.

By: Alvy Ampersand

Alvy Ampersand — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:07:35 -0800

It sort of went downhill after Coolidge, but then again, so has America. I kid, these were informative AND entertaining!

By: grapefruitmoon

grapefruitmoon — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:02:45 -0800

I am crying a river for James Monroe RIGHT NOW!

By: doctorschlock

doctorschlock — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:31:09 -0800

We should color that book and later on, eat the crayons.

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:41:05 -0800

Jonathan Coulton - The Presidents Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck it. John Quincy Adams looked just like his dad. Andrew Jackson got rid of all the Indians. Van Buren served one term, but he wasn't bad. William Henry Harrison died early. John Tyler annexed Texas from Mexico. James K. Polk fought Mexico to keep it. Taylor was a Mexican War hero. Fillmore gave a boat to Commodore Perry. Pierce appealed the Missouri Compromise. Buchanan saw the Civil War's beginnings. Lincoln saved the Union, then he died. Andrew Johnson just survived impeachment. General Grant enjoyed a drink or two. Rutherford B. Hayes ended reconstruction. Garfield was assassinated in 1882. Arthur suspended Chinese immigration. Cleveland made the railroad people squirm. Harrison signed the Sherman Anti-Trust Act. Grover Cleveland served another term. McKinley kicked the Spanish out of Cuba. Roosevelt was handy with a gun. Taft was big and fat and had a mustache. Wilson kicked some ass in World War I. Harding said "Let's Laissez Fair with business." Coolidge made the roaring 20s roar. Hoover screwed the pooch in the great depression. Roosevelt beat the Nazis in the war. Truman dropped the bomb on Hiroshima. Eisenhower kept the Commies well in hand. Kennedy was killed by a magic bullet. Johnson murdered kids in Vietnam. Nixon was a sweating, filthy liar. Ford gave Nixon pardon for his crimes. Carter lusted in his heart for peanuts. Reagan won the Cold War, and lost his mind. George Bush Sr. poked at Saddam Hussein. Clinton gave an intern a cigar. W's legacy's a work in progress. That is all the President's so far. In the year 2005 we're out of money. Somewhere, surely, freedom's on the march. I don't like to make political statements.

By: fuzzypantalones

fuzzypantalones — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:53:30 -0800

i was looking forward to the letter to the cat. awesome comic.