We pick up our mail in the 1800s October 31, 2008 8:11 PM Subscribe
The Online Time Travel Pharmacy. It is the combination of Indian manufacturers and Canadian pharmacists working together that allows us to do this. By the same guy who brought you this and this.
and this.
Wow, that Wizards page was WAY AWESOME. My wizarding powers have been augmented in new and astonishing ways! Thanks!! posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 8:41 PM on October 31, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]
To protect privacy of our customers, we discreetly package all medications in unmarked paper envelopes resembling personal mail with the return address in Bombay (Mumbai), India. The only difference is that the name "OnlineTimeTravelPharmacy.com" is written in gigantic letters on the envelope, as well as the warning: DANGER! TIME TRAVEL PILLS ENCLOSED.
They have a liberal return policy, good to plus or minus 10,000 years! How else can we help you? :) posted by not_on_display at 9:13 PM on October 31, 2008
(Also: as it had been a long while since I checked Get Your War On and other David Rees stuff, I've only just discovered that there are videos! I hope they don't suck.) posted by not_on_display at 10:32 PM on October 31, 2008
I misread your post and thought it was an online Indo-Canadian pharmacy that one could use while traveling. On arriving at the site I was bewildered, huh, where's the drugs? Prescription to fight a brontosaurus? wtf?
d'oh. Time travel. ha! That's funny. I love being a dumbcluck sometimes, nice surprises on occasion. This is charming in a small but very likable way. I haven't wanted to play pretend for ages. hmmm, Where would it be fun to go? Ooh, I always wanted to see Europe before WWII, when it wasn't Americanized but had its own character. The Corfu of Gerald Durrell, the Alexandria of Lawrence Durrell's Alexandria Quartet and Somerset Maugham's Malaysia, his France and London.
That's one comprehensive online tour. I think I'd like to brings some mundane techonology back in time with me, like an MP3 player, or a digital camera, and receive adoration from millions as a techincal wizard. At least until the battery wears out. And you can't overshoot it, either - no one likes to be burned at the stake for a "Thong Song" ringtone. posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 11:58 PM on October 31, 2008 [2 favorites has favorites]
WARNING!!USE WITH CAUTION: Side effects may include Causality Violation Inflammation, Boitard-Derleth Syndrome, Clemens Sarcoma, Morphail Effect-Paradox, Everett-Wheeler Rickets, Temporal Clones, Inertial Frame Drift, spontaneous hemorrhaging and/or implosion in extremities, super-strength, deja vu, veja vu, jamais vu, and Transubstantiation.
Oh and the guy/cartoonist who made this site, David Rees, he rocks. He'll be sort of (a few hundred miles away) in your neck of the woods in a week or so. posted by nickyskye at 10:32 AM on November 1, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]
So can they take themselves back to the days when pharmacists could sell opium without a prescription and ship me a couple of ounces? posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:10 PM on November 1, 2008 [1 favorite has favorites]
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