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SOMEHOW, THE FOLLOWING VIDEO CLIPS SEEMED APPROPRIATE FOR INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY: WORLD'S FASTEST CLAPPER - WORLD'S FASTEST DRINKER - WORLD'S FASTEST UNDRESSER - WORLD'S FASTEST SHOOTER and WORLD RECORD 124 HEADSPINS.
posted by flapjax at midnite (43 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

 
BUT PERHAPS MOST IMPRESSIVE OF ALL:

WORLD'S FASTEST BABY.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:57 AM on October 22, 2008


GAAAH CLAPPY GUY'S FLAILING HANDS!
posted by cowbellemoo at 7:01 AM on October 22, 2008


OUR ECONOMY IS UNCERTAIN, BUT CAPS LOCK IS CONSTANT! FEEL THE RELIEF OF MARKET CAPS!
posted by furtive at 7:04 AM on October 22, 2008


i'm a maverick
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:05 AM on October 22, 2008


What does this have to do with the election, exactly?
posted by Mr. President Dr. Steve Elvis America at 7:07 AM on October 22, 2008 [2 favorites]


Tell me they didn't cut to a calculator at the end of world's fastest shooter.
posted by phaedon at 7:08 AM on October 22, 2008


I'M SUPER HANS, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
posted by Super Hans at 7:12 AM on October 22, 2008


I've watched the fastest undresser video three or four times now and I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW HE DOES IT!
posted by marsha56 at 7:12 AM on October 22, 2008


THIS ISN'T AS FUN WITHOUT THE IMAGE TAG, Y'KNOW?
posted by spamguy at 7:13 AM on October 22, 2008


I CAN SEE THE MOON FROM MY HOUSE CLEARLY I AM AN ASTRONAUT
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:14 AM on October 22, 2008


LOUD NOISES!!!!!
posted by C17H19NO3 at 7:19 AM on October 22, 2008


Now I have a headache.
posted by aramaic at 7:23 AM on October 22, 2008


TOGETHER THEY ARE THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.
posted by stavrogin at 7:27 AM on October 22, 2008 [2 favorites]


WORLDS BEST PHON TIP
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:28 AM on October 22, 2008 [2 favorites]


WORLD'S BEST GOAT.
posted by stavrogin at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


I LOVE THIS POST AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.

ALSO THE BABY IS LIKE SOMETHING FROM A HORROR MOVIE WHERE A SPIDER HAS A HUMAN CHILD.
posted by uncleozzy at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2008


I TRIED TO CLAP AS FAST AS TOAST BUT I JUST HURT MY HANDS!
posted by anazgnos at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2008


WORLDS FASTEST GUITAR PLAYER!
posted by JBennett at 7:34 AM on October 22, 2008


CLAPPING GUY HAS ORGASM FACE
posted by unSane at 7:35 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


WORLD'S LOUDEST TOAD
posted by o2b at 7:51 AM on October 22, 2008


FUCK THIS IS GETTING OLD AND SO AM I
posted by fungible at 7:55 AM on October 22, 2008


WORLD'S FASTEST RELOADER.
posted by C17H19NO3 at 7:59 AM on October 22, 2008


THAT BABBY IS SUPER FAST ALL RIGHT THANK YOU VERY MUCH FLAPPER AT MIDNIGHTS
posted by Greg Nog at 8:04 AM on October 22, 2008


I think I figured out how the undresser does it. You see how he pulls his t-shirt up and puts it in his mouth? The bottom of the shirt is still stuck in his belt, and it's like a stretched rubber band. So when he bends over and loosens his pants the other end of the t-shirt is released which snaps both the t-shirt and the overshirt over his head; meanwhile he's doing a little "hop" while pulling his pants down so he gets his legs out of them and can bundle it all up while getting the shirts off his wrists.

Great party trick!
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:06 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


Also, that baby moves like a headcrab. I tried to shoot it. Really.
posted by seanmpuckett at 8:07 AM on October 22, 2008


I'M PRETTY SURE THAT BABY COULD GO FASTER IF IT TRIED HARDER.
posted by unknowncommand at 8:21 AM on October 22, 2008


seanmpuckett- you're lucky. I had to bludgeon it to death with a crowbar.
posted by Hactar at 8:23 AM on October 22, 2008


WORLD'S FASTEST FREE CLIMBER!
posted by Mr_Zero at 8:39 AM on October 22, 2008


I'M PRETTY SURE THAT BABY COULD GO FASTER IF IT TRIED HARDER.

CAN WE STARP A ROCKET TO THAT BABBY
posted by Greg Nog at 8:43 AM on October 22, 2008


I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS CAPS LOCK DAY ALREADY. ALL MY E-MAILS TODAY HAVE BEEN IN, UH, REGULAR LOCK. NOOOO.
posted by slimepuppy at 8:54 AM on October 22, 2008


I CAN SEE THE MOON FROM MY HOUSE CLEARLY I AM AN ASTRONAUT

Busted!
posted by humannaire at 9:08 AM on October 22, 2008


DAMN THAT FREE CLIMBER GOES UP FASTER THAN I GO SIDEWAYS.
posted by Mister_A at 9:09 AM on October 22, 2008




YAY CARPS LORK DAY AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY JUST LIKE LAST YEAR YAY.
posted by eyeballkid at 10:54 AM on October 22, 2008


FIST POST!!!!
posted by regicide is good for you at 11:27 AM on October 22, 2008


CAN YOU HEAR ME OK WAY IN THE BACK?!

OK GOOD. I WILL SEE YOUR POINTLESS WORLD RECORD CLIPS AND RAISE STACK YOU ONE
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 11:30 AM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


AHH, BUT WHAT ABOUT SMALL CAPS?
posted by sonic meat machine at 4:00 PM on October 22, 2008


AHH, BUT WHAT ABOUT SMALL CAPS?

RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WITH SMALL HEADS.

posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:05 PM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK DAY HAS GONE TOO COMMERCIAL

I REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE BIG LETTERS
posted by moift at 5:38 PM on October 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


THIS IS THE WORLDS SLOWEST CAPSLOCK RELATED THREAD, YOU PEOPLE ARE SHIFT-KEY PHONIES
posted by TwelveTwo at 9:59 PM on October 22, 2008


HAPPY CAPSIK DAY. I HATE VIDEOS WERE PEOPLE ARE LIEK "HEY... I LIEK GOT THIS THING AN YOUTUBE AND SUCH." I PREFER BETTER CONTENT ALL TIMES
posted by dagosto at 11:10 PM on October 22, 2008


GAAAH CLAPPY GUY'S FLAILING HANDS!

We've been here before. Such a non-standard reciprocating action is no more "clapping" than blowing a raspberry is definable as "smacking your lips together" or vomiting copiously as "the world's fastest spitting".
posted by raygirvan at 12:10 PM on October 23, 2008


Such a non-standard reciprocating action is no more "clapping" than blowing a raspberry is definable as "smacking your lips together" or vomiting copiously as "the world's fastest spitting".

Or laboriously overthinking such obviously lightweight subject matter is "having something interesting to say".
posted by flapjax at midnite at 4:16 PM on October 23, 2008 [1 favorite]


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